Surprise Sidney

Maternal ABANDONMENT causes serious DEVIANT behavior 

[thexmcnsters]

{ closed starter | @unlikelyxbunch }

The male sat at the table outside of the cafe slowly sipping at his coffee. He watched the passers by casually until he saw the other walking along, pushing his notebook off the table in front of them, off the table.

[unlikexbunch]

    Carter hadn’t meant to be in a rush, but there was a small group of paparazzi behind him and didn’t feel like dealing with them today. He turned and was about to head into a cafe when his leg bumped a table. 

     “Shit...” He muttered bending down to pick what had fallen up. “Sorry.” He said handing the notebook back to the other. 

[jxnjungkook]

smiley babe

[bang]

[itsjust-insanity]

*moans when im stretching to let all the boys get a taste of what it is like to fuck me*

[unlikexbunch]

{ Scout; open to females connection;your muse is the girl Scout hooked up with} 

     The light was shining through the curtains. Just as Scout was about to lift the blankets over his head the doorbell rang. “Oh fuck.” He muttered jumping out of bed. “Just a minute!” He said closing the bedroom door where the sleeping girl he’d hooked up with last night slept. 

    He ran to the front door in his boxers. He opened it and smiled. “Hi, Bubba!” He said holding his arms out. He was greeted by Kat with a glare. “I know. I’m sorry, I didn’t text you.” He muttered taking Nate in his arms. Kat sighed and handed him the diaper bag and kissed Nate on the head. “I’ll pick him up Monday morning.” She said before turning to go. 

     Scout closed the door. He held Nate close to him. “Oh Daddy is so hung over.” He groaned. 

[unlikexbunch]

“you’re adorable when you’re jealous.” from astrid to anyone tbh

&. JEALOUSY STARTERS.

@thexmcnsters accepting 

    The warlock bit his lip and smirked. “First, I’m not adorable, second, I’m not jealous.” He said looking down at her. 

[unlikexbunch]

“no one is flirting with anyone.” - brenner to kat

&. JEALOUSY STARTERS.

@sticktogcthcr accepting 

    Kat glared at Brenner then looked to the girl whose hand was on his chest. She slowly walked over to the girl. She took a deep breath. “I may be six months pregnant but don’t think for a second that I won’t drag your skinny little thot ass out of the frat house, by your God damn hair.” She said in a calm but terrifying tone. 

     “Get your hands off my man and get the fuck out.” 

[onlinehemmings-deactivated20190]

a hot mess

[cutehoodings]

PRECIOUS 

[unlikexbunch]

So today is a tough day. Last week I lost one of my best friends. I used to stay as his house sometimes in the summers when my dad would get bad. His home was my home away from home. His mom was my second mom. His siblings were like my siblings. We were all so close and we all loved each other so much. We always said we’d end up getting married some day just joking around but deep down I really did love him. Today was his funeral and I saw his mom and broke down, it becoming real for the first time. She is so strong and so brave. We hugged and she said “He loved you so much, baby girl.” That was the moment when it became real and right now as I’m writing this I just can’t believe he’s gone. Chrissy, Toffer, C-Baby. I love you so much and will never stop thinking about you.

[bbycal]

A wild Luke Hemmings

[calumincolor-deactivated2023012]

s l f l tour diaries [ 3 / ? ]

[outerspacemovingalong-deactivat]

*singing* Put that thing back where it came from or so help me (so help me)

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

“Morning After” starters

as requested by anon. Enjoy and feel free to make any changes !

Sexy

“Feel like another round?”

“You were great last night…”

“Wow, you look even better in the daylight.”

“My clothes look better on you than they do on me.”

“I had no idea you were into that stuff…I’m glad I found out.”

“We didn’t even get to use the toys last night.”

“You should play with my hair some more…”

“I don’t remember ever having this many hickeys. But I don’t mind.”

“That was a workout.”

“I don’t know your name. But you can share it with me, so I know what to scream this time.”

“The fun doesn’t have to end.”

“I think I can convince you to stay…”

“Don’t pretend like you’re asleep. Should I find a way to wake you up?~”

“We could order pizza and just stay like this all day.”

“I love your bedhead.”

Awkward

“Oh no…what did we do?”

“Hi! You need to leave.”

“I’m sorry…who are you?”

“Ugh…I drank so much.”

“I can’t believe I did this again.” / “I can’t believe we did this again.”

“Where are your clothes?”

“…I’m sore in such weird places.”

“Hey, sorry! I’m gonna go. Right now.”

“You didn’t seem like you were having such a bad time last night.”

“Someone’s coming. Is that your mom/partner/spouse/etc.?”

“I think this was a mistake.”

“*trying to sneak out while half-dressed*”

“Your foot is in my face.”

“Did we use protection?”

“*sees ___ and screams*”

[thexmcnsters]

unlikelyxbunch:

    “Act???” He laughed. “You think that me being an asshole is an act?” Scout shook his head. “Nah, I mean, I was a sweet guy once, but then I fucked over and became the guy that I am today. This is who I am, sweetie. It’s no act.” 

     “I’m not creepy.” He said defensively. “Fine.” Scout shrugged with a smirk. “I have somewhere to be anyways.” He said checking the time on his phone. 

    “Unless you want me to stay.” 

“I think it’s partially an act, but hey, clearly me saying something isn’t going to magically make you less of an asshole.” She shrugged.

“The way you brag about your apparent sex life is kind of creepy.” Queenie spoke out before she moved to walk by him. “Fine. I was just leaving too so whatever.” Lies.

[unlikexbunch]

     “Not at all.” He told her matter of factly as pulled out his phone. “It’s not creepy a lot about people talk about their sex lives. Don’t tell me that you don’t blab to your friends about the dicks you ride, alright.” He writes a text to Kat saying that he’s on his way. 

     “Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go pick up my son, from his mother and her husband, who happens to be my fucking half brother.” He sighed. “I really got fucked over good on that one didn’t I???” 

[sadstarllet]

unlikelyxbunch:

    When she spoke he frowned. “Jesus, Madi. I’m sorry.” He said taking her head in his hands and kissing the top of it. He wasn’t really a comforting person but he at least tried. 

     “You know. It’s ok, to not be ok.” He said looking down at her. Scout nodded. “It’s fine…” He nodded. He got into the car and put his seat belt on. “I would be with them two, if I wasn’t having vocal cord issues, I’m technically not supposed to be talking, drinking or smoking, but whatever. It’s not like I’m lead, plus the ladies dig it when I sound a bit raspy.” He smirked pulling out a pack of cigarettes. 

    He handed one to Madison and lit it for her, before lighting his own. He took a long drag. “What?” He asks. “Why are you looking at me like I just kicked you puppy???” Scout licked his lip. 

      Madison really did appreciate that he was trying to be caring and nice to her, but that’s not why she came to him, she came because he was an asshole that could probably go more then ten seconds without asking if she’s okay like Chaz and Carter.   “ i’m fine.. really I couldn’t handle kids anyway.. you should really be kissing Carter’s head. “  Madison is just glad no one from the media had even started thinking she was pregnant, honestly that would be too much for all of them to handle.

      she’ll back her car up with that, pulling away from her house and towards the street when he offers her the cigarette, it’s placed between her lips, and she’ll only relize she’s leaning into the flame of his lighter when eyes look to him.  a frown comes with it and she’ll slowly blow out the smoke before putting music on to drown out her thoughts.  “ it’s nothing. “  the blonde will mumble while placing the cigarette between her lips again.  

      “ that song Chaz wrote about me, what are the chances your guys would like me be in the video. I’m narcissistic, I want everyone to know it was about me. “  the lighter conversation is offered with a small smirk, because Madison might honestly loose it if they talked about sad stuff for one more second.

[unlikexbunch]

    Scout rolled down the window and blew smoke into the night. “It’s clearly something, but I won’t press. I don’t feel like getting slapped again.” He said leaning back in his seat. 

    He took another drag before looking at Madison. He’ll allow the smoke to come out of his nose and mouth before speaking again. “Yeah.” He nodded. “I mean it wasn’t just about you, it was about all our exes but you were the main focus.” Scout flicked some ash out the window before taking a breath. “I don’t see why not, I mean it’s not like, Kat, Emma or Tori are going to agree to be in the video.” 

   Scout bit his lip. “We tried auditioning girls for it. They all sucked and were the right fit. They couldn’t act right. It’s a break up song, the girl in the video needs to act like she hates us, not wants to fuck us. You’d be perfect because 80 % of the time you do hate us.” 

[princesconsuela]