I am haunted by humans

1) Be Cool 2) C'moooooon! 3) Niiiiiice mersh. 27. they/he. PLAY KOTOR 2

[femmchantress]

I don’t care if Monday’s yuck

Tuesday, Wednesday tread through muck

Thursday maybe eat a duck

It’s Friday, Flat as Fuck

[innerchildabortionclinic]

there's one thing that's certain: coworkers are NOT contributing to any declining birth rates

[innerchildabortionclinic]

coworkers love getting pregnant it's a form of enrichment for them

[vamptits]

don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.

[halberdbooks]

Yeah

[theoddowldoodle]

He should be in all detective shows

[geekysteven]

[Image description The background for Blues Clues with Benoit Blanc from Knives Out]

[emmalostinwonderland]

Now I’m naht puhticularly familiuh with how everything wurks around heeuh, but I- I do buhlieve we just gawht a lettuh… wonduh who it’s from…

[illmadekn1ght]

they’re burning me onto a CD tomorrow

[blanketforcas]

whatever i was gonna say can't possibly be funnier than the mere existence of this draft

[20thcenturystarlet]

“People were just smaller back then”

Nope. Fat people have always been here, aren’t going anywhere, and have always been beautiful and worthy of respect.

[ioliravs]

THE ANSWER

[pjharvey]

there’s something so embarrassing about all the cast members in the new harry potter series that are openly being like “i want everyone to know i don’t agree with jk rowling’s views on trans people” like they think that will make up for them being on the show. maybe it’s just for the sake of their own consciences but it reads as “i know her views and actions harm people but i’m in it for the paycheck”. it’s not like this is just an adaptation of rowling’s work without her involvement, she is an executive producer on the show 😭 at that point just don’t say anything

[girlnephew]

[eloso]

Someone was just setting the table for Christmas lunch when they took half a minute to lay out this vocabulary-changing bsky post, then carried on with their day...

[dykedjarin]

nobody ever leaves the les miserables fandom btw. it just kind of lies dormant in your soul until a new cast that speaks to you picks up the baton & then the cycle begins again

[newvegascowboy]

The problem with discovering stuff about your ocs as you write them is that eventually you start to figure out more about how they think and behave, and it just naturally diverges from your original material to the point that the first stuff you wrote doesn't even feel like the same character. Like fuck I have to retcon some shit.

[tofutomato]

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed

[marsupials-of-mars]

Everyone on tumblr has Conditions. maladies. I log onto tumblr and my mutuals are unwellposting. Conditions I didn't even know existed and sound like dark curses but I will see a post from friend like "died about 60% today, fine now. Made egg on toast #yummytoast". There are so many people in this world with life experiences

[glamfellens]

our age of dragon is collapsing

[faceless-crowd]

Mafia boss smoking a cigar: Why’d you gotta squeal, Squealin’ Stephen? I trusted you. Now I gotta send my best goons to show you what happens when you cross the Big Boss…

Guy tied up in chair: uh…theres just one guy over there.

Mafia boss: Yeah. That’s Lil’ Tony. He’s got one of dem conditions where he’s got multiple mooks n’ his head. But when Big Tony fronts you’re gonna be in big trouble.

Lil’ Tony: We actually all agree we’re gonna kick your ass.

[flowerbleedme]

it's not frequent enough to be considered a meme or a trend, but I like how every so often this site gets a new "woke mafia boss" variation.

[patriciafinalgirl]

Kate O'Flynn as Patricia

“Your Baggage” | Widow’s Bay 1x08