Bye

Deactivated as of 12/23/17

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no but seriously you guys like they just fucking described homestuck in 3 paragraphs and it actually makes sense

[snoopdoggebooks-deactivated2014]

oh my god

[ghastlyglazed]

how

[chernobylkinsmen-deactivated201]

Any of my followers wondering what Homestuck is: here.

[keyblack-hl]

Whoa.  They just made Homestuck sound… interesting.

[internetkatze]

It’s accurate!

The thing that actually makes Homestuck confusing is that it’s told in a very non-linear way. You get all these little bits of information that don’t make any sense or just sound like jokes, until 3000 pages later when they finally click together, but you still have a million questions that aren’t answered straightforward.

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NON-HOMESTUCKS, READ THIS. If nothing, educate yourselves on the thing you go out of your way to despise =b

[smolsoftkarkat]

It’s so clear and succinct, wow. Honestly gives me some refreshment and I read the whole thing.

[funeralmarketsuperstore-deactiv]

*scrolls past this at inhuman speeds, breathing heavily, sweat drenching my brow*

[lesbeet]

tag your Episode™ alignment

[yorha-unit-moving-blog]

lawful manic: organizing your entire house at 3 am neutral manic: spending five hours seriously researching going back to college even tho it was a disaster previously because you can totally do it now and you’re gonna major in, like, ten things chaotic manic: how and why did you end up spending $600 on the forever 21 site and do you really need that many mom jeans?

lawful dissociated: when you look at the clock and realize you’ve been playing the sims for almost a full day neutral dissociated: that tumblr post that’s just like [dissociates while eating cereal] chaotic dissociated: Flashbacks™ but you’re also making jokes about them like it’s no big deal and your friends are low-key worried

lawful irritable: impulse-creating a Discourse Blog because you wanna fight neutral irritable: seeing straight couples within five feet of each other is suddenly giving you the urge to Punch chaotic irritable: finding that one middle school teacher you utterly hated on facebook and telling them in detail why they’re the reason your life is a trash heap now

[poinsciuri]

the most open-ended of all zelda games being called “breath” of the wild 👀

[turing-tested]

[12inchwitch-blog]

would you kindly just fuckin' ask me to be your kismesis for real like god damn -you know who this is fishstick

milo voleti will you be my kismesis

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Hell yeah I will. Took you long enough to ask, god damn, Frista.

[aquaristlifeforme]

Baxter and Ryer wrestling in a bucket. And Shasta just sleeps through the whole thing.

[earthstory]

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Sea ice swaying in waves, just off of Elephant Island, Antarctica

[12inchwitch-blog]

FLASH COMMISSIONS $5 BUST

HELLO HOMESTUCK FANTROLL BLOGS!!

I finally got a paypal account set up, so I can successfully do commissions!

I am currently only doing busts like the one pictured above. Only $5!! It would really make my day to get some independent income, so even if you can’t purchase one, please reblog so that it gets a little boost!

I will start the commission after payment, please give me 1-3 days to get the final product up.

Please make sure you have adequate reference of your fantroll!

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Oh, please, are you tryfin to say you AREN'T imagining hoW good my bulge Would eel all Wrapped up around yoar dick? Or, perhaps, hoW sWeet my nook tastes? Reely, you ARE a terrible liar.

I am imaginin’ no such thing, no matter how appealin’ it sounds at this very second. Nope, that would be bad. Inappropriate, even. Especially if I jerked off to it or something. Nasty. Wrong.

[unruffledseadeactivated]

I'm getting you all Worked up, huh? ;)

Nope. Definitely not. I ain’t imaginin’ anythin’. You are definitely not botherin’ me at all, I ain’t even close to worked up. I ain't that easy, who do you take me for?

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Oh, you are so sexually depraved and desperate, you must really want my bulge coiled around you dick, huh? What a freak...

Okay, first of all, I ain’t a freak. I mean, technically I am to you as a human, but besides that part, there’s nothin’ wrong with wantin’ some hentai shit, alright? If you have a problem with me come say it too my face, fucker.

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Reblog if you’re bored and you want anons.

[terrathelandmaker]

[12inchwitch-blog]

how much beggin' would I have to be doin' to have you tied up then~

you don’t have to beg…~ Wanna come off anon~?

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*AUDIBLY WINKS*

[litttleleaf]

[charlottegreen]

i’m so in love with this. i can’t even. ah. my favourite feeling in the world is putting your head beneath the water and entering an entirely different place, so peaceful, so quiet. what i miss more than anything when i’m living away from the ocean is being able to duck under and leave all my worries on the surface.

[fores-ttrial-blog]

This is extraordinary

[am-eric-an-deactivated20180726]

not only that, but they say only about 5% of ocean depths have been observed. And around 70% of Earth is covered by water. I just think that’s mind-blowing.  

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Morality Meme

⚖: Has your muse broken the law before? Broken a vow or promise?

⚔: Would your muse kill if they had to in order to protect a loved one?

🌟: Do they consider themselves a good person?

👑: Is your muse honorable?

☯: What do they think of 'good' and 'evil'?

🌹: When would they tell a lie?

🍷: Would they manipulate someone to get what they want?

⛨: What would they sacrifice their life for?

💋: How easily are they tempted?

☽: What is their alignment?

⚠: Would they seek revenge against someone who's harmed them or the people they care about?

[ifeeltheglow]