I’m Allowed To Do Crime All Month

20 | M | Gay | Walking Shitpost

[senshimeshi]

Get this shit out of my fucking face LIKE WHAT IS THIS?????

[loqueesha]

Yall are actually hospitable to y'alls hookups??? I never even let mine use the bathroom with the door closed. I’ll be damned if I let a fag steal my $30 vitamin C serum.

[votee-for-pedro]

either that or take them to a p*rk in the d*rk sis 🌃🌙👀

[loqueesha]

And have mosquito bites on my taint??? No thanks

[yung-starbucks-deactivated20210]

Idk maybe because I’m from Florida… but I can’t nut unless there’s mosquitos succin on my gouché 😌

[loqueesha]

Idk why God keeps letting you survive hurricane szn

[navigaero]

those mosquitos letting my hole HAVE it

[im-the-batmann]

[thickness-protection-program]

Malaria looking at y'all’s mosqussies like

[loqueesha]

Mosqussies??? Excuse me?!

[thickness-protection-program]

[that-twink-over-there]

[c-bassmeow]

[theclickerkid-deactivated201506]

[dovahkiin-official]

[kehlso]

[losertakesall]

the actual best moment in all ANTM history

[portraitofadumbassonfire]

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[cabbagefuneral-deactivated20160]

[lockscreens-homescreens]

[cornflakegirls]

[theclearlydope]

Someone needs to notify Ray Romano. 

[omegaverse]

republican bitches really be having babies with their military husbands at age 18, moving to the middle of fuck empty USA and being like "this... Is living ❤️"

[rodrickheffeley]

[konoko]

[friendlyfatigue]

remember when linguini brought a rat he found back to his apartment and got all embarrassed and was like it’s not much. to the rat

[asleepyteen]

linguini is the only millennial character ever written correctly

[goblinham]

lmao some critics really be like “detective pikachu didn’t set up for a sequel and thats bad!” 

1. thats GOOD. its a standalone movie. thats GOOD. 

2. its POKEMON. you think no ones got any ideas for a second POKEMON movie? fuck you

[3lixar]

[nerdgasrnz]

Congress

[thethingsifindfunny]

my uncle sent me BAD essential oils

[lvl99catpriest]

I am screaming

[that-twink-over-there]

Noooooooo 😂