Classy Onesie, Classy, Classy Onesie

Gotta laugh to keep from crying.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[purewhiteloversbizarrejelly]

[yesterdaysprint]

Star Tribune, Minneapolis, Minnesota, February 15, 1934

[johnnyslittleanimalblog]

[fakehistory]

FBI fighting criminals downloading music from Napster (1998)

[babyanimalgifs]

Here’s the deal. I’m no dog scientist, but this is the fluffiest cute bubba I’ve ever seen.

Tw the__bisquit

[onlytwitterpics]

[so-doggone-funny]

i always just assume they’re ded

[thats-so-meme]

[growingup-a-90s-kid]

Polly pockets 👒👗👙

[earthdad]

i scream you scream we all

repress memories of our childhood

[oopsabird]

god, GOD Freddie Mercury was such a fucking badass

[scumbagsblog]

This doesn’t do the moment justice. He took the swig of vodka, said “I’ll fucking do it darling”, and then ABSOLUTELY NAILED IT in one fucking take

[child-of-dolora]

Mood for 2019: “I’ll fucking do it, darling.”

[finninsanelycoolish-deactivated]

Reblog for Freddie Mercury level belief in yourself this new year! 

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

I’ll fucking do it, darling

[iero]

Gerard Way at his home in Los Angeles for The New York Times.

[sevenclowds]

For all you fellow nosey bitches who squinted at these trying to figure out what they were, here are some titles from Gerard and Lindsey’s book selection:

[bywandandsword]

So Gerard Way is a witch who wants to take care of his plants

neat

[just-shower-thoughts]

You’re not that smart, there’s just a lot of stupid people.

[unkusandcakes]

My nightmare

[glumshoe]

the ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ has only been actually typed once by a single person, everyone else who has ever used it has just googled “shrug emoji” and copy-pasted it

[thejonymyster]

why repaint the mona lisa

[mytearsrricochet]

this morning NASA abandoned their mars rover Opportunity (aka Oppy) because it (she) got hit by a storm on Mars and it knocked her camera and wheels out and her last words to the team were “my battery is low and it is getting cold”. I know she’s a machine but I’m devastated. Oppy is the one who discovered water on Mars. RIP oppy ily space baby

[mevsthhighway]

they didn’t abandon her!! they tried eight months to reach her!!!! as their last farewell to her yesterday they played her “I’ll be seeing you” by Billie Holiday:

“I’ll find you in the morning sun

And when the night is new

I’ll be looking at the moon

But I’ll be seeing you”

They love her so much and they tried so hard!!!

[babyanimalgifs]

In case you weren’t aware, sting rays are basically puppies.

[torikaze]

oh hey I know these guys! they’re in a little tide pool at the Monterrey Bay Aquarium and they’re super sweet. If they see you standing next to the pool they’ll jump up out of the water and splash you until you pet them

[shoren18]

[catscenter]

[aphroditeslips]

mama pasta looks so kind

[nowstandbackforyourownsafety]

[callmekaters]

WISHBONE WAS SO LEGIT.