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Ever wonder how terrible the 4 years to Erid must have been

if i'm being completely honest with myself i don't ever think dennis whitaker is cis ever. even when he's amab and masc presenting his gender gotta be a lil weird. i mean. look at him.

that boy's gender is never normal.

depsidase

freaksinlovexx

I just know Clark has the hunger of 30 men.

Bruce has definitely walked into the Wayne Manor kitchen at 3 am and found Clark eating 7 loaded baked potatoes. Cheese, sour cream, bacon, and chives are smeared all over his face.

Bruce: Damn.

Clark, startled bc he didn’t listen for him: UH HI UM-

Bruce: we had dinner at 8pm. And a batburger when we ended patrol early an hour ago.

Clark: I was so hungry :((((

Bruce: Please tell me you made me one.

Clark: … I can have one done so quickly if you give me permission to use my eye lasers and superspeed in the house….

Bruce: … don’t tell Alfred.

Trust they fucked nasty right after

phantomrose96

After 13 years of this, it's still funny to me that detailing a full mental breakdown on tumblr is standard fare, but posting a nice selfie is a fraught decision.

loki-zen

this is the correct way around and every other social media site is wrong

depsidase

raechoo-movedto-nokneebees

More High school AU, now with hints of Tim’s character in this universe!

trashideas

IMAGINE Simon wakes up in zero G on the Hail Mary and is panicking and Grace, having no idea how to comfort someone, remembers some shark trivia that when they are rotated upside down their heartbeat slows and they calm down

So of course, Grace just

Flips Simon

And it works because who the fuck expects to be flipped

sirswagsalot1

I’m a big fan of freak Randy Bradley…especially when it comes to sweat stains and body odor.

I KNOW Benson reeked of cigarettes and sweat. Randy definitely inhaled a little deeper every time he had to walk by.

If Benson had to reach up to grab something and the fabric by his armpit was damp, Randy had to force himself to look away before he started drooling like a freak.

If Benson ever used a cold rag or paper towels to wipe the sweat off his forehead, Randy would linger around until he was able to swipe it off the counter without being noticed.

madebyyamii

clark being a caring housewife for his man 😩😽

thiccamousprime

Clark interrupted a grade A certified Bruce aura farm

(He saw active explosives in the building and evacuated him… He just thought he was going to get hurt….Bruce had been planning that win for three months…)

forestofsprites

a panel redraw from clark’s solar flare arc in superman 2011 #38->!! he keeps ending up naked and depowered in fields, and you’ll never guess who’s always first on the scene 🤨