Sweet Creature

+Mikayla | 24

[tumbwr]

meow and for the love of fucking god mrraow

[thetide]

Who cares about the superbowl happy 9 years to this.

[classically-lit-memes4u]

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

[classically-lit-memes4u]

congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post

[chasm2018]

Harry with Ruby Winston

Behind the Album: The Performances

[harryisart]

If you can’t sleep in the middle of the night what do you do?

[venusharrie]

does your brain ever just bring you the image of harry styles in his “but daddy i love him” shirt

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy chasing me throws a tracking device at my car. The throw is perfectly timed and the small, round device hits the bumper perfectly flush. However, since the tracker is magnetic and my shitty car is plastic, it bounces off

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy is following me as I walk down the street. I bob in and out of shops. Pause and accelerate my pace randomly. Stop to tie my shoe so he loses sight of me. I stay perfectly out of his reach. This is all due to being sleep deprived, confused, hungry, and lost

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy freezes my bank account. I do not notice for three weeks and only because Netflix sends me an email about non-payment

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

The spy chasing me does a stakeout at my house. After 4 days of trying to match my sleeping pattern he has to call HQ for backup

[hubwalker1]

What did you do that requires a spy to follow you so thoroughly?

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Honestly I have no idea. My best guess is that it's a misunderstanding

[s0larflares]

girls will be like “if i was a geographical feature i would be a selenite cave” and you’re just supposed to be able to figure out what that means

[autotono-deactivated20221027]

What's not clicking

[midnight-kfc]

“Hello, I’m Harry Styles.”

[venusharrie]

listen i’ve been asking for harry to read me a bedtime story for literally a decade i AM going to cry

[chasm2018]

x

[mothcomrade-deactivated20251025]

everyone reblog and tag ur top three fruits i want to know

[venusharrie]

listen i’m not here to complain but i thought this was a family show,

[harryisart]

+

[venusharrie]

the gentle, single-finger caress.. art

[harryinsweats]

Harry said women orgasming is important to me

[girlrry]

oh to be a little dog held by susan sarandon and petted by harry styles