place of poor decisions

Do stupid shit, get stupid prizes.

[secretpajamas]

remember when I had an attention span longer than three minutes

[mrs-kralbizzz]

natasha: why are u guys’ tongues purple?

bucky: i had a blue slushy

steve: i had a red one

natasha: oh

natasha:

natasha: oH-

clint: you guys shared slushies?? gosh i’ve been trying to get nat to let me drink hers but she never lets me!

natasha: clint- no-

[kazbrekkcr]

1K CELEBRATION ↬ Anonymous asked: Favorite Animated Film?

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

[catchymemes]

[thespiritofeon]

yo.... when jet breaks in the tea shop and accuses zuko and iroh of beinh firebenders....

do you think any of the patrons looked at zukos scarred face - obviously done by a firebender - and immediately think jet was an asshole? like

jet: hes a firebender!!!!

patrons, thinking about the backstory they concocted for zuko and iroh where their home was invaded by firebenders and they barely survived with their lifes so they could come and have a peaceful life selling tea in a city the war doesnt touch:

[willforeverbemine]

Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!

Repeat after me:

Black people do not have to be exceptional for their right to life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[willforeverbemine]

This hardly has any notes but can I just say that non black people and white people you can in fact reblog this, thanks x

[hucowgoddess]

I’d encourage non black people and white people to reblog this so we at least know ya’ll understand and that we’re on the same page.Thanks.

[bralemons]

“george floyd wasn’t a saint!” perhaps he wasn’t, bitch!!! he still did not deserve to die!!!! 

[petersspideysense]

why is no one talking about this new spider ham video? (this is possibly the funniest thing i’ve ever seen)

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

[myeclecticdream09]

[thou-creature-of-the-deep]

[cubanpercy]

[what-a-catch-donkey-deactivated]

[lotrlocked]

[rinasaurusrex]

[glumshoe]

My father and I play this… game… in which we both pretend to be attempting to assassinate each other. When we serve the other food or drink, we’ll adopt the most suspicious mannerisms and wording possible, as though the food were secretly poisoned and we are eagerly waiting for them to eat it and die.

The other player pretends that they know their food is poisoned, but must feign ignorance and try to come up with subtle excuses not to eat/drink it without seeming rude or directly confronting the other about the attempted kinslaying.

Wholesome family bonding.

[glumshoe]

Last night my father brought me “a nice tall glass of ice water” and stood there watching me closely as I sipped it. I pretended to swallow, at which point he threw his head back and laughed maniacally.

While he was laughing, I spit the entire mouthful of water that I’d been holding in my mouth onto his shirt, patted my chest, and said, “Oh, dear, Father; I’m afraid this water was just too cold. I need to let it warm up. Why don’t I make us some… tea.”

[glumshoe]

Another thing we do is imply that we have set lethal traps for each other.

“Goodnight Father,” I’ll tell him (because Father with a capital F is the most sinister and threatening thing you can call your dad). “I hope you sleep well tonight. Very well. It would be a shame if something… disturbed you.“ In response, he’ll make an offhand remark about needing to Google the upper age limit for sudden infant death syndrome, or he’ll bring up my “inheritance” and the possibility that he might have worthy bastard children somewhere. 

My mother does not like our game.

[valtsv]

if you date me my sleep paralysis demon becomes OUR sleep paralysis demon ❤️

[valtsv]

we battle for custody obviously

[valtsv]

[sepp-gw]

Depends on where I am in the ritual tbh

[babyboomerbullshit]

tbh I don’t hate this one that much

[whitepeopletwitter]

[brucebocchi]

[gahdamnpunk]

This is why baby boomers think we can pay for school while having a part time job

[smoochuu-deactivated20181228]

im so mad

[sushinfood]

this is why they should all shut the hell up forever

[tainbocuailnge]

terrifying monstrosity: who could possibly love me when I am a terrifying monstrosity  me, stretched out on the table in front of them with a rose between my teeth: well

[teabirdy]

WELL THEN.

[secretdavinci-deactivated202010]

OH MY GOD