lila bard you will always be famous

[untrustworthyducks]

i think richard should've picked up writnig fanfic instead of putting canon percy through more torture. i think everyone would've been happier.

[peskynonbinary]

not sure if anyone has realized this but i’m annotating my copy of six of crows and crooked kingdom, and one of the silly things im doing is highlighting every “no mourners / no funerals”…

and the last time it’s said before the final job in crooked kingdom it gets interrupted before anyone can say “no funerals”

and then… well, there is a funeral

[untrustworthyducks]

saw some rin-kitay fanart and almost threw up because i got overwhelmed and miss them, how's your day going?

[untrustworthyducks]

as someone who has not read CotG or CotD and only learned about them through tumblr...

if Rick refuses to let Percy stop being a main character, he at least should get to hunt the Minotaur for sport whenever he pleases to work off stress about exams in New Rome.

leave my OG trio alone for the love of all that is good in this world. and when did we become so obsessed with giving all bad guys redemption arcs?? not all characters need complicated backstories! MOST DON'T! LET EVIL CHARACTERS JUST BE EVIL!! FUCK!

[untrustworthyducks]

sorry just read that rr used CotD as a mouthpiece to say Percy is straight... i need to leave the internet again.

[saltyoldfan]

In the next book, Percy's going to kill the Minotaur on sight and be accused of a hate crime.

[untrustworthyducks]

as someone who has not read CotG or CotD and only learned about them through tumblr...

if Rick refuses to let Percy stop being a main character, he at least should get to hunt the Minotaur for sport whenever he pleases to work off stress about exams in New Rome.

leave my OG trio alone for the love of all that is good in this world. and when did we become so obsessed with giving all bad guys redemption arcs?? not all characters need complicated backstories! MOST DON'T! LET EVIL CHARACTERS JUST BE EVIL!! FUCK!

[boylikermike]

Imagine being the last two (known) members of your race but one destroyed her womb, the other is in a toxic situationship with another man, and they turn out to be cousins.

[untrustworthyducks]

Fang "I had one chance to kill myself before being entombed alive forever and I couldn't bring myself to do it" Runin

Yin "I've been trying to find a way to die my entire life and I never will" Nezha

[andthemoonsingswisely]

what if you had a CRUSH on your GAY(or bi?) cousin who was ADDICTED to opioids and SLAPPED you and you kissed him in a VISION after he IMMOLATED himself and DIED and then the next person you kissed was your SITUATIONSHIP who was saving you from DROWNING but ended up STABBING you and then the next and final person you kissed was said situationship's DAD as you blew fire into his body and BURNED him from the inside out.

[untrustworthyducks]

what if after you COOKED your situationship's dad from the inside out, you tried to do the SAME THING with said situationship but instead he LIVED and then YOU died and thats the ONLY TIME YOU TWO EVER KISSED.

[rodrickheffeley]

this is peak

[lynsstrange]

btw the only times rin and nezha kissed were when he blew air into her throat underwater to save her life, and when she blew fire into his to try to burn him to death underwater

[untrustworthyducks]

I think about this twenty-four hours a day seven days a week.

I also think about how the only other person she kissed was his father and she killed him that way too

[dr-santos]

another big parallel between rin and kitay is that they both thought they were so above sacrificing their principles for love. rin hated mai’rinnen tearza for killing herself and surrendering because she loved the red emperor. kitay desperately tried to be morally right even in the toughest circumstances and judged those who weren’t. but in the end they both betrayed their principles for each other. kitay couldn’t do the morally right thing and deprive rin of her power because he loved her too much. for someone who was so proud of his moral high ground, he was so loyal to her that he was ready to let her destroy the world. and even though she swore she would never be so weak to surrender and let her people be conquered, the mere thought of hurting kitay to reach her goal stopped her. it was her love for him that made her surrender. and they both kind of became the things they hated the most.

[untrustworthyducks]

formally requesting more one-handed fang runin fanart please!

[untrustworthyducks]

i desperately need to speak to another soul about how TPW ends on Speer, TDR ends with the knife, and TBG ends on Speer with the knife.

[untrustworthyducks]

headcanon will solace is a music festival EMT.

not gonna stop u from doing questionable shit, will 100% fix you and send you on your way to do more questionable shit. always down for the goofs and the good times while still being a D1 medic, and will 100% give you bombastic side eye the third time you wind up in his tent.

[ankle-beez]

Would you rather have a Phineas and Ferb summer or a Gravity Falls summer?

would you rather have endless fun forever or have satan attack you every day

[untrustworthyducks]

favorite fantasy side quest setting gotta be: pirate town thats the only place the team can get what they need made up of ships held together by wooden planks, gorilla glue, rope, rainbow loom bracelets, zip ties, and sheer pirate bravado