an Unlikely story..

Here I am.

[alwaysbewoke]

[downtownransom]

I have to put a pillow under my lower stomach and hips so my back can straighten out and not ache in the morning.

My back caves all the way in. It’s very painful.

[porkskins-deactivated20150630]

when something extremely funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everybody stopped 15 minutes ago

[ambitious-babe]

black women are black

[cosmic-noir]

*white girl voice* um excuse me sweetie :) don’t you mean ALL women are black???

[xenolithia]

CRYING

[thismynewname]

LMAOOOOO

[thewintersupersoldier-deactivat]

*white man voice* so now only black women are black? why exclude? this post is racist

[ohrayannadarling-deactivated201]

*white teen voice* if i made a post saying white girls are white i’d be racist. gotta love tumblr equality (:

[kimreesesdaughter]

This is my favorite post.

[ayoaprell]

mine too now

[bundleofthickness]

I’m just gonna reblog this again since the last time I pissed someone of by reblogging it!

[cleothegoldfish]

I always reblog this.

[mypassionsareyours]

Literally my ex friend

[audreynical2]

*nbPoc voice* brown women are brown too, but I guess no one cares about that since it’s not about black women.

[magicinhermadness]

*white liberal voice* Um why does anyone have to be a color? I don’t see color and neither should you. Let’s just be human.

[audreynical2]

*Rachel Dolezal voice* I don’t… I don’t understand the question, but sometimes people just identify as black women, Ok? *runs away leaving trail of hair extensions behind her*

[i-got-a-new-blog-deactivated201]

😭😭^^

[just-shower-thoughts]

Due to the evolution of bacteria with respect to our bodies natural defense mechanisms, traveling forward in time could kill you, and traveling back in time could kill everyone.

[theconcealedweapon]

I never thought about this but it makes perfect sense.

[m--xx]

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

[black-culture]

I gave a presentation last week, it was great

[jayxfargo]

Visit Original Link

[esoteric-law89-deactivated20241]

Please lord

[lonniiii-deactivated20170829]

Please

[imkiwhereslevi]

✨🙏🏽🙇🏽

[micdotcom]

It’s no secret that standup comic Amy Schumer is an orgasm activist of the first degree. Her new HBO special really sends home the message. But she insists she’s not a “sex comic” — and explains the double standard behind why.

[daaaazeofthunder-deactivated201]

Visit Original Link

[charda1k]

Favorite

[alexandraelle-deactivated201511]

stop apologizing for who you are, for your laugh, for “looking crazy,” for the way you eat or sleep. stop being sorry for being yourself.

alex elle  (via alexandraelle)

[theimpolitecanadian-deactivated]

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

[humoour]

The fact that 246,720 ppl know what this is

[handsomesquidward]

it’s almost like everyone drinks water or something

[unrepresentedminority-blog]

Lmaoo

[jennyhoelzer-deactivated2016120]

[thabougieone]

when a black girl cums ✨💦

[moisemorancy-deactivated2022061]

😊😊😊

[zenvdaya]

[unrepresentedminority-blog]

She is gorgeous.

[dantydandelion]

Important

[javeliner-blog]

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child