Not 4 vogue

i think i was a model in my other life and i will be in the next, but now i´m just poor

[gaeree]

[justbabyharpseals]

what

[taylakrueger]

I swear this is the best shit ever

[candidlykenya]

[90s90s90s]

[thekwikemart]

[pozolegirl]

HERE’S WHERE THE MEME COMES FROM IF ANY OF YOU ARE WONDERING. 

[yokairightsactivist]

for whatever it’s worth, the context is that mr. burns was mocking homer for having to give up his dream job at a bowling alley so he could go back to the power plant to afford taking care of a third child, so he put a plaque in his office that said “don’t forget, you’re here forever” and so homper put pictures of maggie over it

[voguebycalder]

some of y’all and the media is so disgusting and overwhelmingly sexist it’s ridiculous. justin bieber spent 2-3 years being a massive dick to everyone for no reason, putting people’s lives in danger by speeding down streets, and sleeping with underaged girls. he goes on stage singing “sorry” and crying and all is forgiven. he still sells a ton, still has huge concerts, no one cares. but ariana grande literally has 22 of her fans blown up in front of her and people only gave a fuck for 3 months? she is groped at a FUNERAL and all people can talk about is how short her dress is. she leaves a toxic relationship with a substance abuser and SHE is blamed for his death. y’all really hate women!

[whitelaws]

[saveoursestras]

If you don’t have room for a mustache-wearing Meryl Streep on your blog, I don’t want to know you.

[jackmansjoy]

facts only

[moringottos-deactivated20210117]

when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

[lokispriestess-deactivated20181]

However you think this story will end is wrong

[bad1dimagines]

who the fuck is richard

[jonathansnowflakes]

Also mad respect for Dr. Covey, just out here tryna raise three teenage daughters as best he can by teaching them about the science of menstration, advocating for safe and responsible sex and healthy relationships, baking cupcakes, and validating feelings…all while rocking pastel button downs and drinking endless glasses of white wine.

Absolutely legendary dad goals.

[babygirlisthesun]

He also tries to keep their connection with Korean culture😭💕

[hol-ohcene]

[crucifythenburn]

Her name is Joely Proudfit, a descendant of the Pechanga Band of Luiseno Indians. 

[lemonpiecat]

You know what I miss?

One Direction

[fineinteriors]

‘Chelsea and Ryan’s Loft in Toronto’ as featured on cupofjo.com

Photos and styling by Nikole Herriott and Michael Graydon.

[sj0]

you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog

[hersheyhipster]

Couldn’t risk it.

[justjengie]

didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.

[pinayputa]

THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT

[officialunitedstates]

me, showing off my university degree: that’s right everyone, i paid multiple dollars to the government in order to attain sporadic sprinklings of knowledge that i forgot two months after each class ended

[dailymarvelheroes]

[ruinedchildhood]

[osidius-el-enfatico]

[meowmarina]

this fucking show

[tumblrrr]

Good morning, Who are we cancelling today?

[yunglupeonthetrack]

My 9 to 5

[tumblrrr]

[angel-withheart]

Reblogging for good luck

[winter-treats-deactivated202408]

thx thanos

[tumblrrr]

When I’m done half of your debt will exist.. perfectly balanced.. as all things should be.