[darthvaders]

I don’t know what they told you but I’m a hitman. I don’t save people.

[schreiberpablo]

[universekingko]

I hate yawning seven hundred times after I wake up. I got my sleep for once, why am I still sleepy.

[edisonwingers]

 Zen? Okay you can’t just make up words, Hyde!

[badabingx-deactivated20211212]

I’m keeping what you said forever. 😉

[universekingko]

Dammit Leah, I will deny everything.

[badabingx-deactivated20211212]

I fell asleep on the plane. 🙄 Good news is, we just landed. ^_^

[universekingko]

You fell asleep on a plane? That sounds uncomfortable. I usually fall asleep inside of them.

[badabingx-deactivated20211212]

That was SUCH a Dad joke. 🤣

[universekingko]

Oh god. Have I entered that status of my humor? God help me. Ignore everything I said then.

[badabingx-deactivated20211212]

I fell asleep on the plane. 🙄 Good news is, we just landed. ^_^

[universekingko]

You fell asleep on a plane? That sounds uncomfortable. I usually fall asleep inside of them.

[ximnotlikemostgirls-blog]

I’ve been hanging out with @universekingko lately.

[universekingko]

And I’ve been enjoying every minute of it.

[ximnotlikemostgirls-blog]

I have been to. Its been a lot of fun

[universekingko]

I'm glad you've been here. I needed company and I really don't trust my drunk judgement alone.

[thorodinson]

[universekingko]

And as far as I can see I just need privacy Plus a whole lot of tree fuck all this modesty I just need space to do me get a world that they're tryna see A stellar max flow right beside of me A Ferrari I'm buyin' three A closet of Saint Laurent, get what I want when I want Cause hunger is driving me, yeah

[universekingko]

The "I demand selfies still" ex wife of mine.

[universekingko]

I'm the guy who gets offended if you don't ask him to go places but will say no every time you ask him. Just realized this.

[embermvvn]

100 days of kevin owens — 35/100

[ximnotlikemostgirls-blog]

I’ve been hanging out with @universekingko lately.

[universekingko]

And I've been enjoying every minute of it.

[embermvvn]

100 days of kevin owens — 34/100

[universekingko]

Proud dad moments for me consist of watching my daughter imitate yes chants.

[owenssteen]

“Here’s lookin’ at you, kid…” What a dweeb, I love him