UNREALISTIC LIFE EXPECTATIONS

Why I'm single, dissatisfied with my career and plotting a way to move to Middle Earth.  I also do art, occasionally, when I'm not ogling Lee Pace. ~ emmazillo

[samcarpnter]

JINX in ARCANE (2021-)

[beif0ngs]

EKKO ♢ ACT III

[smolsawyer]

Parallels of Arcane (League of Legends)

Part 2

[catchymemes]

[runcibility]

Halloween is over. Put away your bog witch and get your bog himbos out.

[dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20]

“Bimbo (bog himbo)”

[st-hedge]

havent done a compilation in a while cuz ive not done full paintings in some time but heres a couple of old favourites and something a lil new (also inprnt is having a week long sale and yknow *slaps down shop link*)

[only-tiktoks]

[shoomlah]

HEYYY the Steam Summer Sale has concluded, so I can finally share all of the fake game art I got to make for it!! Woo

The idea for this sale was to design a bunch of relatively convincing key art to hide in the Steam storefront, but that would be a little weird on second glance—Erik Wolpaw and Jay Pinkerton came up with the names/descriptions for all of Clorthax’s fake games, and then I just tried to match their energy in the final art.

This ended up being a whole lot of work for everyone involved, but it was such a blast! Super fun trying to make plausibly polished logos in a whole bunch of different styles/genres. I hope everyone got a kick out of finding each of these as much as we did making ‘em 😎👍🏼

[shoomlah]

@g-a-y-g-o-y-l-e​​ asked for all the game descriptions from the sale, so WHY NOT:

It’s Probably Fine You’ve got 37 unpaid parking tickets. You just got pulled over for speeding. In your defense, you were texting your sister about how drunk you are. Plus there’s all that blood on your windshield. Obviously you know it’s deer blood, but the police officers walking toward your vehicle don’t. Still, in the time it takes them to figure that out, maybe you’ll sober up. Or escape on foot! Either way, it’ll probably be fine.

User Tags: Poor Choices / Story Rich / Multiple Endings / Parkour

Keep reading

[unrealisticlifeexpectations]

… can these be real? I want to play them.

[niqvassieart]

Today I took part in the Artists for Painted Dogs sketchathon!

These six original pencil drawings I made today are up for sale on the AFPD website with 50% of the profits going to the David Shepherd Wildlife Foundation. <3

[thecollectibles]

Art by lan xi

[mar64ds]

please watch this i love him

[anxietyproblem]

[starryfictionalgirl]

He put a goddamn light in the chocolate lighthouse!!!!

[girlwarlock]

the technique for getting the rough texture on the stone was so cool to me, like deliberately fill the chocolate with little chunkies of sugar that won't smooth out nicely

[massacre-girlypop]

I thought the lighthouse was cool. Then I saw the octopus and I lost my shit.

[aquilacalvitium]

[nemhaine42]

[willow-s-linda]

She’s no man D:

[sheryl-lee]

ETERNALS 2021, dir. Cholé Zhao

[olympain]

Happy 20th anniversary to Lord of the Rings, the best ’trilly’ of all time

[justiceleague]

Keanu Reeves for Esquire (2021, ph. Nathaniel Goldberg)

[tlotrgifs]

The truth is that most of them don’t think I should be on this journey. THE HOBBIT: AN UNEXPECTED JOURNEY (2012)