Feeling cute today.
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Feeling cute today.
Hope your Sunday’s are going well :3
It kinda sucks being an AMAB enby. Like I can look ambiguous everywhere but my face.
You can't understand yourself, just by being with yourself. You need other people. Everyone needs someone to help them to see the things that are hard for them to see. And the longer you are alone, the harder it is to not be alone.
Words to live by.
The game im developing is so weird :3
I feel so hot dressed like this.
Taking the robot HRT
[id. A twitter post by @/Bennieeexyz Jury duty letter came addressed to my cat. Not a mistake. "Felix Martinez" - that's his full name according to his vet records. My last name. His first name. Somehow he's a registered voter now. Called the county clerk. Me: My cat got summoned for jury duty. Clerk: Is the name correct on the summons? Me: Yes, but he's a cat. Clerk: Is Felix Martinez a legal resident of this county? Me: He's a legal cat. Clerk: Sir, if the name matches our records, he needs to appear or file an exemption. Me: He can't file anything. He has paws. Clerk: You can file on his behalf. Me: Under what exemption? There's no box for "is a cat." Clerk: (pause) Check "unable to serve due to medical reasons." Me: What's the medical reason? Clerk: He's a cat. Me: That's not a medical condition. Clerk: It is if it prevents him from serving. Sent in the form. Got rejected two weeks later. "Insufficient documentation. Please provide medical professional's statement." Took the letter to my vet. Me: I need you to write that my cat can't do jury duty. Vet: Why is your cat summoned for jury duty? Me: Excellent question. No good answer. Vet: This is the weirdest request I've gotten. Me: Can you just write that he's medically unfit to serve? Vet: On what grounds? Me: He's a cat. Vet: (started typing) "Patient is unable to serve due to species-related limitations including inability to speak, read, or comprehend legal proceedings." Me: Perfect. Sent it in. Got another rejection. "Summons is mandatory. Failure to appear will result in contempt of court." My roommate thought this was hilarious. Roommate: Felix is going to jail. Me: This is serious. Roommate: Bring him to court. See what happens. Decided that was actually the only option left. Day of jury duty, put Felix in his carrier. Brought the entire paper trail of rejection letters. Checked in at the courthouse. Clerk: Name? Me: Felix Martinez. Clerk: (looked at the cat carrier) Is that Felix? Me: Yes. Clerk: (long stare) He's a cat. Me: I've been saying that for six weeks. Clerk: Why didn't you file an exemption? Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats. Got a formal apology letter a week later and a voter registration card. For me this time. Apparently I wasn't registered, but my cat was. Roommate: Felix committed voter fraud. Me: Felix committed nothing. He's innocent. Roommate: That's what they all say. Felix is sleeping on the jury summons now. Fitting end to his legal career. end id]
I found out there’s a #TummyThursday, and I am very tempted to post a thirst trap just to mess with people. I absolutely want to participate.
But I also know all my Tumblr posts get cross-posted to my Discord, which has like 200 people in it, so… absolutely not lol.
Clearly, I need a secret second Tumblr.
a squirrel or perhaps a cardinal posted this
How about you mind your own damn business
I was looking up fetish stuff and this showed up on my feed lmao
Feel like I just got reprimanded or something.
God the festival music is so beautiful it made me cry.
I’m a demiboy.
I made pride hearts! One for demiboy pride and another for queerplatonic pride! Demiboy uses the colors from the flag with a light blue border to represent an underlying sense of boyness , but blurred. Whilst For the queerplatonic heart, I chose colors that match the flag. The sides of the heart blend the colors of the adjacent stripes together to represent the blurring of traditional relationship boundaries and categories. 😛
I prefer my coffee black like the sky on a moonless night.
Dunno why these appeal to me
Got a new choker necklace. I think it looks great on me ;)
Am i just a schizoposter now?