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background and pfp are public domain of the painter Thomas Cole

[creatureofalatau]

happy 6/7

[uranium-mushroom]

Dispare for you

[creatureofalatau]

you’re such a buzzkill ughhhh just do it bro

[uranium-mushroom]

Never, my vows remain strong

[uranium-mushroom]

Besides, it's 7/6

[creatureofalatau]

USAmerican date format is more pathetic and humiliating than all the brainrot the internet has ever conceived of

[uranium-mushroom]

It's written like it's spoken, maybe the other ways of weighting make sence in French or Russian, or Khazaq, but in the US we're honest and we write it as we say it un like the Brittish suck ups.

[creatureofalatau]

happy 6/7

[uranium-mushroom]

Dispare for you

[creatureofalatau]

you’re such a buzzkill ughhhh just do it bro

[uranium-mushroom]

Never, my vows remain strong

[uranium-mushroom]

Besides, it's 7/6

[creatureofalatau]

happy 6/7

[uranium-mushroom]

Dispare for you

[creatureofalatau]

you’re such a buzzkill ughhhh just do it bro

[uranium-mushroom]

Never, my vows remain strong

[creatureofalatau]

happy 6/7

[uranium-mushroom]

Dispare for you

[raccoonmilf]

Why does my dad text like this??? Who taught him this??

[djadecutie]

bro what did blue do to deserve this man

[smelly-rat-draws]

They what on the what for our what😭

[the-solar-moth]

I gots tumblr on my phone now >:)

[uranium-mushroom]

Fuck yeah

[iamthekaijuking]

This show had ZERO fucking oversight it’s actually good

They’re all nonbinary

There’s an entire section of just among us VR

The animation for the imposter is noticeably better than the rest of the show

There’s a 12 Angry Men bit

Most of the crewmates hate capitalism

There’s completely unnecessary amounts of blood and sorta brutal deaths

The characters cuss and occasionally flip each other off

Absolutely dumb visual gags

There’s an entire half an episode where they get high on oxygen deprivation and hamster pile naked

During that same bit one of the crew mates is just played by a guy in an inflatable costume in front of a green screen

And all of it is just played completely fucking straight

[yellowlartdump]

"Honey help I tried putting the child to sleep with a soothing car ride and now he's more excited than ever"

... and Bubble needs to pee

[bughuntermusic]

It’s pride month, you know what that means.

The L stands for Lions

[the-solar-moth]

I wish men had periods.

[uranium-mushroom]

What did you do!?

[uncempasuchil]

Coat of arms of my empire really liked how it turned out. As someone with no bias I say they should add a cempasúchil as an emblem or as some individuals call it a marigold.

[jan-jan-binks]

Sacha Baron Cohen you will start coughing in 2 days

[uranium-mushroom]

Thought #loath was a fandom acronym for a sec

[ogorodami]

I’m gonna start posting things like “Sansa loves her family so much, she misses all of them, even Arya. She really really hopes at least some of them still live, even if it’s that fuckass Arya”.

[uranium-mushroom]

[vatumpalatii]

you’re the queen of the superficial,

and how long before you tell the truth?

Nyx and Orin

They’re so (down) bad for each other

[isuggestlandback]

If you ever wondered why they call tattoos and piercings "unprofessional" and "unsophisticated"

Source: Lainey Molnar