Fic tag: slow burn
Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough
Show & Tell
hello vonnie
Aqua Utopia|海の底で記憶を紡ぐ
Peter Solarz
Fai_Ryy
cherry valley forever
Jules of Nature

JVL
Not today Justin
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
YOU ARE THE REASON

Discoholic 🪩
Stranger Things
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

Product Placement
Cosimo Galluzzi

izzy's playlists!
sheepfilms
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
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@universaldusk25
Fic tag: slow burn
Me, cracking my knuckles: not if you read it fast enough
The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, but just the memes
Its so hard to trust online shopping (x)
No more white women with ice powers. I want an inuit superhero with ice powers, and her suit is inspired by traditional inuit parkas
And her hair and eye color remains their natural dark shade. No blue eyes and white hair, we’ve had enough of that
Ask and ye shall receive. Here’s Marvel’s Inuk superhero, Amka Aliyak, who goes by the name Snowguard.
She can fly, shapeshift, and manipulate the energies of the Aurora Borealis and the Arctic Circle (that last seems pretty close to having power over ice). Oh, and she’s infused with the literal power of a god. And an Inuk consultant was heavily involved in the character’s creation.
Will she do?
For anyone who wants to read about her, Amka makes her first appearance in Champions vol. 2#21 and is a regular character in the series!
This is exactly what I was looking for, thank you
Beast Boy’s powers would be so much funnier if he didn’t turn green. imagine u live in teen titans tower & one day there’s a pigeon sitting on the breakfast table. it’s probably just beast boy. probably. but it just sits there pecking at cereal and you’re left grappling w/ the suspicion that someone left the window open again
alternatively, Beast Boy adopts an aquarium full of green frogs and lets them wander around the tower for this exact purpose
This is even funnier if you know that Christie did not learn about poisons because she became a mystery writer, rather that she specifically became a writer of mysteries because she already had extensive knowledge of poisons due to her World War I training as a nurse and dispenser.
love the mental image of christie handing doyle her tea for a second n he just starts drinking it
is…..is that the new wood hammer animation?
they’re fucking dead and you’re wondering about the new wood hammer animation
HE MURDERED HIS OWN CHILD
“ cant make an omelette without breaking a few eggs”
I’ve seen this a million times and every time I forget what’s coming
Me? Making memes to cope? It’s more likely than you think. (x)
Covid-19 is ruining school even more (x)
Not Sunny (x)
White Stockings
I pulled my short cape a little closer to my form as I walked down a hallway that continued to be drafty even after I had three different contractors here to try and find the problem. They didn’t find anything, but as it got colder outside, this draft has become unacceptable. I am going to let Mom and Dad know that I would be making an appointment with a window installer to have all the windows replaced along this hallway. That might fix the issue, or they may find something in the aging structure that would explain this.
I turned the corner and walked down another hallway that seemed to have less air whipping against my clothing. I suddenly had sympathy for our staff who had to walk along these drafty hallways more than we did. But this has always been an issue so we made sure that their outfits during this time of the year were more protective.
We made available more traditional and old-fashioned maid outfits and what was once worn by butlers. Some of the male maids wear them, and so do a few of the girls. There is something to be said for seeing them in tailored slacks and a waistcoat that hugs their shape.
Those that choose the classic maid uniform, received thicker wool stockings that were covered by an ankle-length skirt that was at least two layers thick, a long sleeve detachable top, and a full-body apron that sported wide lacing around the edges.
After seeing the staff in much less for most of the year, it’s turning out to be something of reverse erotica to see that much clothing on them now. I think it has to do with the renewed anticipation of undressing them or being fascinated at the sway or movement of clothing over a body that we weren’t use to seeing so covered.
I opened the door to my suite of rooms and walked into my office. When I was younger, this was just a sitting room that set next to my bedroom.
I welcomed the heat that now made its way into my fingers as I took off my cape and laid it over the back of the chair behind my desk. I rubbed the last of the cold from my shoulders as I looked down at some folders that weren’t there a few hours ago. I glanced over at the fireplace, and there was also more fuel burning than what was present when I left. I was about to pull my chair out when a sound from the bedroom caught my attention.
I walked over to the double sliding doors and peeked inside. On the other side was my bedroom. They were occupying the side couch. I couldn’t tell who they were. Their faces were stuck to each other’s as they kissed lips, sucked tongues, and licked whatever they wanted I assumed. Their skirts were hitched up to their waists so I was seeing a lot of white as I went unnoticed. They kept their pantyhoses on as they tried to rock their pelvises together. I think they would have achieved better results, if not more friction if they scissored their legs and perhaps ditched the stockings. At least one of them had wrapped their legs around the other maid’s waist to spread her crotch wider.
I leaned against the door a little as I continued to watch them make out in my room. Slowly I recognized them as being the same pair I found last week making out in a hall closet next to one of the guest bedrooms. It was late. Like two hours after dinner late, so when they saw me leaning against the door like I was doing now, I couldn’t think of anything else they could have been doing. So what if they were using their free time to mess around.
I was proven right when they realized I was there and pulled me in between them. Their soft lips kissed the side of my neck and my lips. I pressed my breasts into the girl in front of me. Nicole, I believe was the girl with the red hair. The blue hair belonged to Ashley. She was also the one with the grabby hands that attacked my breasts the moment she got her hands on me before she moved them down into my skirt cup my pussy. Nicole kept my attention up top as we continued to kiss. She held my head in her hands as she swallowed the moans that Ashley quickly stroked out of me.
By the time we righted our clothes by pulling our skirts and shirts back into place, it must have been at least an hour later.
I watched the girls get louder as they seemed to have found a rhythm and angle that worked for them. I looked over at my wall clock to note the current time. It was just after midday they still had half a day left of things to do. I took a step into the room as one of them shouted the word, “Yes!”
When I got within three feet of their sighing bodies, I knew it was over. I just had to come up with some kind of punishment for them slacking on their duties.
Think. Think.
“Ms. Patrishia,” the blue hair girl said when she saw me looking down at her. She laid there under the red-headed girl who now turned to see me standing almost over them. My eyes moved back to the blue-haired girl. I waited for her to understand the look on my face that I was hopefully showing her. I wasn’t going to join them. I was barely amused by what I just witnessed, and I was disappointed with their attitude towards doing their job. I will never be one to disapprove of the staff having fun with another staff or family member or guest once their other duties had been completed. I eyed the unmade bed a few feet away, and she does understand and shoves the redhead off as she starts her apologies.
I am now a witness to legs and crotches clad in the winter white pantyhose on two bodies as they scampered to right themselves.
“I’m so sorry Ms. Patrishia,” the redhead said first before the blue-haired girl repeated them herself. I looked at them as they now stood in front of me. One skirt was still up at the side. One top was barely hanging on to the breasts that were trying to escape out the bottom of it. I didn’t even see the decorative hair bands on their hair.
“You have ten minutes,” I told them as I turned my back and walked away. I didn’t bother closing the doors as I stepped into my sitting room slash office. I was thinking of retrieving their files and leaving a written reprimand, but then I remembered the cold I just escaped from.
I took a seat at my desk and started to draft what I wanted. By the time they left my bedroom, I was finishing the final version of the second one. The girls stopped at my desk to bow before trying to flee.
“Don’t move,” I said halting them in their tracks. At times I missed using a computer, but then there were moments like this when I enjoyed using pen and paper. It put all those hours of writing class to use.
“Go to the office and have these added to your files,” I told the girls as I held up both pieces of paper. Gingerly they took them out of my hands and stepped back.
“Will there be anything else?” Nicole asked as she kept her head lowered.
“Yes,” I said as I looked over their clothing that was now all back in place. “I will be expecting both of you here at ten-thirty tonight,” I continued. They both raised their head at this. “Other than your shoes, I don’t expect you to be wearing anything else but those stockings,” I added on.
“Ms. Patrishia?” Ashley now asked.
“Yes,” I said in acknowledgment.
“Do you want us to strip here in your office?” was her real question.
“No,” I answered as I shook my head. “You will walk from your rooms to my room with only your white stockings and shoes on,” I made clear. “Is that understood?” I now asked them so they realized that there was punishment attached to this.
“Yes Ms. Patrishia,” they said at the same time.
“That will be all,” I told them as I turned back to the files that I was going to look at before they caught my attention.
“Yes Ms. Patrishia,” they said once more before leaving my suite.
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Hashirama x Mito Snippet - Hades and Persephone AU
For @caped-ace, in response to his ask for this ask meme (which I am still accepting prompts for btw!)
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Mito knows what she will see even before she rounds the final bend in the tunnel before the gate.
“And what brings you here at this hour, Husband.” She says, not truly a question, not when they both know exactly why Hashirama stands, his feet bare and hair loose, arms raised towards the gates. Her gates. The gates that no one has ever returned back out of. He does not look away from them, his brow furrowed in concentration.
At the base of the gates, breaking up through the cold stone they are grounded in, are faint green tendrils.
“I have to go.” Hashirama says, the tendons on the backs of his hands straining as he forces life where life was never meant to be.
“Go where?” Mito says, her voice full of scorn. “Running back to your father? Carrying tales of how best to bring hardship upon the under-realms? You are a poor spy if you cannot even remain at your post for more than the span of a human life.”
Hashirama turns in a swirl of hair and robes, eyes blazing, fists clenched at his sides. Vines write and twist around his arms, born from nothing but his fury as he takes two steps and looms over Mito, the difference in their heights almost ridiculous were there any to see it, even her crown does not quite come up to his chin.
He stares at her for a moment and she stares back up at him, then the fire in his eyes turns to ice and he turns his back on her, returning his focus to the gates. “I am no spy, Lady Wife. And I must leave because my father has to be stopped.”
He sets his feet, sinking inches deep into the rock, shaking the very foundations beneath them. “My brothers, my cousin, my people, they looked to me to protect them. And so he sent me here.”
The tendrils at the gates grow another handspan, creeping up the undecorated surface.
“And it cannot stand. The world is dying. The humans, the gods, and everything in-between. He is killing them and it cannot stand.”
The last words echo through the halls like a spring gale, cracking the stone and stirring the barren soil. Only Mito herself remains unmoved.
And one small, pale hand reaches out and wraps around a shaking dark wrist.
She can feel the power within him, even here, in her own realm, where she holds the advantage. He is a force of nature, as they all are, and one as inevitable as she. All living things come to her, but more life will always rise to replace it.
She can feel his power and his truth and she spends a second to regret that it took her so long to realize that her most advantageous ally was right under her nose, in her very own home.
But Mito is not one to dwell upon regrets. What is done is done and now they must do more.
“None have ever escaped these gates, My Husband.” She says, the power of her rule as Queen here echoing in her voice, the darkness of the halls gathering about her like a cloak. Hashirama turns his head to meet her eyes once more.
“So we shall have to take the back door.”
"Mythology - Hades and Persephone AU" for the power couple of all power couples: Hashirama x Mito ♥
Aright, let’s try this again! Hopefully, the internet won’t go wonky and erase it this time.
This got really politically driven really quickly, so I hope you don’t mind. XD
Butsuma, ruler of the gods, divine asshole in charge, decides that his eldest son’s power and influence is growing too quickly for his liking and takes measures to counteract that.
Some time earlier, he’d dealt with another potential threat to his control of the pantheon a similar way, and sent a powerful deity and their child to rule over the underworld, thus disconnecting them from the majority of the pantheon. Over the course of the mythology, as happens, the elder deity died and rule of the underworld passed to their daughter, Mito.
And so Butsuma contacts Mito, Queen of the Dead, goddess of witchcraft, and gives her his son, Hashirama, god of growth and fertility, as a spouse.
And by “gives” I mean, mandates that the two of them marry.
And both of them are pissed about it.
Mito, because she has work to do and honestly, has had it up to here with Butsuma’s random power plays, and having what she believes to be a spy implanted in her realm to undermine her is really the last thing she wants to deal with.
Hashirama, because he knows why his father is banishing him (because that is really what it is) and because he is afraid for his brothers and his cousin and all the others still under Butsuma’s direct control, who now have no one to protect them with Hashirama gone.
And eventually, they talk to each other and fall in love and overthrow Butsuma and Hashirama becomes the King of the Gods and also makes peace with their rival pantheon by virtue of refusing to stop trying.
why didnt mito uzumaki. the most superior character out of the founders era become reanimated and carol danvers that shit during the fourth war