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@unwontedramblings
If I was meant to be controlled, I would have come with a remote.
(via kushandwizdom)
Pretend ur invasive self hating thoughts r being said to u by a 13 y/o boy on xbox live trying to get a rise out of you like “Your girlfriend dumped you because you’re ugly” that’s nice tim isn’t it past ur bedtime
also, if you have intrusive violent thoughts, pretend they’re being said to u by an annoying backseat driver
“drive into that pole” thanks karen or i could not do that
Perfect
I low key love John Green sometimes.
Tell me I’m cute or something so I can like roll my eyes at you but then blush when I think about it later
Meet Japanese Grumpy Cat, Who Is Even Grumpier Than The Original One
Meet Koyuki, the Scottish fold cat that is angrier than Grumpy Cat, and with whom Koyuki will no doubt battle one day for Internet supremacy. She has been hiding out for nine years in Yokohama, and now, as the hour for battle draws near, the only thing you need to remember is: “There can be only one!”
Photos by ©Koyuki - Via Bored Panda
I cannot stress this enough
Oh my god the desperation for youth voters is real.
WOW hillary is so FLEEK with the youth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE ALSO WHIPS AND NAE NAES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Where’s that gif? You all know which one I mean.
Pixar and Marvel Parallels
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THAT LAST ONE WAS UNCALLED FOR
Shout out to my “”“”“non-passing”“”“” trans brothers and sisters that get misgendered every day. S/o to the trans people that can’t present how they want because of safety reasons. I love you all, and this shit sucks so much but your gender is COMPLETELY valid, no one can take that away from you. Hang in there and shine beautifully.
i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because:
i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live
most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person
im not a pissbaby
my white friends that have reblogged this give me life
4. Sometimes I am a shitty white person and the jokes remind me to FUCKIN STOP
If ur white and like this post I fux with u
^absolutely
5. It’s hard to be offended when white people jokes involve bland food/tourist dads in socks and sandals/white girls in yoga pants obsessed with pumpkin spice/suburban PTA moms and other harmless and mostly true stereotypes while jokes about POC involve them being called thugs/criminals/slurs/uneducated/illegal immigrants.
i fucks with u heavy if ur white and you reblog this
6. They’re usually really fucking funny and don’t perpetuate stereotypes that will ever affect me economically, politically, or cause me any true harm, let alone create risks that “justify” my murder and/or death
THIS
BOOM! GUESS WHO STEPPED IN THE ROOM!
THIS IS THE DEEPEST SHIT EVER!!! Why doesn’t this have notes?!?!?!
PREACCCCHHHHHH!
Press Play
2015 - Here are some gifs of Donald Trump being attacked by a bald eagle named Uncle Sam, literally the least patriotic thing that can happen to an American. [video]
THE EAGLE PEOPLE KNOW HE’S EVIL.
“THIS MOTHERFUCKER DOES NOT SPEAK FREEDOM”
This is a good omen.
That friend that has to perform every song in the car
i have never seen a video that more perfectly captures exactly who i am as a person
Lindiwe Mazibuko - South African Politician - Former Parliamentary Leader for the Democratic Alliance and the first black woman to lead the parliamentary opposition in the National Assembly.
men are so gross sometimes
She is everything. WHERE IS HER MOVIE?
this is unreal, its really that childish in power
smh @ everyone laughing, This is terrible
Are you fucking kidding!!!!!!! Leave this beautiful woman ALONE!!!!!!!
what a deal.