where is my mind??

You have to make the right choice. As long as you don't choose, everything remains possible. -Nemo Nobody

[teenscoolest]

[alexisrosez]

Gaga, do you have a question for any of our guests this evening? (x) I do, tonight’s question goes to Matt. 

Bonus:

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

so the thing about my family is that we have two ancestors on my dad’s side who were buried in france, where I currently live. one died in the spanish civil war, and one died prior doing…we don’t know what. but he somehow managed to get buried in père lachaise. 

so anyhow, my gran sends me a message like “pls put flowers on ur uncle samuel’s grave because he’s gone over a century with none and it will make the ghost mad if he hasn’t already” because my family spends time in europe but never long enough to go all the way to père lachaise and give ya boy samuel jr. his death rites. so im like “ok gran I can do that” bc im a good grandson and you do not fuck with gran she doesn’t DESERVE THAT 

i figure out which plot he’s on and ask someone specifically where you can find uncle samuel jr. and they tell me where and so I arrive at the junction and. 

HE GONE. 

WHERE DID YOU GO UNCLE SAMUEL. 

*celine dion’s smash hit “my heart will go on” playing in the distance* 

in other words either someone stole my entire great great uncle samuel or he has risen again, ready to party in paris for all of eternity. 

[palindrome-mystery]

You’re pretty chill about a corpse disappearing.

[rrozeselavy-deactivated-deactiv]

My guy, my dude, he’s been dead since 1851. He could be anywhere. He does what he wants.

[emiliaaclarke]

And!

[georgeslays]

[saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful]

georgeslays:

“She would have loved Kate.”

Just announced: Royal Princess named Charlotte Elizabeth Diana. 

[bangaveragewhitewine]

Well, I’m sobbing now

[manbunenthusiast]

the truth is out there 

[thats-so-meme]

[buyakendama]

[bob-belcher]

[doctorstrangebatch]

He’s lost it. He’s totally gone!

[freakinfreeman]

He’s like the rest of us right now I think: mad and like we’ve been stuck in a trunk

[bob-belcher]

[4gifs]

[popcultureprodigy]

This is the timeline expressions of my day to day life decisions

[refinery29]

[frozen-delight]

5x11 | Sam, Interrupted

[ithelpstodream]

Fabulous!

[wu-tangz]

To the window … !!!!

[kinky-kace]

to the wall!!!

[twitterscreencaps]

[null-al-ghul]

LMAO!! I’m a smart ass I btw I‘ve said one at least one of these…idk how I’m still alive.

[septemberssweetheart-deactivate]

😭

[yallstaysafe-deactivated2018031]

I would never

[askaboutchey]

😂😂😂😂

[thesickestsinner]

You could catch an instant TKO for the last one lmao, not even a chance to see her fist flying to your face.

[badgyal-k-deactivated20190901]

Lmao wild

[ardnale]

Booooyyyyy my mom don’t gotta tumblr and I hesitated reblogging this

[hipsandheartbreak]

L O L NEVA

[futureblackwakandan-deactivated]

You asking or you telling got me weak. 😂😂😂

[garrettt]

Lyin’ ass never said that to