It's trash can, not trash can't

Five feet, seven inches of Grade-A garbage.

[imaginejarjar]

Imagine jar jar...

Appearing in Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives

[citriccenobite-deactivated]

reasons why halloween is the best holiday:

you are not obliged to visit your relatives

you are not obliged to get gifts for anyone

people will give you candy for absolutely no reason other than halloween

its the only day when its socially acceptable to go out in public dressed like a penguin

[cameoappearance]

5. people actually encourage you to put plastic skeletons on your house

[4clovesofsummer]

Embrace your differences and the qualities about you that you think are weird. Eventually, they’re going to be the only things separating you from everyone else.

[justbadpuns]

What happens when four children lock themselves in the wardrobe? That’s Narnia business

[rosinia-blog]

[unconventionalkitchenslave-blog]

What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?

[venusharrie]

where you put the cucumber

[parkchandaddy]

[itsjust-insanity]

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

JET FUEL CAN’T MELT DANK MEMES

[methargicismm]

OOH MY GOD, IM GLAD I READ THIS

[timewastingclub]

[egobuzz]

showing people your favourite character like    

[murdockmatthew]

Don’t look, just keep your eyes peeled Thoughtless, trapped in my minefield Shotgun, never behind the wheel anymore Danger, monsters of smoke and mirror Slowly, can one so  l o s t  be  f o u n d ?

[growing-thru-delusions]

[dearbucky-deactivated20171218]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[marinatinginmyawesomeness-deact]

In case anyone was confused…

[signal-failure]

Nice. I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition.

[scottishdreamergirl]

[phantom-quantum]

i am dieded

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

me apologizing: .. – / … — .-. .-. -.–

them: whats that?

me: remorse code

them: im even angrier at u now

[thirdwavecrimson-blog]

HERE COMES THE GENERAL

ladies and gentlemen

HERE COMES THE GENERAL

the moment youve been waiting for

HERE COMES THE GENERAL

the pride of mount vernon

HERE COMES THE-

J O R T S  W A S H I N G T O N