Uranium.inc

[uranium-inc]

Both pride month and men's mental health month being the same month implies that the only way for man to truly be healthy is if theyre at least a little fruity.

[therealerrorsansblog]

What ratio do you like your tea🇬🇧☕️✨️

I like my tea

48% milk

42% tea water

10% sugar

:3

I have no idea if that's correct I'm gonna need a British person to confirm this

@uranium-inc

[uranium-inc]

That is... way too much milk. It should be about 15% milk at the max

[uranium-inc]

bappy hirthday

I appreciate i! Thanks toast!!

[meowmeowpspsps]

Reblog and put your evil name a la Darkiplier and Antisepticeye in the tags

[official-cisphobe]

here's a random word generator--whatever word it gives you is now the thing you are the deity of

[halogen-awawawa]

holy shit I’m the god of the future

[leafwing-life]

Well damn I'm god of hate that's out of character

[halogen-awawawa]

I mean

fits ur pfp /silly

[lynxexists980]

Negligence what the fuck is that supposed to mean huh generator

[princeofthedark]

God of panic

Yeah seems right

[ajolteonnamedsparky]

God of case whatever the hell that means <3

[whitestreamrct2]

God of the Wilderness!

@zeldafloof @maplethedarkshine @moonflower-wings-of-fire and anyone else; too lazy to tag

[zeldafloof]

God of frame. Idk.

I'ma do one tag. @the-bone-eating-vulture-kirin why not.

[th3deadmanwalking]

I already did this n got god of illness but oh well

God of study.

Wrong.

[small-bottle-of-expired-milk]

I am the God of Order.

[uranium-inc]

God of attraction... that makes the least sense

[therealerrorsansblog]

Error its someones birthday today and ill blow this whole building up if you dont say happy birthday

HAPPY BIRTHDAY @azurvee I'M ON THE BIT TOO NOW

[azurvee]

Why are you three like thissssssssss now i have to do something on @uranium-inc's birthday

[uranium-inc]

Lets not be too hasty now

[azurvee]

ITS THIS FOXES BIRTHDAY TODAY AND YOU BETTER CLAP AND CHEER OR ILL BLOW THIS WHOLE BUILDING UP

Wha-? You may be my brother, yes, but don't you dare-

[uranium-inc]

My rules and forgiving and easy to follow

[apolloendymion]

since mrs, ms, and mr are all descended from the latin word magister, i propose the gender neutral version should be mg, short for "mage"

[apolloendymion]

some people think this is a shitpost so i want to clarify that i am dead fucking serious. make mage the official gender neutral honorific NOW. i want it on my passport. i want it on my bank account. i want doctors and judges to use it for me. i don't care if it sounds a little silly. people thought "missus" sounded crass at first. call me mg.

[apolloendymion]

benefits of mg:

easy to pronounce, even for children (though kids 4 & younger may pronounce it more like "mayd" or "maygh")

ONE SYLLABLE!!! ("individual" is too goddamn LONG.) you have to be able to say it quickly and casually

ends in a soft consonant sound, so it'll flow right into the next word ("ind" halts the whole sentence)

fits neatly into the existing structure as a relative of master/mistress that can be abbreviated down to an m and one other letter

distinct enough that it can't be mistaken for either gendered term (if you call me mix I'll kill you. it sounds like miss with extra steps)

wizard.

drawbacks:

there aren't any

yes, i know about milligrams and magnesium. i don't give a shit. ms can also mean microsoft. who cares.

[uranium-inc]

Wait chat this is the best idea since undertale

[uranium-inc]

FUUUUUUUCCCKKK WRATH I HATE YOU! YOUR ON 1 HP JUST DIE ALREADY

[uranium-inc]

I FUCKING DID IT CHAT!!! THAT TOOK WAY TOO LONG

[uranium-inc]

FUUUUUUUCCCKKK WRATH I HATE YOU! YOUR ON 1 HP JUST DIE ALREADY

[uranium-inc]

Who was gonna warn me that mosquitos are the most annoying enemy in existance while your doing a hard mode run??

[honey002]

In regards of the Trump government scraping all trans inclusion in its queer information portion of its websites I have made this thing. Spread the word. Don't let them pretend we never existed.

P.S: Don't like! Reblog! <3

EDIT: Well this got a lot of attention! I got a few users asking to print or repost my art and I am unimaginably grateful to everyone's interest, especially since it's a really simple drawing I made on a whim haha! Anyone who is looking to print these out to hang or hand out or repost on another platform is free to do so, although I ask you to credit me and let people know it's from my Tumblr profile! If anyone wishes to do anything else with my art or post and wants to clarify what I consent to then they can message me privately and I'll explain! <333 all my love to my queer siblings

EDIT: I made an LGBTQIA+ version with a focus on trans and intersex folks, it's on my pinned if you prefer this version of the acronym.

[uranium-inc]

I dont know whats up with america rn but i agree

[uranium-inc]

Now that i think about it, its really disrespectful to assume a vampire will kill you on site cuz like we need food to live but you dont see us devour an entire apple tree just cuz so why do we sterotype vampires

[entertainingfaith]

I'M DOING AN EXPERIMENT

To prove something to a friend, please

REBLOG IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

LIKE IF YOU THINK ASEXUALS DON’T BELONG IN LGBTQ+ SPACES

[spacexualkids]

:)

[ladyofthefanart]

REBLOGGING SO HARD.

[ciel-of-vault-111]

Muscle memory fighting so hard not to like and Reblog and ONLY REBLOG OMG

[draconixwingforged]

Mood. I usually Like and Reblog, but not this time

Just reblogging

[mysterious-autistic-norse-angel]

must reblog only its so annoying nto liking but ill do it

[ghostlybluetrain]

WAIR SHIT I DIDN’T MEAN TI LIKE

[do-not-u-dare]

AAAAAAAAAA I’m betting most of the likes are accidents

[abel-official]

REBLOG

[algae122]

REBLOG DON’T LIKE I LIKED ON ACCIDENT

[montgomeryward]

REBLOG CHAT REBLOG

[uranium-inc]

UHH REBLOG IDK MAN ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS

[pukicho]

No one ever considers me when they're doing stuff that's completely irrelevant to me

[uranium-inc]

Ive taken this into consideration and after careful deliberation ive decided to... still not consider you. Hope you feel better now!

[wawamono]

spin

[lightbluedaisie-deactivated2022]

The urge to bother my mutuals

[lightbluedaisie-deactivated2022]

[jaynotwayne]

reblog if it’s okay for your mutuals to bother you <3