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@alexsprocrastinationdestination
Ohhh weeee, I have not posted in a while. Let’s just get this over with, Darren I cannot believe you’re getting married...no I take that back, I can’t believe you’re marrying who you’re marrying, I guess you have the right to marry and be unhappy with a certain someone until the divorce, mazel tov!
Dwight is me
I aspire to be as passive-aggressive as the song Your Obedient Servant
his legacy
Legacy. What is a legacy? It’s naming camels in a zoo you never get to see.
I’m pretty sure I just scared my neighbors with my seal like laughter,
Another year around the sun, and Mia has once again not done shit with her life other than follow her boyfriend's dick around the country
Queen Elizabeth visits the Iron Throne - WTF fun facts
can we replace the kardashians tv show with keeping up with the obamas because i’m gonna miss them a lot and i still wanna know what they’re doing all the time. how are the dogs? where does the family travel? what sort of hobbies has michelle taken up in addition to captivating the world with her intelligence, grace, and charm? what are the girls accomplishing? is obama still flirting with biden??? i need to know
when you and your friends see a hot person
UNMUTE THIS NOOOOWW
jesus
@randomdaisy dear herbologist what the fok is this corn dog plant
OH MY GOODNESS I SAW THIS ON TWITTER AND I WAS LIKE “OH NO…. DUDE… DUDE NO”
this plant is, in fact, a cattail (Typha genus, probably either Typha latifolia or Typha angustifolia). what’s ironic about this person’s encounter is that almost every single part of the cattail is edible– the rhizomes are starchy and, although tough, can be made into a nutritious flour; the stems can be peeled and used like asparagus; the pollen can be gathered and used to extend or supplement flour; and even the green flower spikes can be boiled and eaten like corn-on-the-cob, so this person sort of had the right idea.
the thing is, what this person has in their photo is a BROWN flower spike, meaning that it’s starting to go to seed and is probably a tasteless mouthful of either fiber or fluff. regardless of whether the post is a joke or serious, out of all the edible parts of the cattail, op managed to pick one of the ONLY parts of the plant that isn’t. and i still can’t get over that.
As a side note, rubbing that part of the plant makes an absolutely ridiculous amount of fluff come out (which is how it disperses the seeds). I highly recommend it but it’s probably best to do that when no one else is around
are you saying i can jack off this plant and it will nut
younger siblings by Nick Avallone
Omg this actually worked like all the time why why did this work
as the youngest of 4, the amount of stuff i raced to do for my siblings because of this trick is actually insane
Jennifer Aniston for People 2016
games are getting too violent these days
well that was quick
Bears playing with a balloon.
Was bummed out this morning, but then i saw this. Now i can’t stop smiling.
@rivur omg
