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Being ace and hot is a nightmare sometimes, I met this guy in my neighborhood, we live literally 200m away from each other, he's funny and witty and a genuine delight to talk to, and YESTERDAY he makes it clear he's flirting so now I'm trying to figure out how to turn him down and also throw my single friends at him because he really is a great catch, but I don't eat fish so he's wasted on me.
So now I have to figure out how to say 'I think, based on your tastes, I have some girlfriends you might like and they'd love to take you home, doggy walking same time next week?' in human speak.
Task failed abysmally, I'm having a threesome on Tuesday. My job is to look pretty and hand over the props.
That was fun, amd I learned some things about myself! Namely that I would make an excellent scantly-clad servant bowing to a sadistic evil queen. 10/10 would do it again.
Please stop reblogging this, if it ends up on Tiktok some teenybopper is gonna call me bad ace representation.
[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks
Just posting polls to satisfy my own curiosity now.
If you lived in America as a child, answer this poll. If you didn't, you answer the poll in the reblog.
How many homes did you live in before you turned 18 years-old?
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I don't/haven't lived in America/results/etc.
Toothpaste companies must really hate people who are allergic to mint toothpaste, which a lot of people are! Apparently it's NOT supposed to burn like minty hellfire? (I'm fine with mint candy, it's only mint toothpaste that hurts)
I've been using Tom's fennel for years, but am now trying to find one with fluoride in it, and finding a toothpaste that is no mint and yes fluoride should not be such a huge and infuriating quest. still got some more grocery stores to search, but not even the children's toothpaste in the nearest one had any that were suitable.
#LIKE FIIIIRE! HELLFIIIIIRE! THIS FIRE ON MY TONGUE! #I therefooooore requiiiire a new paste tooooo cleeaaan gums #It's not my fault! I'm not to blame! it is the Colgate brand and Crest who've set this flame! #it's not my fault‚ if in their plans‚ they made the toothpaste so much stronger than a maaaaaaannnnnn #protect me‚ oh grocers! don't let the mint-paste cast its spell‚ don't let its fire sear my mouth and gums! #PROVIDE ME WITH FLUORIDE‚ but not mixed with the fires of Hell‚ and I'll keep all my teeth for years to cooooommeeee
Emphathize with OP definitely but also look at the incredible tags lmao
Beata Maria, you know I'm a hygienic man of my flossing I am justly proud.
Beata Maria, my teeth are so much cleaner than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd.
Then tell me, Maria, why it's never good enough why the pits of rot still mar my teeth.
I must switch to fluoride, but all the options I can find are full of minty pain beyond belief!
Wait back up,
Toothpaste isn't supposed to burn? I thought that's how you knew it worked
But mint is supposed to be spicy though, right? Like how cinnamon is?
NO it's supposed to cause a cooling effect. Like how aloe vera feels on skin, unless that also feels hot to you.
It is, I am told, supposed to "tingle a little bit", which is NOT what it's doing for me. It feels like the minty version of eating a painfully spicy hot pepper, and sticks around for a long time afterwards just like hot peppers do, and it wouldn't make sense to do that on purpose in a thing you're supposed to use before trying to go to sleep.
Thank you to all the suggestions in the comments! Sadly I have seen none of them in grocery stores so far, but it's good to know there are options if I end up having to order toothpaste online.
I'm astounded that it's so hard to find non-mint options, because there are SO MANY comments already on this post from people who can't stand mint, and don't these companies do market research?? hello? huge untapped market for non-mint adult toothpaste here?? There must be thousands upon thousands of adults who use children's toothpaste because of it. If I saw an advertisement that started off with someone complaining about mint toothpaste, it would catch my attention.
Hey friends, just so you know you can absolutely use children's toothpaste with fluoride as an adult and there are many flavors like bubblegum and strawberry and grape (here's Tom's of Maine with a fluoride-containing mango and orange toothpaste). Using children's toothpaste with fluoride is much, much better than using a fluoride-free toothpaste. If you're looking for toothpaste with an adult amount of fluoride and the mint ones bother you, try looking for cinnamon toothpaste - a lot of the grownup non-mint flavors don't have fluoride but cinnamon ones often do.
The fact that the non-mint flavors often don't have fluoride except for cinnamon of all things should be considered proof of malice on the part of the toothpaste industry. Oh, you don't like the default Sets-Your-Gums-On-Fire toothpaste flavor? The only alternative that has fluoride is Sets-Your-Gums-On-Fire-But-In-A-Chemically-Different-Way flavor. If I say that scrubbing concentrated mint flavor into my gums is physically painful, why the fuck would you expect me to try it with pureed Hot Tamales(TM)?
Nigel Farage's most impressive feat so far, getting 3rd place in a two person contest.
Something to ponder
To whom it may concern.
No I think it's really great when a friend group of approximately twenty seven individuals spread out in the sidewalk as they walk so nobody has to walk behind the group. There's nothing better than when I'm trying to get home and I see the tableau of Jesus at the Last Supper gliding towards me like Jamiroquai in the Virtual Insanity music video and I have to decide who has the narrowest frame that I can shoulder-check my way past
so. they made a new german discowrld essentials edition, with a new covers (which is good because the old ones are real bad)
and they are these manga-like ‘build a picture’ style, which i like
but. oh my god. look at that vimes
this isn’t samuel ‘worked the night-shift for 30 years, runs on coffee and spit, has probably not slept more than 3hours any given day’ vimes
this is the guy who played vimes in murder-mystery play, ‘inspired by real events’. hammy acting, horrible script, ‘Clues’ everywhere, heroic fightscenes, big speaches. Vimes threadened to shut the whole thing down for slander. Sybil probably got an autograph
I’ve been staring at this post for 15 minutes and I can’t stop laughing omg omg I’m seeing stars oh no.
Sybil invited the damn company to the house for their afterparty and you know it.
the actor earnestly explains at one point the fitness routine he undertook to ‘get in character’ for the part of the ‘heroic commander’ while pointing at various melon-sized muscle groups. vimes himself is sitting there shoveling something that’s 98% grease by volume into his face and also staring balefully. he’s never done a pushup in his life. he wouldn’t know a fucking pushup if it spat on him in the street. sybil is doing her absolute best not to laugh and her best is nowhere good enough. the actor, encouraged by the (presumably) admiring male stares and flirtatious female giggles, goes on to describe his hair-care regimen.
Nooooooo oooooonnnnne stops coups like Sam Vimes
Distrusts clues like Sam Vimes
No one lives off of Klatchian brews like Sam Vimes
He’s especially good at in-VEST-igating
My what a guy, that Sam Vimes
This post got better since I saw it last night oh my gods.
Thank you @roachpatrol I don’t think I’ll ever stop laughing now.
Sorry @roachpatrol for hijacking your post but that was just hilarious and i had to draw it….
(It’s hard to draw Vimes out of uniform! But I guess even he doesn’t wear armour 24/7…)
(Young Sam is like ‘daddy, I want an armour like that!’)
I’m sure Angua loved it too
And then she run
As a Colorado resident, what's the best way to donate to firefighters and fire fighting efforts? Should I just like... call my local station and ask what they need? Can I donate lunches and stuff that way?
Alrighty, lets chat donating to firefighters/firefighting efforts!
Most firefighters are going to have very strict rules about what donations they can accept and how those donations can be given. A lot of this has to do with laws to prevent things like bribery, payoffs, etc. Unfortunately a lot of well-meaning stuff does get caught in the crossfire here, but that just is what it is for the purposes of this discussion.
Some of it also has to do with contracting. Let's say you want to donate some Gatorade to your local station. They may already have a contract in place with a supplier to get Gatorade, and if you provide them Gatorade for free now they're going to buy less Gatorade from that supplier they have a contract with, and that supplier is going to feel like they've lost money, and they'll get grumpy about it. So to avoid pissing off their contractor, they just have to say no one else can give them Gatorade. Joys of capitalism.
Homemade food is a big no-no because of health and safety stuff. You may have the best of intentions, but that doesn't mean the random person down the street with a vendetta against the fire department for blocking their driveway one time won't bake them a cake full of laxatives. They just can't risk it. (This one can be a little more laid back sometimes, it just really depends on the context.)
So what CAN you do? Well, start by going to the websites and social media pages of the relevant fire departments! Or, if its a wildfire, the websites and social media pages of that wildfire, and seeing what they've posted. Most will have something like a donation link, or a list of other ways you can help.
If there is a major disaster going on, like a wildfire or a flood or what not, look into your state's VOAD list. VOAD is "Voluntary Organizations Active in Disaster" and its a list approved and vetted organizations that volunteer their services during disasters. There's individual state lists and a national one. And they're for all sorts of things! Food, shelter, daycare services, health services, pet related services. Some will be focused on serving the community, some will help at fire camps, etc.
Now, if you own some sort of BUSINESS that wants to help out, like a restaurant or food truck or laundry service or whatever, call your local fire department or wildland fire dispatch center and ask what the process is for becoming an approved vendor. But do this BEFORE anything happens. It's usually a somewhat long process with a lot of paperwork, but worth it. You can also look into getting onto the VOAD list for your area, or even the country if you are willing, but I'm not very familiar with that process.
There are also times where a disaster will get bad enough that all these rules go out the window. During the East Troublesome Fire in 2020 our local fire departments started out saying they weren't accepting any donations, but once the fire blew up they put out a call for the community to donate personal care items for the firefighters because the county was so cut off by all the fires, the stores were empty and not getting restocked.
But also be aware that your donations may not be wanted, and may even make people uncomfortable, no matter how well-intentioned you are. My wildland fire dispatch area has had a ROUGH year with three people killed and two seriously injured in one incident, a pilot killed in a neighboring district, and another major injury on our district, and it has resulted in us getting so, so much STUFF. Free meals and packages of snacks and gift cards and regular cards and and and. It's all nice, and I get it, but it's also a constant reminder of how bad shit has been. Like, man, I just wanted to run in and pick up my prescription and a sympathy card, please don't offer to buy my sandwich for me because you saw the logo on my shirt and realized who I work for.
At the end of the day, just do a little research for your area and what's accepted, and don't be afraid to call and ask if aren't finding the information you're looking for. But also be aware of and accepting of the fact that the answer may be "no thank you."
nickname poll
So currently I answer to my full first name (which I usually introduce myself with) as well as two nicknames/diminutives plus my last name when people mistake it for a first name. There are two or three other nicknames I've also gone by in the past. I'm perfectly fine with this, or neutral at minimum-- I have a common name and have had to be flexible with how I'm distinguished for my whole life. I also don't feel a deep and fundamental connection of my name with my identity, though I think going by another name entirely would confuse me.
A number of friends have been appalled at me being called names I don't say are my name. Which is really weird to me, although I'd go to battle for anyone else who was getting either deadnamed or called something they didn't want. But this perspective seems surprisingly common!
How do you feel about being called something other than the name you introduce yourself with?
I think it's fun if people give me (non-derogatory) nicknames or shorten my name
I don't care if people call me something else and will answer to it
I'm mildly uncomfortable or annoyed but won't make an issue of it
I HATE being called something else and will always correct people
Nuance in tags/Vanilla extract/I'm bald
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