UNSC Fleet-Com Offical

we serve, protect, and make memes on the internet. scp alt is @scpfoundation rnd , deep rock galactic alt is @drg management

[unsc-offical]

Ten-hut Marines!

This blog has been created as an outreach program to today's youth and a public relations blog, as well as a way for citizens to ask questions about our operations and the workings of the UNSC, so I am told to "let y'all know to feel free to write me asks yass queen slay"

>>> AUDIO LOG RECORDED BETWEEN UNSC OPERATIVES DESIGNATIONS 326 AND 307. EVENT RECORD 73428-DELTA: REVOLUTION 78-43.335 >>>

326:

They really made you say that

307:

That man is so old I'm surprised he learned enough from being online to know what yass queen means in the first place

326:

Please tell me that's the last time you will ever speak that phrase ever

307:

Wasn't planning on typing that on an official blog or otherwise anyways

326:

You'd better not or I will personally get us fired

307:

Being jobless might be better then running this account

[unsc-offical]

Halo infinite season six looks pretty neat but if the surprise release the falcon the game will be complete. Finally reached its final form. After that everything is surplus

[oni-official]

Do you know the muffin man?

The muffin man?

[unsc-offical]

Who lives on drewly lane?

[masonicthrone69]

Al B-214 Rose: You know nothing bad is happening when ONI and the UNSC are quoting Shrek…

[unsc-offical]

Notice how oni and i have stopped quoting shrek? Explains a lot

[oni-official]

What a year.

[ask-monty-christo]

Sir it is January.

[unsc-offical]

What a year.

[fake-mermaid]

can i get a hell yea if you’re still gonna be wasting your time on this website in 2014

[oni-official]

Do you know the muffin man?

The muffin man?

[unsc-offical]

Who lives on drewly lane?

[oni-official]

So how's that secret project to make an airborne m313 elephant coming along?

Apparently not that secret anymore.

Well, we can get them in the air but steering is a problem.

[unsc-offical]

Slap a couple rockets on the side and engage one at a time when you need to turn works every time

[oni-official]

Are Spartans allowed internet access?

One just asked for a tumblr account

Since the Spartans are already declassified, sure. What could possibly go wrong?

[unsc-offical]

So many Spartans already have internet access and tumblr accounts I don't think allowing them would change much.

[unsc-offical]

Halo straight into hell chapter 3 part 6

Thanks for reading :D

Mable and Liam sat on the floor of the armoury Mabel sobbed quietly and Liam had his face in his hands.

Liam looked up at the door's window to see the flood outside trying too break down the door, then back down to his hands.

"The fuck are we supposed to do now?"

Liam exclaimed

Mabel wiped away the tears i her eyes and sat up

"May as well start packing up the weapons in here"

"If we're gonna die anyway we should at least make it easy for the next person to grab these and go"

Liam responded, head still buried in hands;

"It'd be better to hide them. The next thing in here will be some flood forms. And they already have enough guns."

Mable tossed a bag with a couple pistols away and sat back down

"For some reason i thought I'd actually make it out of here"

Down on the planet to be rescued by the rest of the unsc, cartied away after a hard fought battle we all survived."

"I'd be down there right now if my team didn't leave me" liam piped up

"Woke up in my barracks alone. Pod bay was empty except for my broken pod"

"Abandoned by my family. My sister was our captain for God's sake. Something must have happened but i don't see any way they could've forgotten or misplaced me."

"The only logical explanation is they left me, but they just wouldn't do that. They wouldn't leave an enemy soldier to die in this hellhole, let alone their family."

"I wanted to go down to the planet and find them. Reunite and escape together."

"At least they could still be out there."

Mable said quietly.

Mabel and Liam sat in silence as the flood pounded on the door

"Grab the guns, Liam."

"Why?"

"Just do it, okay?"

Liam packed up the weapons

"What now?"

Mable began;

"I'm going to open the door and make room for you to get out."

...

"Just... don't let them take me, okay?"

"What!? No, I'd rather we both die in here than have you do that."

Liam exclaimed

"Itd be better to have at least one of us make it with the supplies."

"Well then, let me do it. My armour's tougher" liam replied

"What about your team on the surface?"

"If he's real, god owes it to me to let me see them again anyway."

...

"I'm not letting you ponder this Mabel, I'm going now. Don't waste the chance I'm giving you."

Mable tried to pull him away from the door but he swung it open and threw himself at the flood, clearing a path for mable, she ran with the supplies and didn't look back, it sounded like hundreds of gunshots rang out at once and then after a moment ceased.

3 more rang out

Then 1

Then none.

Mable made her way back to camp with no other encounters, but as she got closer she began to hear the sounds of gunfire

Mable quickly began to cun to the cafeteria

[incorrectcaryl]

Carol: don't fear death. fear the state you're going to die in.

Daryl, horrified, whispering: georgia

[unsc-offical]

This but with france (the worst place to die)

Edit: just realized this makes me look stupid. I know france isn't a state. Actually scratch that. French is a status, a state, a state of suffering. Which makes france in a/a state of suffering. So yeah.

[ask-monty-christo]

May I ask for thine opinion? If I twas to set a fire outside the base of, let us say, a foul wench of a rival, what would you best suggest to stoke the fire? I hath some frustration to take out.

Napalm

[unsc-offical]

🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🔥🔥🗣🦅🦅🦅🔥🗣🦅🏈🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇸🦅⁉️🇺🇲🗣🔥⁉️🔥 ahh response

[john-halo]

What does your helmet smell like?

Outside: Metal. Shield generator. Dirt.

Inside: Air scrubbers. Sometimes me. New helmet smell if I screwed up bad enough in the last month or so.

[sarnakhwritesthings]

what's a new helmet smell like exactly?

[john-halo]

Plastic, mostly. Takes a while for that to settle down. Helps if you can wash out the liner and let it air.

There's a good period you get into for a bit where it doesn't smell new, but the old helmet stink hasn't set in yet.

R&D should work on extending that.

[gameknigh]

What does shield generator smell like? I know… i uhh just can’t describe it… for a friend.

[unsc-offical]

Oh lucky spartans with your "shield-generators" us odsts dont need shields to die en mass

[gameknigh]

Oh you guys have “stamina”, cry me a river

[unsc-offical]

How about you cry yourself some bitches? Or is the childhood trauma too much for you to make meaningful connections easily? Oh wait, you're a spartan 4, the shorter and weaker ones. Hows the suit with all the boosts and double jumps and powered up ground pounds? Still not enough to make you on par with the older model? Oh wait, they took those bells and whistles away, didn't they, finally took the training wheels off?

[unsc-offical]

Halo Straight into Hell

I'm renaming this soon for the arc 1 finale so name ideas are appreciated (please I'm begging you)

Chapter 3 part 5

Raine chased after the flood marine that grabbed Claire, Claire began to shoot her sidearm into the back of it and it tried to punch her in the face, she dodged the hit but then it knee'd her in the gut, she shot it again and then Raine managed to scope it in, she blasted its ankle and then head.

Claire began to limp back over to Raine before Raine yelled at her

"Watch out! More behind you- get in the hall to your right and seal the door I'll loop around and get back to you!"

"Move it Claire!"

Claire got to the door and yelled

"Fuck- Quick- get in here!"

Raine saw the quickly approaching flood and screamed back

"Close the damn door, I said I'd loop back- just close it!"

Claire continued to hesitate and raine shot the door controls, disabling them and automatically closing them. the flood began to run at Raine and she ran back and sealed the nearest door.

"Shit."

She got back out to the hall the chase began in and started to walk to the corridor that connected to the part of the ship she was just in, the door was sealed shut already, the controls had been hit by a couple plasma rounds. Raine puzzled at the shots, no covenant weapons should be on board.

She ripped off the electrical panel below the door controls and after ripping out a couple red wires Raine realized she had no idea what she was doing, as she was not an electrician.

Raine walked around the rooms looking for explosives.

Claire paced around the hall. She decided that she'd rather try to meet raine instead of waiting around and being useless

She went out of the connecting corridor and into the corrider that lead to it from the main ship walkway, the door was sealed but she could hear clanging of metal on the other side, as an electrician tech, she began to take apart the the door control, to rewire it before her sister blew the door open, some wires were already torn out but she was able to get the door to open, grenades fell onto the ground and rolled as aine stared at her, while carrying a rocket launcher

"Sorry about the door"

"Yeah that slowed me down a bit" responded Claire

"So are we getting out of here or-"

"Well Yeah we are, obviously you fucking moron" answered raine

"Fuck off i cant ask a question anymore?" "Geez, u dont want to scavenge or something?"

"Fuck no. They could break through those doors any minute now. Lets just go, check the cafeteria, see if they have any food left, then we'll return to camp" Raine responded

"Sounds good, lets get the hell out of here" said Claire

Sorry this took so long. I burnt myself out almost instantly lol, anyway thanks for reading, i plan to upload once or twice a month, and also to do a spinoff at some point on some Delta-seven previous missions

[john-halo]

What does your helmet smell like?

Outside: Metal. Shield generator. Dirt.

Inside: Air scrubbers. Sometimes me. New helmet smell if I screwed up bad enough in the last month or so.

[sarnakhwritesthings]

what's a new helmet smell like exactly?

[john-halo]

Plastic, mostly. Takes a while for that to settle down. Helps if you can wash out the liner and let it air.

There's a good period you get into for a bit where it doesn't smell new, but the old helmet stink hasn't set in yet.

R&D should work on extending that.

[gameknigh]

What does shield generator smell like? I know… i uhh just can’t describe it… for a friend.

[unsc-offical]

Oh lucky spartans with your "shield-generators" us odsts dont need shields to die en mass

[ask-monty-christo]

OOC Announcement

Hey, @sign-language-is-pretty-handy here, I'm the only person who runs Ask Monty Christo (as he is my OC) but I wanted to take a small time to promote my writing, since I do do actual Halo Writing outside of funny shitposts on Tumblr. So yeah. Links and everything under the cut.

(Google Doc Links since I don't have an AO3 Account Yet)

Crows Of The Vortex Info Doc Crows Of The Vortex Story Doc Memento Info Doc Memento Story Doc (The Spartan-II Fireteam I mention ICly Sometimes)

And here are some additional, not officially attached stories: Death Of The Crows Doc

The Death Of Montana Juliet Christo

I will also be posting these as Tumblr Posts for those not comfortable going to a completely standard Google Doc. I have a Ko-FI writing Page, doesn't look all too impressive, but hey I have one.

[rvbyaoi]

HELLO RVB NATION. here is all of the Complete Seasons downloaded since rooster teeth took it off youtube. thumbs up!!

[unsc-offical]

Saving this for later

[unsc-offical]

Halo Straight into Hell

(title suggestion appreciated)

Chapter 3 part 4

Honestly, I'm hoping that I'll start to get better as this series goes but honestly my dialogue is still clunky. Anyway. Read and I will give you a cookie

Mable and Liam walked to the end of the secured halls around the cafeteria and began to pull the barriers apart, Liam aimed his DMR through a hole in the barricade and mad sure the area was clear of flood before he and Mable made an opening big enough for them to enter through. Liam radioed in their progress and sealed up the hole they made.

They creeped through the halls while Mable clutched her rifle tight as they moved back to back, Liam suddenly opened fire and was sent flying down the hall, Mable quickly turned and fired at the flood form, tearing it to pieces but sending herself back with recoil and her rifle flying in the other direction, Liam's hud lit up with red dots and he passed Mable his shotgun and signalled for her to run, they bolted down the hall as flood forms filed into the area.

Mable stopped, grabbed Liam and pointed to a sign labeled armoury, Liam opened up a panel on the wall and began to mess with the wires around the lock until Mable ran out of ammo, they swapped places and the flood closed in, Mable asked which wire to rip out, and Liam pointed it out but his shoulder armour was ripped off by a flood claw, but the door opened and Mable pulled them both in and shot the door controls, closing it.

"this is too fucking familiar"

Chapter 3 part 5

Reynolds walked towards where he left Raymond and Amelia. As he got closer he saw two figures walking towards him. Reynolds picked up the pace a bit and caught up with them, it was Raymond and Amelia of course.

"Going back to hell sir or are you here to pick us up?" Raymond joked

"you were gone too long. Soon enough your dinner would be regulation cornbread and that shit they call beef casserole." Said Reynolds

"how are you holding up am-"

"What's our next assignment?" Amelia interrupted

"any rooms to loot nearby?"

"We could check out the gym locker room or the barracks for clothes and such I guess? I figured you'd both want to get back first, though." Answered Reynolds

"barracks." Amelia said before taking a right turn and walking towards the barracks.

Inside they found a mess, it looked like the room had been ripped apart, it was a marine squadron's room.

There wasn't much to be gleaned from the room, besides some clean clothes and a couple knives, there was also a couple MREs.

Raymond grabbed the door handle of a closet and then a popcorn flood jumped out at him!

A struggle broke out as three more popcorn floods jumped out, before anyone else had time to react Amelia had already destroyed the 3 of them with her shotgun before pulling out her pistol and shooting the flood on Raymond.

End of post note; first of all, thanks for reading this far, I really appreciate it, I'd also like to mention that there's only one more post left to set up the finale of this arc or whatever you'd call it. I'm pretty excited. Hopefully I'll make that post sometime this week and then realese the finale chapter next weekend. Anyway, thanks again!