shaniac#1

number one supporter of shane madej bip bopping around and doing a buncha bullshit🙏

[unlawfulspoon]

saw the sheep detective trailer at project hail mary and recognized brett goldstein immediately i love this superpower

[wearewatcher]

I mean

[wearewatcher]

it’s him. it’s shyan.

[unlawfulspoon]

looked up at the stars wishing i knew more constellations and then thought about how i need to learn every subject and every small thing ever and be so disgustingly and whimsically over educated about everything and how much of a privilege it is to learn and i hate AI and i wish everyone had the drive to learn more and not be embarrassed to want to learn or be passionate about something and technology is killing us

[wearewatcher]

WE’VE BEEN HEXED. CURSED. CAST DIRECTLY INTO HELL. Today’s video was accidentally uploaded in low-resolution! Don’t worry, we’re re-uploading it in nice, crisp 4K right now and it’ll be back and better than ever by 5pm PT. In the meantime sit back, relax, and have a treat while we resolve this trickiness!

[wearewatcher]

[unlawfulspoon]

i’m having more and more trouble telling the difference between them

[unlawfulspoon]

shane serving tobias funke realness in the fugates episode

[unfuckablebogtroll]

This Superman is such a sweetie. He’s kind to the robots. He makes his girlfriend breakfast for dinner. He pretends he doesn’t care what social media thinks of him but gets genuinely upset over juvenile name calling. He tortured a despot with a cactus but the spines “weren’t that big.” He tries to capture the giant monster alive. He loves people and does his best to help them and he’s not an idiot he knows people are complicated, but he’s genuinely heartbroken when they turn on him. The idea of him having a harem is utterly ridiculous. He loses it over a pain-in-the-ass dog. He makes fun of the despot for pissing his pants. He wept at seeing an innocent man murdered. His open devastation over Mali’s murder is part of what brings Metamorpho to take the risk of helping him. He saves that weird baby. He saves a squirrel. He not only would not fuck his clone, he killed him. He makes that shithead Lex cry. His flirting with Lois is so swagless and unsubtle that her boss immediately clocks that they’re together. He loves his parents. He’s good all the way down, not because he was born that way but because he chooses to be.

[unlawfulspoon]

and when guy was accepting all the high fives, he was just talking to the kids 🥹💔 he’s so perfect i can’t

[rodrickheffeley]

anyone else feeling a bit crazy about this

[unlawfulspoon]

i panicked so bad who do i look at

[unlawfulspoon]

please help i cant stop thinking about superman im trying so hard to be normal about it but i felt so deeply about it i cried so much im so happy its here what’s wrong with me

[ghostie-cola]

[unlawfulspoon]

he’s lowkey me

[d3ad-eye-andy]

Sam and Joaquin's "don't get yourself killed" "no dying. copy that" is gonna break my heart in a couple of years isn't it

[unlawfulspoon]

i want whoever casted will and david to be set for life because that was truly the best decision ever made in the history of the world

[sicsempert]

rewatching arrested development……

[probably-not-a-masked-vigilante]

idk what it is about Michael Bluth that’s so captivating. he’s moderately attractive. he’s an alright businessman. he’s kind of funny. and i’m also In Love with him

[dexterityemma]

rewatching arrested development and I’m halfway through season 2 and like. it’s crazy the bluth company still has employees. like you’re trying to sit in a board meeting with the company president but his older brother named GOB keeps bursting in to do magic. every once in a while you see his niece in the copy room when she should FOR SURE be in school. sometimes his teenage son is there and he’s always awkwardly endearing. At office parties you’ll run into your boss’s mom (nasty and drunk) being trailed by his younger brother (has a hook for a hand) or his sister (attempting to flirt with all the employees) and her husband (a failing actor). You go home and turn on the news and you see your boss’s dad (aka your former boss) is missing and on the run for stealing money from the company and also building houses in Iraq for saddam hussein. you choose to go into work the next morning.