your local enjoyer of orange

orang......

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[roadhogsbigbelly]

i don’t think there’s anything funnier than saying “god forbid women do anything” in response to women doing the most objectively horrifying actions possible.

[rubykgrant]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[fairycosmos]

no one is coming to save you its true its true someone might be coming to hang outttttttttt though. someday

[fieldexplores]

Never Learned - Gator Days

[twenty-fourth-order-simulacra]

...the alt text?

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[weirdpngs]

[ceruleanheaven]

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

[probuccalfat]

i have a Persian agenda where i encourage every man i know to grow the longest and prettiest hair possible

[probuccalfat]

personal agenda. Personal.

[argentcochon]

[probuccalfat]

i’m speechless. there’s a guy for everything.

[pukicho]

Opinion on monkeys?

Yeah… I GUESS you could say I’m a fan

[pukicho]

[your-living-ant-farm]

Listening to Gwen try to hold the office together with duct tape and hubris is just

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont worry about the deadlines if you dont think about them they get farther awa;y

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont worry about the deadlines if you dont think about them they get farther awa;y

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont worry about the deadlines if you dont think about them they get farther awa;y

[threedollarsdotcom]

dont worry about the deadlines if you dont think about them they get farther awa;y

[gaynfl-moved]

what's your "if I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs" thing? mine is getting a fully green kitchen

[gaynfl-moved]

[ovid]

it’s psychological horror to YOU. to me it’s a romcom

[allbuthuman]

it's a romcom to YOU. to me it's psychological horror

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.