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what doesn't kill you makes you stay on tumblr for 13 years and counting
DAN AND PHIL - THE HARD LAUNCH WORLD TOUR TICKETS ON SALE FRIDAY 12PM LOCAL TIME danandphiltour.com
phil faces his punishment and flashes some serious cheddar
MALE PODCAST 28
the most important virtues for the young woman are as follows: time theft, selfishness, orgasms, irreverence to authority, sacrilegious behavior, a questioning mind, and eating regular meals.
omg the new emoji
for those that can’t see it
i love him on android their eyes are even more off-center
i don’t usually talk outside of tags but this was really funny to me
NEW AMAZINGPHIL VIDEO!!
Reacting to 20 YEARS of my Youtube
me in the pussy if im fully honest
affirmations for when you have to send emails
a little personal response / tribute to "here's the life i've always longed for" by Anna Haifisch. the original means so much to me, and even though it's hard, I feel like every day i'm making more steps toward finally being on the other side of that fence <:)
I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should lock the fuck in *half an hour passes* I should-
the world is running out of glassblowers and yet you want to become a fucking doctor
One of the most jarring moments of my university education was in a physics class when I was given a device that measures gravity and was told “this cost the university sixteen thousand dollars, but the only glass blower in the world who could make the glass springs inside it died so it’s literally irreplaceable. If you drop it those springs will shatter. Go fuck around with it for a day and take some measurements”
In the UK there's a thing called the endangered crafts list which I highly recommend if you fancy discovering some crafts you never even knew existed. Scientific and optical instrument making is considered 'critically endangered' and glassworking (scientific glassware) is just considered endangered, which is for 'crafts with a shrinking market share, an ageing demographic or crafts with a declining number of practitioners.' There's some other crafts in that category which are easier to teach yourself or go to classes on that list, like lithography, marbling or block printing on fabric, so it might be worth considering those if you're looking for something to try.
girl get a grip 😭
girl GET a GRIP
CORDIAL INVITE TO JOIN CELEBRATING THE BIRTH OF OUR PHIL
listen i love the podcast and i understand dan and phil wanting to appeal to people and play nice and all but do they not realise how ENDLESSLY funnier the whole thing would be if they just did the full episodes like this. less filter more chaos just go for it
btw if youre young and scared of doing adult things without your parents ive learned that like 90% of the time you can just tell the doctors office or the dmv "haha sorry ive never done this without help before... can you show me how to do this?" the employee will not care. if that means anything to you
literally walked up to a desk in the courthouse, said "is this where I register a car or is it the next one?" and she said it was the next one. and the lady at the next desk helped me. it feels embarrassing but I promise you can just ask
One of the most important lessons I learned in customer service is that no matter how much help you need, as long as you're nice about it, you won't even crack the top five of worst customers they've had to deal with that day. I will walk an old lady through every step on that pin pad with a smile as long as she's polite, because two calls ago I had to deal with someone screaming about politics for 45 fucking minutes because I wasn't allowed to hang up on him.
Everyone has their first time doing something, everyone makes mistakes, everyone has dumb moments, and as long as you're choosing kindness I'll just laugh it off and help out. Because no matter how dumb you think you are, there was already someone who was just as dumb but was determined to ruin my day over it.
phil has loved dan long enough to see him revert to the boy he fell in love with in the first place