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AND STAY OUT!!!! (He yells at plankton)

Krabs, it wasn’t what it looked like! I swear I only love YOU!

No you don’t!!! You were hanging out with that sloozy BENDER!!!! (Crying) I know you liked me better as a robot! (Slams door before opening it again and throwing out Bender)

(Falls on his ass) YUHUHHR OUCH

krabs I PROMISE it wasn’t what it looked like!

(Slams door, crying)

OH MY POOR EUGENE.... this is all YOUR fault Bender!!!

Hey YOU’RE the one who called me over I just decided to come naked

AND STAY OUT!!!! (He yells at plankton)

Krabs, it wasn’t what it looked like! I swear I only love YOU!

No you don’t!!! You were hanging out with that sloozy BENDER!!!! (Crying) I know you liked me better as a robot! (Slams door before opening it again and throwing out Bender)

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(Falls on his ass) YUHUHHR OUCH

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yeezy-nation

PLEASE DO THIS

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eyyy miu

hellsgardenofroses

So apparently im marrying my oc

unofficial-spongebob

OH NO

uh

and YOU

@mrs-tweedy-official

I love you ❤️

*gasps* MOM NO... you can’t LOVE MRS TWEEDY ?????

Right... I don’t love her

I ADORE her

(He short circuits and passes out on the ground)

and YOU

@mrs-tweedy-official

I love you ❤️

*gasps* MOM NO... you can’t LOVE MRS TWEEDY ?????

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@ollietheoneandonly

@low-battery-paxton

For grounding me

#me to all of you

HEY DUMBIE CHILD

If you don’t wanna be my sister so bad I WILL electrocute you BITCH *he tries to shove Donna in a pool but misses and tackles @low-battery-paxton into the pool*

YOU’RE FUCKING

GROUNDED

bUT MOMMY I DIDNT MEAN TO

*Gets electrocuted and mcfreaking drowns*

(He climbs out, dragging her body, still sparking himself before locking eyes with Donna) this is YOUR FUCKING FAULT (he picks her up and tosses her in the pool before going back to Paxton. He shakes her desperately trying to wake her) MOMMY PLEASE (he’s crying) please WAKE UP!!!!! Whose gonna walk my NINTENDOGS!!!!$

[Cough couf]

...DON’T THROW YOUR FUCKING SISTER IN THE WATER! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!

Do you not remember when she threw me down the stairs and INTO A WASHER ??

FINE! Throw me back into the water, you sTINKY!

nOOOOOO mommy I don’t want you to get hurt you have to stay out of the water!

HEY DUMBIE CHILD

If you don’t wanna be my sister so bad I WILL electrocute you BITCH *he tries to shove Donna in a pool but misses and tackles @low-battery-paxton into the pool*

YOU’RE FUCKING

GROUNDED

bUT MOMMY I DIDNT MEAN TO

*Gets electrocuted and mcfreaking drowns*

(He climbs out, dragging her body, still sparking himself before locking eyes with Donna) this is YOUR FUCKING FAULT (he picks her up and tosses her in the pool before going back to Paxton. He shakes her desperately trying to wake her) MOMMY PLEASE (he’s crying) please WAKE UP!!!!! Whose gonna walk my NINTENDOGS!!!!$

[Cough couf]

...DON’T THROW YOUR FUCKING SISTER IN THE WATER! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!!

Do you not remember when she threw me down the stairs and INTO A WASHER ??

HEY DUMBIE CHILD

If you don’t wanna be my sister so bad I WILL electrocute you BITCH *he tries to shove Donna in a pool but misses and tackles @low-battery-paxton into the pool*

YOU’RE FUCKING

GROUNDED

bUT MOMMY I DIDNT MEAN TO

*Gets electrocuted and mcfreaking drowns*

(He climbs out, dragging her body, still sparking himself before locking eyes with Donna) this is YOUR FUCKING FAULT (he picks her up and tosses her in the pool before going back to Paxton. He shakes her desperately trying to wake her) MOMMY PLEASE (he’s crying) please WAKE UP!!!!! Whose gonna walk my NINTENDOGS!!!!$

HEY DUMBIE CHILD

If you don’t wanna be my sister so bad I WILL electrocute you BITCH *he tries to shove Donna in a pool but misses and tackles @low-battery-paxton into the pool*

YOU’RE FUCKING

GROUNDED

#official bender #officialverse

bUT MOMMY I DIDNT MEAN TO

HEY DUMBIE CHILD

If you don’t wanna be my sister so bad I WILL electrocute you BITCH *he tries to shove Donna in a pool but misses and tackles @low-battery-paxton into the pool*

Hmmm

I’ve decided that

I don’t like you

Who the hell are you talking to? Me?

Yes

WHAT

But... why..? We’re supposed to be FAMILY now... you’re supposed to be my little sister and I’m supposed to be your cool older brother..

Well you aren’t cool you’re a DUMBIE and you smell liked a spoiled pumpkin spice latte! Oh, and also?

You’re not a brother to me

BUT... but why not????

Because until my Dad and Papa come and find me, PAC-MAN the cottage cheese smelling sales woman has to be my mom... and my only sibling is my little sister who isn’t here either so I don’t like you!

Pacman can only have one kid and it’s gonna be me, bitch! (She picks him up and starts tying him up)

Sister I don’t like this game anymore

I don’t care and I’m not your sister! (She puts him in a laundry basket)

SIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING... don’t put me in the washer!!!!! What if I get electrocuted??? That could kill me!!!!

I was just going to push you down the stairs until you passed out but that’s a great idea! But first...

(She kicks the laundry basket down the stairs full force, sending him flying)

(Hes flying through the air) AAAAAAAAAAAA

(He slams into the wall and starts feeling tired)

Now... where did you put that tapeworm

(He gasps) oh no.. don’t hurt my little brother Broccoli!

He’s innocent! (The tapeworm wiggles out of his chest plate curiously)

Stop looking at me like that

STOP! I mean it!

THATS IT!

(She eats him)

nOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU EAT HIM HE WAS A GOOD WORM

(Hes crying profusely) my little brother... NOOOO...

Shut up STINKY BOY... it’s time I put you in the WASHER

NOOO PLEASE DONT

Oh wait... I don’t feel so good...

(She clutches her stomach in pain)

Ohhh I know what we need!

MOMMMMMYYYYY (he yells for @low-battery-paxton )

Yeye?

:))

Mommy the weird robot girl ATE my tapeworm BROTHER and now she’s SICK and probably going to PUKE

Tapewomr?

OC yebij mybwa!

:))

(He wiggles out onto her shoulder, staring at Donna)

He’s rhenbs gere!

Oh... well... can yo untie me anyways? She pushed me down the stairs and was trying to put me in the washer Mommy :(

Hmmm

I’ve decided that

I don’t like you

Who the hell are you talking to? Me?

Yes

WHAT

But... why..? We’re supposed to be FAMILY now... you’re supposed to be my little sister and I’m supposed to be your cool older brother..

Well you aren’t cool you’re a DUMBIE and you smell liked a spoiled pumpkin spice latte! Oh, and also?

You’re not a brother to me

BUT... but why not????

Because until my Dad and Papa come and find me, PAC-MAN the cottage cheese smelling sales woman has to be my mom... and my only sibling is my little sister who isn’t here either so I don’t like you!

Pacman can only have one kid and it’s gonna be me, bitch! (She picks him up and starts tying him up)

Sister I don’t like this game anymore

I don’t care and I’m not your sister! (She puts him in a laundry basket)

SIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING... don’t put me in the washer!!!!! What if I get electrocuted??? That could kill me!!!!

I was just going to push you down the stairs until you passed out but that’s a great idea! But first...

(She kicks the laundry basket down the stairs full force, sending him flying)

(Hes flying through the air) AAAAAAAAAAAA

(He slams into the wall and starts feeling tired)

Now... where did you put that tapeworm

(He gasps) oh no.. don’t hurt my little brother Broccoli!

He’s innocent! (The tapeworm wiggles out of his chest plate curiously)

Stop looking at me like that

STOP! I mean it!

THATS IT!

(She eats him)

nOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU EAT HIM HE WAS A GOOD WORM

(Hes crying profusely) my little brother... NOOOO...

Shut up STINKY BOY... it’s time I put you in the WASHER

NOOO PLEASE DONT

Oh wait... I don’t feel so good...

(She clutches her stomach in pain)

Ohhh I know what we need!

MOMMMMMYYYYY (he yells for @low-battery-paxton )

Yeye?

:))

Mommy the weird robot girl ATE my tapeworm BROTHER and now she’s SICK and probably going to PUKE

Tapewomr?

OC yebij mybwa!

:))

(He wiggles out onto her shoulder, staring at Donna)

But.. but... how..??

Hmmm

I’ve decided that

I don’t like you

Who the hell are you talking to? Me?

Yes

WHAT

But... why..? We’re supposed to be FAMILY now... you’re supposed to be my little sister and I’m supposed to be your cool older brother..

Well you aren’t cool you’re a DUMBIE and you smell liked a spoiled pumpkin spice latte! Oh, and also?

You’re not a brother to me

BUT... but why not????

Because until my Dad and Papa come and find me, PAC-MAN the cottage cheese smelling sales woman has to be my mom... and my only sibling is my little sister who isn’t here either so I don’t like you!

Pacman can only have one kid and it’s gonna be me, bitch! (She picks him up and starts tying him up)

Sister I don’t like this game anymore

I don’t care and I’m not your sister! (She puts him in a laundry basket)

SIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING... don’t put me in the washer!!!!! What if I get electrocuted??? That could kill me!!!!

I was just going to push you down the stairs until you passed out but that’s a great idea! But first...

(She kicks the laundry basket down the stairs full force, sending him flying)

(Hes flying through the air) AAAAAAAAAAAA

(He slams into the wall and starts feeling tired)

Now... where did you put that tapeworm

(He gasps) oh no.. don’t hurt my little brother Broccoli!

He’s innocent! (The tapeworm wiggles out of his chest plate curiously)

Stop looking at me like that

STOP! I mean it!

THATS IT!

(She eats him)

nOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU EAT HIM HE WAS A GOOD WORM

(Hes crying profusely) my little brother... NOOOO...

Shut up STINKY BOY... it’s time I put you in the WASHER

NOOO PLEASE DONT

Oh wait... I don’t feel so good...

(She clutches her stomach in pain)

Ohhh I know what we need!

MOMMMMMYYYYY (he yells for @low-battery-paxton )

Yeye?

:))

Mommy the weird robot girl ATE my tapeworm BROTHER and now she’s SICK and probably going to PUKE

Hmmm

I’ve decided that

I don’t like you

Who the hell are you talking to? Me?

Yes

WHAT

But... why..? We’re supposed to be FAMILY now... you’re supposed to be my little sister and I’m supposed to be your cool older brother..

Well you aren’t cool you’re a DUMBIE and you smell liked a spoiled pumpkin spice latte! Oh, and also?

You’re not a brother to me

BUT... but why not????

Because until my Dad and Papa come and find me, PAC-MAN the cottage cheese smelling sales woman has to be my mom... and my only sibling is my little sister who isn’t here either so I don’t like you!

Pacman can only have one kid and it’s gonna be me, bitch! (She picks him up and starts tying him up)

Sister I don’t like this game anymore

I don’t care and I’m not your sister! (She puts him in a laundry basket)

SIS WHAT ARE YOU DOING... don’t put me in the washer!!!!! What if I get electrocuted??? That could kill me!!!!

I was just going to push you down the stairs until you passed out but that’s a great idea! But first...

(She kicks the laundry basket down the stairs full force, sending him flying)