just your average girl next door 🤷🏻‍♀️ @ur-average-girlnextdoor - Tumblr Blog

hellooo neighbour 👋🏼

thought it was probs time to update my pinned post bc this account no longer feels so new and i think i’ve probably managed to reconnect w most people from before by now anyway.

if not, just quickly: i used to be @your-average-girlnextdoor before my account got terminated. still low key sad about it but WE’RE HERE NOW and nipples are allowed (apparently) so hopefully we’re safe, but just in case i do also have a backup (@still-ur-average-girlnextdoor) so 🤷🏻‍♀️

anyways, not really sure how to introduce myself or my blog but basically i’m in my late twenties & i post not-as-arty-as-id-like-but-still-trying-to-be-cute semi-nudey pics of myself and occasionally have a little ramble here & there. also chronically terrible w technology & socially awkward af so never sure if i’m doing things right but we try 🥲

i feel like i don’t really even talk about my sexual interests on here as much as i thought i would (and honestly i miiiiiiiight start a new account soon to focus on that aspect a bit more and keep this one a lil more pure but idk), but *basically* there are very few kinks that i’m not into at least in some capacity, and i looooove having the freedom to explore the whole range & spectrum of sexual ideas and also non sexual body positivity etc!

everyone (over 18!) is welcome here exceptttttt the usual suspects aka anyone entertaining any kind of racism, homophobia, transphobia, fatphobia, etc etc etc. luckily (to my knowledge & memory, at least) i’ve not had any interactions with people like this so idk if it’s even necessary for me to highlight it, but at the same time i don’t think it hurts to just say as a heads up that i simply don’t want your presence on my blog if u can’t support people’s basic respect & rights ✌🏼

ALSO my asks and dms are open and i really do love connecting w new people but i often get super overwhelmed with messages etc and i struggle keeping on top of it all so i’m really sorry in advance about poor replying!!

this has obviously turned into a classic ramble and i’m sorrrrrry but you know i can’t help it 🤷🏻‍♀️

#welcome 🤗#me #about me #ur-average-girlnextdoor #your-average-girlnextdoor #still-your-average-girlnextdoor #pinned post

happy new year!

I know it’s a month late, but I’m starting some new resolutions on Feb 1, so it’s a bonus new year lol

won’t be around your blog after that, hopefully, so best wishes to you and yours in the future :)

(resolution is to spend less time online, and especially less time looking at erotica and whatnot, been using it as a crutch for loneliness and anxiety over going out and making new connections)

thankyou anon!! happy new year to you too!

i hope i caught you in time! i just want to wish you the very best of luck in finding the connections you desire! i have terrible social anxiety too & it used to be genuinely crippling, but i promise it can get better and i’m so proud of you for recognising your own barriers and crutches and having the courage to make a change! whatever your plan is for meeting new people, i hope you enjoy the process and be kind to yourself along the way! it might not always be easy but it’ll definitely be worth it. good luck :)

#rooting for you anon 🫶🏼#asks

ok!! so turns out my period came early so i’m thinking maybe we could actually scratch the many many drafts from the last couple days talking about the hopelessness of everything in the world, the impossibility of ever feeling happiness again, the pointlessness of life and a deep yearning for death, after all

#boyyyyyy do i love pmdd #like when i’m DUE my period i’m like ok. we can try to rationalise this a lil more. we’ve been here before!!#but when it’s almost a whole week early???? i was like it CAN’T be!!!! maybe this actually just is my life!!! and everything SUCKS!! goodBYE #but 🤷🏻‍♀️#(don’t get me wrong a lot of things do suck incrediblyyyyy hard)#(but am just starting to be able to see at least some of the things that *don’t* again too) (which is nice)#hope ur all okay #i miss u #🫶🏼

hi can i just show u guys my xmas nails real quick?

You have a cat??? It’s so cute!!!! What’s its name?

she’s my dad’s but yessss! and she’s 17 now! (which is SO hard to get my head around!😵‍💫)

she isssss the cutest, and her name is Honey 🥰

#asks

holespoles

Chinese artist Shou Xin creates the most wonderful cats with just a few pencil lines

#queued

fragile-dyke

sorry that my pussy is so wet and soft and inviting and my heart is pure and full of whimsy. as if it’s my fault.

#queued

inferi0r-0bject

I love how degrading blowjobs actually are. Getting on your knees, having a cock shoved down your throat, being unable to speak, how uncomfortable and sometimes painful it is, the fact that it literally makes most women gag, and the fact that a lot of the time you’ll end up either covered in cum or swallowing it.

#literallyyyyyyyy #queued

it’s fridayyyyy

#& idk about u but i wana sleep for days & days & days #i’m so exhausted #(*with emphasis!!*)#for no real reason #which is so great #i love that 4 me #at least awful weather gives me an excuse to stay snug #hope u all have some lovely weekends!🫶🏼#mine #my pics #ur-average-girlnextdoor #queued

calllmeyonu

wish u were here

all over me

like rainfall on a rose

#she’s done it again folks #you are mesmerising #so beautiful #calllmeyonu #queued

the-sensitive-sadist

Groping is just better when it's humiliating and disrespectful and hedonistic. Pushing you against a wall and covering your mouth while I grab at your chest. Forcefully spinning you around and bending you over so I can get a better grip on your ass. Pulling your hair to force your head back so I can wrap my hand around your neck. Slapping you across the face while I explore the inside of your thighs. Invading your personal space, stripping you of your dignity and autonomy, until you're my dumb, needy grope slut, begging me to use you.

#queued