Unpunny Business

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What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Nobody Knows

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What did Matthew McConaughey decide to do when he got a little bored of acting?

"I'll write, alright? I'll write!"

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It only costs 1c to get into our local aquarium, so long as you’re camping or dressed as a dolphin...

To all in tents and porpoises, it’s free.

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How do math students get to school?

They take the rhombus

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Why can’t you trust duck doctors?

They’re all quacks

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I broke my finger today but on the other hand...

I’m completely fine!

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What type of car does a Monster Truck announcer drive?

Hyundai

HYUNDAI

HYUNDAI

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How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?

By the bark

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I'd like to take the band ABBA out for lunch and if I could, I would my friend.

For Nando's

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Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?

Then it’d be a foot

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We visited France in the middle of summer

So in the heat of the day I jumped into the river.

My friends all said I was in Seine...

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I was terrible at school,

I failed maths so many times I can't count.

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My vagueness coach...

He's...an interesting guy...

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I once watched a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

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I was chatting to this nun

So I was chatting to this nun right, asking her about her daily life. So I asked her, "do you wake up, have a cup of coffee and then go to church?" She replied, "don't be silly, a nun's habits aren't as black and white as that"

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What do lawyers wear to court?

Lawsuits

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waiter and customer

Waiter, I am outraged. There is one hair in my soup. - And what do you expect for this price? A whole wig?!