after i got my darkmaster's degree from scholomance i got an internship at naxxramas but they put me in the fucking arachnid quarter and i keep getting stuck in these spider webs
miss faerlina said if it happens one more time they're going to stitch me up into thaddeus
at least you got a job 💀 i had to move back in with my parents in andorhol and they won’t even let me smoke arthas’ tears inside the family crypt. i should have majored in STEM instead of fucking geist poetry
(stem stands for Skeletons, Terror, Embalming, and Melting flesh BTW)













