CrabgrassUntitled

21 y/o she/they PAN 🩷💛💙 MDNI TERFs, Racists, and Homophobes DNI

[unlikelywasteland]

Welcome to my Dollhouse

Hiiiiii! I haven't decided what name I wanna go by on here yet, so for now please call me Unlikely <3

I am 21 years old she/her (any pronouns work >-<) and pansexual

Homophobes, Racists, TERFs, and every other shitty group DNI

Minors DNI, this is not an appropriate blog for minors you will be BLOCKED

Learn more about me under the cut

pansexual

Everyone is welcome here <3

My lovely ladies please feel free to call me ANY pet name (I really like babydoll, sweetheart, and love)

My silly fellas as long as you stay respectful you can call me almost anything

All my homies in-between, go with what vibes best with you <3

I'm a certified yapper :) my fave yap topics: anime, dolls, art, music, and pretty things

I like to talk but sometimes I'm slow to respond if I'm having a bad day :(

Sub leaning switch

Love: Praise, teasing, overstimulation, oral, Light degradation, toys, shibari, and the list will probably grow

No: Race play, Zoophia, Rape

I am not comfortable posting personal pics

I love hearing other people's fantasies and thoughts, so please yap away anons and asks <3 <3 <3

I hope you have a good time while you're here <3

Thank you for reading :)

(last updated 07.21.25)

[unlikelywasteland]

Ponder Requests

Hello people,

My brain is running wild and I require a topic to focus on. Please send weird and whimsy thoughts to wonder about!

[bunnyunderthebed]

As I peek out from my hiding seeking a furry friend,

familiar and coy in a burrow unknown, I sheepishly call out to see if they're in the mood for a light banter.

My appearances rare and exists the same,

in a wasteland unknown of the weathers at hand,

I think of a bunny wondering...........

if as like mine,

his day is as sunny?

sunny and sweltering, pools of resentment collecting on my fur. like midsummer storms, wetness that cries for what it nourishes.

mood for banter everpresent, even in the midst of a funeral, though hoping to hug shade. ears perk and interest piques, for songs on friendly feathers.

[unlikelywasteland]

A sun parcel for shade appropriate on such a gloomy day,

I’m glad to say hey like a fae from lands away

And hope for peace to follow gently said current sadness

[chazchaschad]

I do not have a "side blog”, I do not “schedule posts”. I torture my followers with random bullshit and if that doesn’t work I KILL MYSELF

[esthermika]

[kerrry444]

pussy slaps to get my attention because i'm a whiny mess who can't think straight after the amount of times she's made me cum

"i asked you a question, be a good girl and answer it"

[lull4byboy-deactivated20260501]

now be a good boy and lick it clean <3

[cosmicanger]

[youcatchyourdeath]

I love masturbating but I really need someone to do that for me once in a while.

[unlikelywasteland]

speak, then, flower! share with us tale of your life and times, as the birds do with morning song!

has rain flooded your meadows? have their mother clouds broken your gloom? what is your pollen's mood?

Like the birds, my tales are told in sounds that make sense to few that hear them,

The noise is heard without comprehension by most ears in range.

Listen closely and your fuzzy ears may learn to interpret these unfamiliar sounds into familiar melodies ;)

[w0rmsmeatofme]

I want to see more polyamory pride this pride month i'm serious. Stop being weird about people with multiple partners polyamory is awesome and beautiful and queer

[hexjulia]

so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

[unlikelywasteland]

with summer sun blooms a flower, unlikely but never wasted.

how wonderful is their scent, carried by the breeze across the mountains that guard my burrow.

too long since i last counted your petals, methinks.

How lovely that my bloom falls near familiar burrows of one lovely bunny…….

The wind cradles a far flown fur gently to myself, in exchange for the woes of being forgotten in its path

A beautiful reminder of my lovely bunny’s cleverly kind memory <3

[brainsanalysis-deactivated20210]

Hello please reblog this if you’re okay with people sending you random asks to get to know you better

[cisfleshlight2]

why is my pussy always aching for something to be inside of her omg girl shut upp

[oddwomen]

Lesbian and Gay Pride, London, June 1985

[lqhr]

titties… breasts even… the world is a remarkable place