—Howdy—

Jacob - 28 - he/him - GAY

[greggturkington]

cumming into a joint before you roll it up is like adding sour cream to a delectable soft-shelled taco

[effemimaniac]

personally I do not think it is like that at all. just my opinion.

[comradesaucegay]

i wish my home printer had the ability to feel pain

[mlpoutofcontext]

[kortzite]

[hungwy]

blimp technology is extremely energy efficient, cost effective, and easier to navigate than any modern ship technology for the last 45 or so years. quite a few scientists have earnestly proposed we should replace all seaports and shipping with blimp ports and blimping. im completely lying by the way. can i order a venti matcha latte please. (card declines and i walk away)

[piendish]

I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever

[nerdragons-hoard]

I think copyright infringement should be legalized everywhere for any reason at all forever

This is my own original idea

[piendish]

That’s a good idea

[healpimp]

Visit Original Link

[polycement]

welcome to the sanctum of thought, where titans of immeasurable strength and intellect come to spar against one another,

[quimerical]

GIRL you are KILLING IT! GIRL i don’t think it’s MOVING ANYMORE. GIRL you can STOP BITING

[100493503004422]

I should be less worried about seeming annoying. plenty of people are annoying and they all seem to be doing fine

[lactating-deactivated20220703]

there should be kink at the kia summer sales event

[pois0ncandy]

*scrolling through tumblr*

mutual: “i want to kill and eat someone”

*double tap*

[unsecurednetwork]

stands up from my seat on the bus and leaves behind a perfectly formed exoskeleton

[amazoogle]

tell a stranger that their dog looks extremely realistic

[emeraldcas]

don't listen to them babe just keep opening more tabs in your browser

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

what should i get at ihop

[mud4sludge-deactivated20230205]

alright.

[riben-deactivated20230922]

Making me throw up and piss and cry

[bapouro]

this video should be the first thing played in a philosophy degree intro lecture on absurdism