LIKE VELVET.

she + they / scorpio / 20s

[unpeachy]

UNPEACHY.    zeus , 20s , personal + main

SIDEBLOGS.    premoinition [ writing insp ]   /   moonending [ fanfics ]

[kajalcorpse]

you really could be DEPRESSED for MONTHS and the only thing people will notice about you is how easily you get irritated

[mousegirlheart]

If Funko Pops weren't evil enough they once shut down itch.io for a little bit

[freakoutgirl]

i hate when something is in 20 minutes

[devinemist]

how it felt switching from wattpad to tumblr

[jamesdeanbby]

YES FRRRR

[intowheelingwv]

Wheeling, West Virginia 2024

www.instagram.com/intowheeling

[thesexiestselkie]

[goodchild]

[medievaljournalist]

thats it as soon as i can figure out how to swing this flail without hurting myself your life is fucking over

[hotvampireadjacent]

[segamascott]

[bioluminescent-fungus]

affirmations when opening a stuck jar:

I am stronger than the jar

⁠⁠I know what left and right are

⁠⁠smashing the jar will make a mess

⁠⁠I have strong and dextrous hands

⁠⁠I have opened jars before and I will open jars again

[homunculus-argument]

2026 roommate: The dishwasher's loaded. 1926 roommate, having a black coffee, a cigarette, a shot of whiskey, two uppers and a downer for breakfast: Then what the fuck's he washing dishes for?

[bearie]

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

[angelicguy]

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

[bearie]

do you want custody of the post

[angelicguy]

I just wanna hang out

[saltedume]

[hotniatheron]

Zohran Mamdani what are you going to do about the situation on mount olympus above the empire state building

[fluentisonus]

no eclipse glasses we are experiencing things allegory of the cave style