white noise

gabby | 27 | pan | zack and i hope i don't drag you down 'cause i'm starting to feel alright thanks to you.

[cannibalchicken]

[keionfire]

Ahahah, guys I put my jeans on this morning that have holes in and one of the holes lines up perfectly with my tattoo 😭

[keionfire]

Loooook

[aq2003]

my top 10 fave fights in naruto

[weirdnessisgood]

[fullmemetalalchemist]

why are the pigeons so green

[eggcats]

chlorophyll

[thankyousirmayihaveanother]

just to be clear, I’m staying here as long as this site functions. I have 0 intentions of deleting this blog, I will go down with this ship if only to see exactly how bad it gets

[moist-astronaut]

the three genders are girl, bestie, and king

[fullmetalballchemist-deactivate]

[viejospellejos]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[roane72]

I have one of these!

[lyndsayfaye]

This is precious and exactly what we all need.

[teenagerposts]

this is the most wholesome post on this nightmare of a website

[funnytwittertweets]

[valtsv]

a villain who commits crimes because they want to impress the hero and get their attention but they don’t know how to flirt like a regular person

[valtsv]

them: i just don’t understand it. last week i airlifted an entire bus full of tourists to the top of a skyscraper and rigged every floor with fun, non-lethal booby traps. i wore my best cape, my tightest black leather pants AND i added 5 more flirty winks and seductive smirks to my monologue. how could i possibly have been more obvious?

their minions: have you considered just… talking to them?

them: have i what now

[valtsv]

“private detective who can’t help but grudgingly admire the clever, charming rogue they’ve been hired to catch despite being increasingly frustrated by their ability to evade them” is such a fun dynamic. like we all know how it’s gonna end but it’s still so exciting to watch.

[valtsv]

detective: you should just turn yourself in, it’ll save you the humiliation of me catching you and me some time

criminal: IF you catch me. AND if you haven’t fallen in love with me by then ;)

detective: what

me:

[valtsv]

*one of them gets injured or finds themself danger or both and the other one swoops in to save them even though it means risking their job and/or freedom as well as their life, and they agree a temporary truce in order to both get out of the situation but swear that “it doesn’t mean anything” and “i’m not doing this for you” and refuse to acknowledge or talk about it afterwards*

me:

[squishbaebae]

ok this is shitty art but it made me laugh, ok?

[whitepeopletwitter]

[official-lucifers-child]

it’s the racism and discomfort at racism being called out

[a-trans-comic-by-me]

[ruinedchildhood]

[unflavoredwaxedfloss20]

[animatedtext]

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