ABSOLUTELY NO COOL DUDES VERY ILLEGAL

I go by Magi online. My pronouns are any/all. On tumblr I post about touhou mostly, and whatever neat thing I happen to see on my dash

[yokairightsactivist]

now i'm not saying palworld is ripping off nintendo or anything but this is just what perverts on the internet think ankha looks like

[yokairightsactivist]

over the last week i watched through an anime called The Dark History of The Reincarnated Villaness or whatever it's called and it's one of them/their villaness isekai anime with the twist that a grown ass woman getting isekai'd to a story that she wrote in her chuuni era. it's not anything that special but it does so many things that i personally find fascinating that i will be rotating it in my brain and hoping for a second season for a very long time

[foosybit]

i think eiki should fuck her employee

[tourfilm]

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

[radgepacket-deactivated20241030]

me in argyle st greggs for my weekly steak bake

[deadgoliath]

my favourite part about this post

[charrfie]

The length that fan artists draw spamton's nose directly correlates to the degree of trust I hold in them. Can you give me a second please I need to make a chart

[charrfie]

There's a very specific science here

[yokairightsactivist]

i still think it's funny that tony decided to use chapter 5 to tell a good story and people complained that it didn't have enough lorebait

[kristina100000]

feeding my he/hims until they are all buff

[pinene]

feeder shit? on MY dashboard?

[kristina100000]

okay so you want them to malnourish and die...

[yokairightsactivist]

absolutely everyone is covering this. i follow this guy for his videos about doom modding lmao

[hateusandseeifwemind]

[kneepaw]

I hear the new Higurashi anime is replacing Shion with some guy named Graggle

[kneepaw]

Found some concept art!

[technofeudalism]

[merely-another-fool]

[rosegardenofeden]

Deltarune fandom really showing its ass with its constant obsession with fan characters that don't even exist (gaster) and theorizing about their existence while not sparing a second thought to character(s) who are actually hidden, implied to exist, and have a tremendous impact on the story: whoever raised Susie.

[rosegardenofeden]

Like maybe I'm going crazy here but the constant conspicuous absence of any adults in Susie's life is, like, obviously pointed to. She iirc mentions moving a lot, living in different places when she was young. Doesn't call her parents when she's staying over. Food insecure from *waves hands* everything. Like whether she's in the foster system, fully homeless, or just has very neglectful family is up in the air, both stated and unstated. And yeah that doesn't have the same metanarrative speculation element as "guy who basically doesnt exist" but it's just one more little point of how the fandom doesn't really give a shit about the racialized girl main character in favor of men.

[rosegardenofeden]

Same thing with like, everything regarding the Knight! This mysterious figure of immense power and unknown origin, who at the same time is just. Like absolutely signaled to be Dess in some form or another. The visual design, the bat & ball motifs, the stange relationship to Kris. And people kept saying that it was definitely, for sure, one of the men. It's Asgore. It's Rudy. As if Toby is somehow interested in trying to trick people or juke them out when that isn't a thing that the story has like. Ever done?

People just seem to not get that Deltarune is, at its core, a story about four teenagers, none of whom are men, and their relationships to one another and their lives in a small, suffocating town. Because that story is actually, if you look closely, just very good and well-told.

[electricpurrs]

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

[girlnextvore]

[petite-guignol]

OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia

it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage

this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she in fact did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen

the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.

anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol

[dogpuppy]

[foone]

The three types of kink are

* you have power

* you're safe

* feet

[foone]

this is a shitpost but I think it's not THAT wrong. Most kink is either one of (or a combination of):

You get to play at having power over someone else. This is your dominance sorts of things, your sadisms, etc.

You get to play safely. You can play with scary things while knowing there's safewords and a dom/top who loves you.

Feet. By which I mean, there's some normal part of the human experience that your brain has for some reason fixated on. Maybe you're into red hair, or glasses, or fluffy tails.

[foone]

"safety" can also present as "useful". You have some intrinsic value that cannot be taken from you (because of some sex/kink thing). The safety is from abandonment, because you're useful, despite everything. And "useful" is a bunch of kinks (none of which I'm comfortable mentioning here).

[sleepydogdisease]

oh no, animal ears are feet

[foone]

yeah. cat ears are feet!

[mere-technicality]

can someone turn this into the calvin's dad dialogue

[foone]

oh god, this is so obviously calvin's dad dialogue that now I'm worried that I plagiarized it without realizing it

[madigail]

the two types of tumblr post are calvin's dad and rule 34. all posts fall into one of these two categories. despite being kink-related, this post is actually calvin's dad.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

big fan of the four-year-old on this flight who yelled "THEY ARE BRINGING COMPLEMENTARY BEVERAGES" when the flight attendants came down with the drinks cart

[uss-emberprise]