UNTIDY

It's windy where I live and I'm always itchy and cold. I collect pantyhose, enjoy attending funeral parties, and listening to offbeat polka. My only friend is a cat skeleton that lives under the porch. Senior citizen. Fat & sassy. Possibly Canadian.

[kuntsuragi]

can the science side of tumblr exPLAIN THIS???

[unstickyhunter]

A Shaquille grooms one of the Shaquillings in it’s herd

[sixpenceee]

Giant inflatable chicken with Trump’s hairdo lands near White House

[kimskew]

Great, he probably thinks North Korea dropped that in and they’re calling him a chicken and will respond with thermonuclear war…

[yuri-librarian]

[habitualshaker]

reblog if you and your other muscular, shirtless friends with identical haircuts like to sit around out back drinking vodka and smashing folding chairs over each others backs

[theoldness]

[khanos-deactivated20170219]

it’s vegan 😍

[twitterlols]

[toastoat]

[thefarawayegg-deactivated202307]

the totodile that’s being sold on the japanese pokemoncenter website and the one being sold on the american one 

[transfemale]

I thought this had to be fake but it really fuckin g isn’t

[redlipstickresurrected]

Vidya Gastaldon (French, b. 1974, Besançon, France, based Genèva, Switzerland) - Rainbow Gathering, 2012  Paintings: Oil on Canvas, Private Collections 

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

cashier: sorry for your wait. we’re short-staffed today

millennial: oh that’s ok no worries :)

 baby boomer:

[ouchmynardz]

I see only truth.

[biomic]

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I see this in parking lots and it makes me sick. It’ll be 90-100 degrees outside and people will leave their Hugh Jackmans in the car with the window cracked only a little bit. If you see this please call someone so the poor thing can be taken somewhere safe

[melodyburst]

I had to save these because he’s deleteing his entire tag soon. I can’t let these gems be lost forever.

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[dootlock-deactivated20170417]

[prguitarman]

I’m ashamed for laughing at this.

[evilryu-deactivated20180710]

[flacomexicano-deactivated201806]

i knew it

[slapshot1977]