“The're made of sex and win.” - Cynchick, on this couple.
Here are my recommendations and a warning about a fandom troll you should avoid and block.
I've archived all of these fics except for Xuelianchi's "Dango". The only NSFW comic is archived (page by page) to archive.org. FFN fics are archived to fichub.net. The rest are archived to archive.org, archive.today, or both.
Here's how you can use fichub.net to find fics that have been archived there – even if those fics have been deleted from the original site they were hosted in. Just copy the fic's URL (which I have provided), visit fichub again, and paste the URL into the rectangle/box above the “export” button. Then click on the “export” button. Soon, below the “export” button, the different formats that the archived fic can be downloaded in will appear. Click on the format you want to download.
Here's a tool that lets you mute individual AO3 fics and tags: ao3-muter.netlify.app Copy and paste it to your web browser. Then follow the directions there, and you'll be able to mute individual stories even if their author is anonymous.
Why is this fanfic rec list special? The recs are stories I honestly consider good instead of popular stories. There's no Big Name Fan ass-kissing. There's only a single WIP, and its author has a proven record of finishing her stories. There are only two dead/abandoned fics. They're pretty good, and there's enough story written for them to be satisfying. All of the stories except one take place in the canon ninja world. The only modern AU is creative/interesting enough, and it isn't a "no powers" AU. There are only five non-massacre stories, and they don't butcher Itachi's character.
There's no rampant OOCness and no character bashing. There are no doorstoppers and no slow-paced fics. The stories aren't cluttered with side ships or with side plots. There's almost zero sex-negativity. There's zero harem/FMF/quckquean/community dick BS. All of the stories have graphic smut, good suggestive stuff, or both.
This list has most of the classic scenarios about ItaSaku: chance encounter in a bar, captor Itachi bangs captive Sakura (and she loves it), genjutsu fuckery, they're clandestine regular lovers, they have a dysfunctional relationship and he's fucked in the head, Itachi kidnaps Sakura, Sakura cheats on Sasuke with Itachi, they're forced to marry each other, ItaSakuSasu polyamory... the only ones that are missing are "trapped in a cave together", "forced to work together", and "she heals his eyes".
You'll see why the ship is so addictive (and so fun):
Vicious by Pink Daydream | Link (FFN)
Language: Spanish
World/setting: canon world
Status: officially abandoned
Rating: M (lime, violence, disturbing themes)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: A collection of 11 oneshots. All of them are canonverse except the last one. The only things connecting the oneshots are darkness, cynicism, and certain themes. If you're wondering "what's the appeal of the ItaSaku ship?" this story sums it up really well.
Wordcount: 12000 words.
My commentary: The story feels true to canon. The author manages to keep both of them very IC and also makes their relationship believable in all of the chapters/scenarios. Itachi is still IC in the non-massacre chapter (Ch6) and in the modern AU chapter (Ch11). Chapter 4 is a must read.
(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3828825/1/Vicious)
Kuroageha by Tokiwa Kanenari (links below, Archive.org)
1 | 2| 3| 4| 5| 6| 7| 8| 9| 10| 11| 12| 13| 14| 15| 16| 17| 18|
19| 20| 21| 22| 23| 24| 25| 26| 27| 28| 29| 30| 31| 32| 33| 34| 35| 36
Language: Japanese.
World/setting: canon world
Status: complete
Rating: M (lemon)
Squicks/triggers: Rape (it's on pages 27-30). Kakuzu forces something on Sakura after she's clearly said no.
Summary: Sakura and Naruto have been captured by Akatsuki. Itachi puts Sakura in a racy genjutsu. Akatsuki/Sakura smut ensues.
Pagecount: 34 pages (excluding cover and backcover). The panels are read right-to-left.
My commentary: This artist is very talented. He captures Sakura's mix of sexy and cute very well. He's very good at drawing both the foreplay (especially fingerjobs) and the sex. His hentai comics avoid a lot of the bullshit that infects most NSFW comics. There's also a focus on female pleasure. Pages 10-18 are excellent. ItaSaku = pages 5-18, KisaSaku = pages 23-24, DeiSaku = pages 26-27.
The “plot” is paper-thin, but I encourage you to also read the English version if you can. The ItaSaku dialogue is really good. She's defiant throughout and he keeps trolling her.
Other sources: The hentai site hitomi.la has a version you can download in .zip format. It's available in several languages there (including English and Russian). The site is full of ads and popups.
Bloody sheets by Emmel | Link (AFF)
Language: English
World/setting: canon world
Status: complete
Rating: M (lemon)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: Sasuke and Sakura have recently married. The two haven't consummated their marriage yet. One day Sasuke has a strange vivid dream involving Sakura and his dead brother…
Wordcount: 2312 words.
My commentary: It's a really good dark smutfic with a horror element, and there's a satisfying twist. Warning: the risk of a nosebleed is high.
(https://naruto.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544171233)
(https://web.archive.org/web/20241120175845/https://naruto.adult-fanfiction.org/story.php?no=544171233)
The weasel's bite by Kisekilotus | Link (FFN)
Language: English
World/setting: canon world
Status: complete
Rating: M (lemon)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: For months Sakura has been meeting her secret lover in the forest. Tonight, she's going to break up with him. And there's a twist…
Wordcount: 3000 words.
My commentary: The author manages to balance making the scenario believable (showing why Sakura would fall for someone like Itachi) and keeping Itachi close to canon.
(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3902902/1/The-Weasel-s-Bite-Tasting-the-Forbidden-Fruit)
Backfire by Mikami | Link (FFN)
Language: English
World/setting: canon world
Status: complete
Rating: M (lemon)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: Itachi and Kisame have held Sakura captive for months, hoping to draw out Sasuke. One day, Kisame gives Itachi an idea that he thinks will drive Sasuke insane, and it involves Sakura.
Wordcount: 11000 words.
My commentary: It was originally written around 2004 or 2003. It's a pretty solid fic that has a lot of the tropes the fandom loves. Mikami did it better – and earlier.
(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/2935834/1/Backfire)
Stranger than fiction by Wicked_innuendo | Link (FFN)
Language: English
World/setting: canon world
Status: complete
Rating: T (lime)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: A drunk Sakura stumbles across Itachi in a bar. Thinking he's Sasuke she leaves with him. The morning after things get really interesting...
Wordcount: 5000 words.
My commentary: One of the first "one night stand" stories about them, and one of the best. It has a very good confrontation between the brothers.
(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/1632057/1/Stranger-Than-Fiction)
At sixes and sevens by CelestialCircumference (AKA Denilmo) | Link (FFN)
Language: English
World/setting: canon world (non-massacre)
Status: complete
Rating: M (lemon)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: When both Uchiha brothers ask Sakura out she can't choose between them. The three come up with an unconventional solution…
Wordcount: 22000 words.
My commentary: One of the best ItaSakuSasu stories out there, and a pretty good poly fic. Denilmo writes very good smut.
(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/11400136/1/At-Sixes-and-Sevens)
Nothing interesting in life is planned by Genjutsu-dragon | Link (FFN)
Language: English
World/setting: canon world
Status: complete
Rating: M (lime, graphic violence)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: Itachi kidnaps Sakura to teach his brother a lesson. Her teammates start searching for her immediately. But early in the captivity Itachi decides he doesn't want to give Sakura up.
Wordcount: 49000 words.
My commentary: The best version of the classic kidnapping plot to date.
(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3763495/1/Nothing-Interesting-In-Life-Is-Planned)
One week by Ykmy | Link (FFN)
Language: English
World/setting: canon world, non-mass
Status: complete
Rating: T (lime)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: Sakura is pregnant and engaged to Sasuke. They visit Sasuke's parents. Through no fault of her own, Sakura ends up alone in the house with Itachi for several days.
Wordcount: about 5000 words
My commentary: There's a good buildup of the romance, and there's also a very good twist.
(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3142493/1/One-Week)
Demon eyes by Krys Yui | Link (Livejournal)
Language: English
World/setting: canon world
Status: complete
Rating: T (lime)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: Sakura reminisces about her clandestine physical relationship with Itachi.
Wordcount: 970 words
My commentary: Short but intense, believable, and IC.
(http://krysyuy.livejournal.com/53411.html)
(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4245821/1/2)
Bite by Mahi-Mahi | Link (Internet Archive)
Language: English
World/setting: modern AU
Status: complete
Rating: M (lemon, mild violence)
Squicks/triggers: mildly dubious consent
Summary: A teenage Sakura plans to attend a Halloween costume party. On her way there, she's attacked by an invisible/unseen assaliant. She seeks shelter in a creepy house. The strange man who lives alone there is friendly, but something's off…
Wordcount: about 15500 words.
My commentary: It's a decent lemon with horror trappings. It has a very good atmosphere, and the author is good at visuals.
(https://web.archive.org/web/20241121004955/https://drive.google.com/file/d/1eebYpf7lSSluzJHVjVELVRrnmSENTrrD/view)
Use the "control+F" shortcut (or its equivalents on mobile devices) and then type/search for "she stood". That way you'll skip first paragraph (otherwise it spoils the entire plot).
Other sources: (https://web.archive.org/web/20120425101659/http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3272621/1/Bite)
Dango by Xuelianchi (AKA Autographmanga on Deviantart) | Link (Pixiv)
Language: English (it's been translated into Spanish as well)
World/setting: canon world, non-mass
Status: ongoing. It updates infrequently because the author is busy with work.
Rating: T (there will be suggestive stuff later in the story)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: Itachi is hokage, and he's been forced to marry Sakura (who is more than willing). It's one of the most believable versions of the "forced marriage" plot.
Pagecount: 125 pages so far. The panels are read left-to-right.
My commentary: The author has a cute art style. She draws all of the girls (especially Sakura) very attractive. The story has a low-stakes slice-of-life romance plot, and there's good UST between Sakura and several guys. The comic is slow-paced but engaging. The author also has a track record of finishing her fan comics.
Other sources: It's cross-posted to Deviantart (where her username is Autographmanga) and to Fanon.co (where her username is Xuelianchi).
(https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/122277612)
Stolen by UntappedChaos | Link (FFN)
Language: English
World/setting: canon world
Status: complete
Rating: T (lime)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: A widowed Sakura doesn't know that her husband is actually Itachi (who has killed Sasuke) hiding behind a genjutsu.
Wordcount: 642 words
My commentary: Short, twisted, and very good.
(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3551019/1/Stolen)
Strip by Helena (AKA _thesadist_) | Link (Livejournal)
Language: English
World/setting: canon world
Status: complete
Rating: M (lemon)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: Sakura, who is a hunter-nin, has been captured while trying to infiltrate an Akatsuki meeting. Itachi has her all to himself…
Wordcount: 4378 words
My commentary: "Plot, what plot?!" with decent smut.
(https://fanfic-no-jutsu.livejournal.com/3341.html)
(https://archive.ph/ZP00Z)
Her decision by S. Lullaby | Link (FFN)
World/setting: canon world
Status: complete
Rating: M (lime, violence)
Squicks/triggers: mild violence
Summary: Sakura is being held captive by Akatsuki. Every night Itachi tries to seduce her, and she's on the brink of giving in...
Wordcount: 2000 words
My commentary: A disturbing and satisfying oneshot.
(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3596451/1/10)
Thicker than blood by Kimikoyuki | Link (FFN)
World/setting: canon world
Status: dead fic
Rating: M (lemon)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: Sakura is married to Sasuke, in a loveless marriage. One night during a stroll Itachi intercepts her. They begin an affair. And then Sasuke notices odd changes in his wife's behavior…
Wordcount: 22898 words.
My commentary: The six chapters written are really good. Even though the ending is open the last chapter is a satisfying conclusion.
(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3217515/1/9)
To want an Uchiha by Thedarkunicorn | Link (FFN)
Language: English
World/setting: canon world, non-mass
Status: complete
Rating: T (lime)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: Sakura has arranged a tryst/hot date with Itachi, but when she shows up at his house he isn't there. Instead, Sasuke is there. There's a twist.
Wordcount: 2000 words
My commentary: It's a very good take on the “Sasuke ignores Sakura's overtures, but Itachi jumps at the chance to get into her panties” plot. And a character is revealed to be a troll.
(https://www.fanfiction.net/s/4969391/1/To-Want-An-Uchiha)
Olhos famintos ("Hungry eyes") by Aurora Gemini | Link (Spiritfanfiction)
Language: Brazilian Protuguese
World/setting: canon world, non-mass
Status: complete
Rating: M (lemon)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: Sakura is married to Sasuke and living with her in-laws. She really misses sex when Sasuke is away on a mission. One day she's stuck at home with her brother-in-law, who stares at her intensely…
Wordcount: about 3800 words.
My commentary: One of the most in-character non-massacre fics. The UST is really good.
(https://www.spiritfanfiction.com/historia/olhos-famintos-itasaku-20159011/capitulos/20159084)
(https://web.archive.org/web/20241120173243/https://www.spiritfanfiction.com/historia/olhos-famintos-itasaku-20159011/capitulos/20159084)
Culpable ("Guilty") by Jessii_97 | Link (Wattpad)
Language: Spanish
World/setting: canon world
Status: complete
Rating: M (lemon, mild violence)
Squicks/triggers: none
Summary: Itachi becomes obsessed with Sakura and ends up abducting her. He ends up seducing her. And then Sasuke rescues her and notices something is off…
Wordcount: N/A, 17 chapters
My commentary: It isn't a well-written story, but it's really good cheesy, trashy fun. It has two possible endings (one SasuSaku and the other one ItaSaku). I've archived the fic chapter by chapter on archive.today (archive.ph, archive.is)
(https://www.wattpad.com/870455909-itasaku-y-sasusaku-culpable-%E2%99%A1introducci%C3%B3n%E2%99%A1)
Authors who are still in the fandom: Xuelianchi, AuroraGemini, Jesii_97. AuroraGemini hasn't written any new ItaSaku stories, but she responds to reviews/comments (on AO3 and on Spiritfanfiction). Jesii_97 claims she wants/plans to start writing again. Xuelianchi is still working on Dango. She's active on Deviantart, Tumblr, and Facebook.
Mahi-Mahi doesn't write Naruto fanfics anymore, but she is still writing Bleach stories. She writes Ulquiorra/Orihime (she recently finished a longfic about them) and Grimmjow/Orihime. She's recently written a One Piece fic. She only posts on FFN.
Mihkail revitalized the fandom back in 2013. He's currently writing two ItaSaku longfics (“To duel with fate” and “Tempered in fire”). He posts on both FFN and AO3.
Who is this radioactive turd you should block, mute, and avoid?
She is uglyness! She is lack of talent! She is undiluted stupidity! She is having no life whatsoever! She goes by many names. On FFN she is Daastan_go (FFN user ID: 9641605) and ctt (FFN user ID: 152947). Check out the reviews for ctt's stories. Most of the people leaving positive reviews are additional sockpuppets of hers. On Tumblr she is dushman-e-jaan. On AO3 she is Daastan_go and badgirl_61 (AO3 user ID: 2620498). She has several sockpuppets on Reddit as well.
Her specialties are the following:
1) Writing really deranged hate fics (against Sakura, or against the ItaSaku ship) and posting them with a misleading summary and tags (sometimes with misleading genres and ratings as well). She does this both on FFN and AO3.
2) Leaving long-winded hypercritical reviews on Sakura-centric and ItaSaku stories she hasn't read. She does this mainly on FFN.
3) Harassing writers who are more popular and talented than her.
4) Garbage post kid antics in Discord servers. She joined one of the KakaSaku Discord servers and posted gross images to all of the channels. Her shitty behavior contributed to that server's demise.
Her tricks on AO3 include changing the dates of her old fics so that they'll show up at the start of the page/tag again. She does that regularly. Pairing tags she spams: ItaSaku, SasuSaku, Shisui/Sakura, NaruSaku, ItaSakuShi, MadaSaku.
The troll is also a wuss who loves to dish it out but can't take it. The turd is over-sensitive about the anus it came out of.
Now don't get me wrong. The troll turd has its virtues. For instance, it writes ten sextillion times better than Athelise and his horde of sockpuppets/fart-sniffers (ten sextillion by zero is still zero). These two should co-write a fic. The result would be:
Disclaimer: my dislike of this person has everything to do with their actions, character, and beliefs. It has nothing to do with their sex, gender, gender identity, race, ethnicity, national origin, culture, religious affiliation, sexual orientation, disability status, mental health status, family status, employment status, profession, veteran status, or marital status.
Our enemies are frail snowflakes, and we'll win.
Let's keep the sex and win going!