star

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[ur-imaginary-friend]

[ur-imaginary-friend]

but who even am i without my religious guilt and existential dread?

[ur-imaginary-friend]

[woodwool]

severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person

[ur-imaginary-friend]

[ur-imaginary-friend]

mind if i partake in some arbitrary info dumping or will they shoot me?

[ur-imaginary-friend]

the effort required to maintain this mid ass physique as someone who gags on protein and has chronic nausea is astounding

[scramratz]

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

[ur-imaginary-friend]

"you dont feel like living anymore? huh you probably need to experience medical abduction and being held against your will. then you'll never complain again!"

[ur-imaginary-friend]

[ur-imaginary-friend]

everytime a maga "conservative" calls me a "liberal" simply for disagreeing with them i know they are beyond help. also, i am a much more radical, disruptive third thing. fool.

[fagcrisis]

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

[maryoliveoil]

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

[ur-imaginary-friend]

migraines are like toddlers. I give it what it needs, water, medicine, sleep. it laughs and increases pressure. I give it chocy milk or runaway by AURORA, it sits down quietly for a while.

[vetchtibbles]

I wish they made it even marginally possible to get a job like I’m so fucking sorry I don’t have a rare but also highly demanded skillset, an agreeable disposition, and the ability to survive off of three nickels a week I’m soooo sorry

[ur-imaginary-friend]

what's wrong with a misleading job description, sketchy practices and a confusing contract all for minimum wage?

[ur-imaginary-friend]

[macaroni--penguin]

WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT......

[ur-imaginary-friend]

hampter

[ur-imaginary-friend]