Titties

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When you ask him if he can afford your expensive ass 😍😍😘😘

[jaredletohatepage]

i bet jeffrey dahmer ate some good ass

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I hate her

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Can't keep him caged 😍😉

[cup-of-tea-astrology]

The Signs as Filthy Frank Characters

PInk Man: Leo, Pisces, Aquarius

Salamander Man: Gemini, Taurus, Virgo

Chin-Chin: Cancer, Scorpio, Libra

Weaboo Joans: Aries, Sagittarius, Capricorn

Thanks to @radioactiveviola for the suggestion!

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Why

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*listens to Ratatouilles film score* :^)

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Joins tumblr for the zodiac posts

:^)

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IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

just say so already jeez

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Signs As Famous Old People

(Based on their sign)

Aries: Christopher Walken

Taurus: Jessica Lange

Gemini: Michael J Fox

Cancer: Meryl Streep

Leo: Viola Davis

Virgo: Bernie Sanders

Libra: Jeff Goldblum

Scorpio: Danny Devito

Sagittarius: Steve Buscemi

Capricorn: David Bowie

Aquarius: Betty White

Pisces: Alan Rickman

[inritum]

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

[ghostdog07]

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

[deathklaue]

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

[doryishness]

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

[victoriaringsinyourears]

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

[lenshade]

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

[themixedbagofwhat]

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

[wodkat]

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

[openyourthird-eye]

OKAY I SWEAR TO GOD THIS THING WORKS YOU HAVE TO PATIENT BC I WISHED THAT I COULD MOVE AWAY FROM MY SHITTY TOWN TO A WARM PLACE AND GUESS WHAT THIS JULY IM MOVING TO NORTH CAROLINA OKAY GUYS IM NOT MAKING THIS UP I AM SO CONFUSED ACTUALLY THIS IS GREAT BYE

[feelocalist]

OMG THIS IS BACK IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS A LONG TIME SO LAST YEAR I MADE A WISH AND IT WORKS OK SO I WANTED a canon camera but my DAD DOESNT WANT TO BUY IT FOR ME, 2 DAYS LATER HE GOT ME A CANON 600D

[feelocalist]

ok now I wish…

[frizzhle]

similar posts here x

[chokemebaba]

I’m wishing for a boyfriend that will always be honest. Then motivation to stop smoking, cuz my bestfriends grandpa just got lungcancer. Then for me to get motivation to lose weight and to let my hair get long. But if it’s to much i just wanty first real boyfriend in life to pass by and be a part of it. I’ll be back if it really happens.

[tiamariaa]

LAST TIME I SAW THIS I FCKN WISHED TO GO TO THE TWENTY ONE PILOTS CONCERT IN MY AREA AND GUESS WHO HAS FRICKEN TICKETS TO SEE TWENTY ONE PILOTS. ME

[rya115]

I wish to ace all of my finals

[mooserattler]

I wish a nigga would…

[omfgitsaileen]

I wish to see my bestfriends today man😩😩

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I wish I could get some ass 😍

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Cute but Embarrassing Things the Signs Do

Aries: laughs obnoxiously loud

Taurus: won't take no for an answer

Gemini: keeps talking when everyone else in the room gets quiet

Cancer: is really touchy-feely

Leo: does really embarrassing dances in public

Virgo: stops paying attention when people are talking to them

Libra: takes 30 minutes to order food at a restaurant

Scorpio: gets really excited about little things

Sagittarius: constantly cracking up at themselves

Capricorn: knows random facts about the wierdest things

Aquarius: always texts you in the middle of the night just to say hi

Pisces: sings the wrong lyrics confidently

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[inactive987654321-deactivated20]

can you believe that there are still people who have not watched this video

[luesor]

guy who drops drink: aries, libra, scorpio, capricorn cool guy: gemini, leo, SAGITTARIUS, aquarius customers: virgo, taurus, cancer, pisces

[mystical-capricorn]

this made my day

[aciidsunrise]

ITS BACK

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Quit being so thirsty lmn0t0kay

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If I ever have a tall boyfriend his nickname will be Daddy Long Legs

[lunalucem-somniare]

Look at this bullshit. elliegalaxies

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Bonappetitty

[kindmitten-deactivated20161027]

Men are Worthless

Men are worthless

There’s really nothing else to say

Why are they meaningless?

Why are they as useful as an old stack of hay?

Because they are grimy and slimy and pigs to the core

They lack any manners and wolf-whistle at ladies

And frankly to talk to them is purely a bore

They’re all best friends with Hades

All they think about is how us girls look

Nothing about how we think

I bet none of them have ever read a book

Because they hoot and holler over their alcoholic drink

Screw men

They’re just worthless

Whether their name is Henry, Michael, or Ben

And overall completely useless

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I CANNOT BELIEVE HOW IGNORANT THIS PERSON IS. Do you really think guys are only looking at you? I mean come on men are useless? If your base someone's worth on only some of their actions how are you going to find out all the great things they've done. Women can be evil. If they had the chance some women would leave you behind.

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What the all signs like

Aries: ass Taurus: ass Gemini: ass Leo: ass Libra: ass Cancer: ass Scorpio: ass Sagittarius: I love ass tbh Capricorn: ass Pisces: ass Virgo: ass Aquarius: ass

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Would you rather be hitler or the pope?

I'd be hitler because then at least I'd get some ass kato7701