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[no-droids]

All chapters are NSFW and contain smut. 18+ only.

The Rough Day Series (Ongoing):

1. Rough Day || 2. Heaven in Hyperspace || 3. Negotiation Skills || 4. Rest || 5. Of Metal and Men || 6. A Show of Good Faith || 7. Rushed || 8. The Floor is Better || 9. Brown Eyes || 10. Just the Translator || 11. Promise Me (It’s Yours) || 12. Beginner’s Luck || 13. Kar’taylir || 14. Whenever You Want || 15. Out of a Trillion || 16. Ask Me Again Tomorrow || 17. Whispers of You || 18. Home

Related Works: 

I. Untitled Rough Day Backstory Drabble || II. The Mandalorian NSFW Alphabet

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The Locked Door Series (Complete):

1. Why is the Girl Here? || 2. Dove

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The Bet Series (Complete):

1. Mercy, Sabotage, and Dead Space || 2. Rumors, Freebies, and a Race for Last Place

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Oneshots:

I. The Sun on Both Sides

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Oneshots: 

I. The Secret

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[whooissthissdivaa]

The jurgen leitner hate is real

[renaithri]

save me characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation…..characters doing fucked up things out of self-preservation save me………..

[renaithri]

save me character who made an undeniably terrible decision but man i dont know what i would have done either………

[planefood]

When was the last time you ate something green and NO GREEN M&M'S DON'T COUNT

[evilwizard]

alright that’s it im going back inside my cursed crystal

[breelandwalker]

Persuasion Powder

Intent: To make your words ring true with your listeners, to sway them to your point of view without directly commanding, to make your arguments strong and get your point across in a convincing fashion. Ingredients:

Wild Cherry Bark

Marshmallow Root

Galangal Root

Cloves

Allspice

Orris Root

Materials:

Mortar & Pestle

Funnel

Mesh Strainer

Collection Dish

Container

Grind each ingredient separately for several minutes to produce fine powder. Sieve the material through the mesh strainer into the collection dish; this removes the larger ungrindable pieces and gives you cleaner powdered herb. (Pro-Tip: Putting a funnel under the strainer helps reduce lost material.) For the Wild Cherry Bark, Marshmallow Root, and Galangal Root, retain the leftover large pieces that don’t make it through the strainer. You can use this for loose incense or charm bags later. Remember, witchlings: waste not, want not! (If you don’t have Marshmallow or Galangal Root handy, plain sugar and cinnamon will suffice.) Combine the component powders in the collection dish, mix well, and bottle immediately. Sprinkle a little pinch in your shoes before going to important meetings or interviews, or any time you feel like you might need your arguments to have a little extra oomph. This powder can also be used in any spellwork intended to achieve the same result.

[clickbeetle]

a lot of pieces of media will show characters catching fireflies with just their bare hands. in some cases they will just land on the persons fingers. to gently be placed inside of a jar..

for people who live in areas who don’t have fireflies, i want you to know that is not made up or exaggerated for those scenes. fireflies are really like that. they are slow and not cautious at all. while camping i would just walk up to one flying in the air and grab it. and it would sit on my hands like “oh ok.” they are my friends.

[clickbeetle]

also i think it’s funny when fireflies are portrayed as round light bulb-ish shapes. they are skinny.

[clickbeetle]

also their butts are yellow even when not lit up. they’re not just all black until suddenly lighting up yellow! they always got little yellow asses!

[clickbeetle]

they are such friends

[exceptionerroralex]

fireflies our beloveds <3

[toasty-bat]

Thought people might appreciate this video I got of a firefly that landed on my mom’s ring and sat there flashing for about a good minute or two. They really are just like that

[headspace-hotel]

I've had to let a couple people know that fireflies are in fact real.

If you're one of todays lucky ten thousand, i'm happy for you. The world is a marvelous place <3

[littlebirdofprey]

Jaal: I'm in a bad place right now

Jaal: not mentally I'm just on Kadara

[sympateawithsugar]

Happy birthday, ME:A! 🥳🎂🍻 My love for you is strong

dialogue is from gravity falls

[refreshingandvivacious]

Well if this isn’t me I don’t know what is.

[who-is-riley]

Jaal at first contact: I am Efvra's killswitch. If anyone on this ship steps out of line you won't be waking up tomorrow.

Jaal, one day later:

[missjamiekaye]

Jaal is friggin’ delightful and makes me smile. Sticker soon?

[pignk]

[redandbluebracket]

This might be my favorite submission so far

[alex-the-creature]

this is gonna turn into a dredge fanblog i swear

[aberrantundead]

Life Transference

3rd-level necromancy

You sacrifice some of your health to mend another creature’s injuries. You take 4d8 necrotic damage, which can’t be reduced in any way, and one creature of your choice that you can see within range regains a number of hit points equal to twice the necrotic damage you take.

Art by nesy_hide.

[ekbelsher]

I’ve always wanted to draw hanging wisteria :) 

Rough sketch –> Line art –> Digital flats –> Finished art (watercolour + Photoshop)