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me info: 🌀 POI(ZON) / jack / spire 💤 he / it (queer intersex tman) 🪼 19 yo , 1st year B.psych ️📘 audhd + disabled + plural + nonhuman 🦋 aest (gmt+10) 💎 EN speaker, learning AUSLAN + TOK + JP, dabble in ES + HU

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Everyone Go Watch Red vs Blue Right Now

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stealingpotatoes

how do you feel about the phm headcanon that adrian is much bigger than rocky and also theyre bad as hell. Bad bitch rocky pulled by being autistic

YES i love it when adrian is way bigger than rocky uh here's my take on rocky and adrian

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illwilledomen

I once had a penis. Not anymore. Not due to any transgender arrangements, these circumstances were grim. I was at a buffet and I approached the soda machine, marveling at the variety of drinks to choose from. Stricken with indecision, I impulsively grabbed a cup and filled it with every single type of fizzy drink. I took one sip and splat, it was gone. Fell off. Left a big wet mark on the floor. Watched it inch like a caterpillar across the linoleum towards the door I’d left ajar. It disappeared into the drab concrete jungle of Auckland city. Wherever it is now, I hope it’s jerked by kinder hands…

homunculus-argument

The Odyssey but retold as a low-stakes modern adventure of one guy out with his girlfriend leaving the bar with his buddies to do just one (1) simple thing real quick, it'll take like 15 minutes tops, he'll be right back, but then some bullshit happens and the trip keeps getting more complicated as more bullshit keeps happening while he just tries to get back to the bar because he promised his girlfriend that he'd get back and he knows that she's still there because she told him she'd wait there.

And by the time he finally gets back it's almost 3 am and the bar is about to close while she's sitting there stone cold sober, surrounded by 5 drunk guys unsuccessfully trying to convince her to give up on waiting for him and go home with one of them instead. And the guy shows up to proceed to beat the shit out of them before explaining himself to her like hey sorry bullshit kept happening, my phone fell into a storm drain and my wallet got stolen when I was trying to find someone who'd borrow me a phone so I could call and

thekijs

His girlfriend had been fending off the 5 drunk guys for most of the evening by explaining that even if she was going to ditch her boyfriend, she can't possibly leave without finishing her beer, which she is keeping perpetually full via careful sleight of hand where she's just pouring it back and forth into and out of the pitcher.

However the drunk guys are also drinking, and eventually she can't afford to buy another pitcher for the table so she can't keep up the ever-full beer glass trick. At this point she has to resort to setting up the pool trick shot that she's never seen anyone but her boyfriend pull off, and says she'll leave with whoever manages the shot first.

That buys her another hour or so and then, finally, her boyfriend makes it back. He looks like shit, hair down and just a mess, he's wearing an entirely different jacket that he got from an alley, and barely recognizable—especially to 5 guys who've been drunk for hours now. He lurks for a minute, finds out what's going on, and proceeds to pull off the trick shot first try. Throws the jacket off, fixes his hair with a hair tie his girlfriend lends him, finally looks like himself again, and THEN beats the shit out of them with the pool cue.

weaselle

yuh i was there, that's how it happened

pseudomantis

the cambrian period was like 10 years ago

toskarinarchive

the cambrarin period was like 3 years ago

magi-magi-tamamoland-chan

the cambrian period is TOMORROW!!!

alleesaur

[ ArtFight 2026 ] [2] Demise of Our Own Design

for bungle

#omg this is so cool

samimarkart

drew microscopic life again. the earth is healing

beetlebuggsblog

I've brought you.. a gift!

echosblanketfort

reblog to bring prev a gift

vikhytherm

goodbye chiikawa

oil paint on board, 2026

daily-memory-of-touch

You thought this was a rabbit? They thought this was a rabbit. That's fucking funny bitch, this is fucking Winnie the fucking Pooh. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck 4th of July