im insnae

23, clinically insane • i ❤️ mutuals

[gaytanic-panic]

[sextuspompey]

the Cc in emails stands for Cuck chair

[dogpuppy]

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

Fuck small talk.  Let’s talk about how your day was, the weather, or the big game last night.

[heich0e]

love men who fall into "my girl is mad at me i hope i die" category but who also regularly do things to piss their girl off. duality of man

[hollanderthoughts]

Bouncin on it

[hollanderthoughts]

Maybe I just haven’t met the right woman….

[hollanderthoughts]

……..bouncin on it

[elokitties]

he smelled like apples. but I’m too evil and twisted to be around a man with a honeycrisp scent

[aesths-deactivated20220604]

[segamascott]

[cursedcatimages]

[wizardjpeg]

mostly i do god knows what

[ukester-deactivated20250112]

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[secondlina]

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

[sinksanksockie2]

w-what if potato is actually lucky

[alexthespaceace]

sure, why not

[i-am-a-fish]

you're cute and it's tuesday

[kosmogrl]

I will get there

[ja-2-deactivated20220222]

Ignoring me is really the most effective way to never hear from me again

[fairycosmos]

apparently youre supposed to perform. they love it when you perform. but it has to be authentic. they hate it when it's not authentic. but you have to perform.