Moldycheeseonsoggytoast

[who-what-when]

You were perfect!!, if only the algorithm hadn't fail you!!

[thelandofmemes]

What the hell… 😭

[thememedaddy]

[uraverageimp]

Didn't have to call me out like that.. :/

[captainbutterbuns]

I'm just not going to explain this, so just enjoy or whatever.

[williamaftonxreader]

STARBURST IS LIKE OTP OK

Idfc who you think you are but if you don’t understand why I ship these two wHO arE yOU 

REBLOG IF YOU SHIP IT!!!

[lagueuledesaturne]

MLP OTPs

Maud x Mudbriar

Sugar Belle x Big Mac

Pinkie Pie x Cheese Sandwich

Starlight Glimmer x Sunburst

Fluttershy x Discord

Sandbar x Yona

[lolliudo]

i am a starburst truther ... !

[catchymemes]

[uraverageimp]

Real

[jellyjamheadobb]

[uraverageimp]

WHAT?! NO... WAS I ND THE WHOLE TIME?! NO IM NT GUYS!! IM NT!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOO--!!!!!

[thedankmemes]

[uraverageimp]

Me too blind bengal, Me too.

[arbuzyansky]

Wrong Adam 💔💔

[uraverageimp]

Self love amiright fellas?? No, seriously, they should kiss fr (/j)

[fluff-pillow]

Bug lady

[uraverageimp]

Mother.

[saltwaffle]

full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009

[jetru]

remember when writers had to be all like: “omg omg lemon starts HERE” y’all are lucky that ao3 has tags and filters you can set

[domicileensnared]

Sometimes shit was marked “lemon” and it’d just be them making out, and sometimes they’d just start pissing on each other

No rules, no laws, you took your life into your hands opening fics

[frostyemma]

A/N: this contains SLASH, that means TWO MEN, if that makes you uncomfy, DON’T READ!

A/N: please don’t sue me, o anime overlords, I’m not making any money off of this! I’m just a broke student! I don’t have any money!

A/N: I totally wrote this while high off 10 Red Bulls wheeeeeee!!!!!

A/N: COMMENT if you want me to continue the next chappy!!!

[raimagnolia]

No, no, no

remember when there’d be interactions with the author and the characters?

InuYasha: I don’t get why I have to be here for this

A/N: Because it was in your contract!!1!1 *revs chainsaw*

[janekfan]

god those were lawless times. 

[the-apocryphal-one]

[dittomander]

if eoa had been bigger then I think Esteban would've been a viable candidate for a tumblr sexyman

[uraverageimp]

Dude's literally qualified for it like he ticks every box on the checklist

✔ handsome

✔ cute

✔ has a nice voice

✔ well dressed/fashionable

✔ trauma

✔ pathetic

✔ wet cat/poor little meow meow 😿

✔ needs therapy

✔ ptsd

✔ Has problems

✔ I WANTO SQUEEZE HIM SO BADLY AND FLAIL HIM AROUND RAHHHHHHHHHH

✔ dumb

✔ Dilf/Zaddy

✔ 🤭🤭😻😻😻

[lilacthebooklover]

EoA Incorrect Quotes... But The Names Are Randomised By A Generator

Victor, in Shuriki’s window: I thought I’d find you here! Mateo, climbing past Victor: WE COULD HAVE USED THE DOOR-

Ash: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder? Naomi: Well, it’s frowned upon. Ash: Okay, but what if the reason you want to murder someone is to make your life easier? Ash: That’s okay, right?

Mateo, digging his grave: Long story short, this is my grave.......Want me to make you one too?

Armando: Guys! I found a 100 dollar bill! Armando: *looks around* ….Should I keep it? Elena: Armando, just do the right thing. Victor: And put in your bag. Elena: No—

Shuriki: When I said you should try being friendlier this isn't what I meant. Carla, stirring a cup of tea aggressively: Oh, so now I'm TOO friendly? There's no pleasing you. Ash, who broke into their house an hour ago: Two sugars please. Carla: Coming right up.

Carla: Ugh, the printer broke while printing out Esteban's birthday invitations. Naomi: Well, what are they supposed to say? Carla: "Esteban's birthday". Naomi: So, what do they say instead? Carla: "Esteban’s bi". Naomi: Naomi: Works out either way.

Gabe: My only talent is being stress. Luisa: Don't you mean stressed? Gabe: No.

Dona Paloma, wiping tears from their eyes: If you love someone, set them free. If they come back, it’s meant to be… Isabel: I’m literally just going to the store.

*Dona Paloma is in the kitchen and they hear a crash from the living room* Dona Paloma, running into the living room: WHAT ON EARTH HAPPENED HERE?!?! Esteban, looking at the broken TV screen and the remote on the floor: I was trying to throw the remote onto the TV stand! Dona Paloma: And Shuriki didn’t stop you?! Esteban, pointing at a sleeping Shuriki: She's been asleep for the past three hours. Victor, walking in, oblivious to the situation: Hey guys- Victor, realizing: Wait, is the TV broken? Why?! Dona Paloma, pointing at Esteban: He threw the remote onto the TV stand. Victor: Come on! That’s the 5th time this week and it’s 2 in the morning on a Tuesday! Shuriki, waking up to see the situation: *yawns* How long was I out? Shuriki, seeing the broken TV: OH GOSH NOT AGAIN! ESTEBAN, I TOLD YOU NOT TO! Esteban: You were asleep! And I always take a window of opportunity when I see it! Dona Paloma and Victor, in unison: But you broke the- Esteban: My work here is done. If anyone asks, I was never here. *dashes out of the living room*

Francisco: What if we were stranded on a desert island? Who would you eat? Naomi: Mateo. Francisco: So fast? Wh-what about me? I would eat you! Naomi: That’s very nice, I guess. Francisco: Why wouldn’t you eat me? I’m your best friend. Naomi: Look, if other people are having some, I’ll try you.

Dona Paloma: How would you like your coffee? Luisa: As dark and as bitter as my soul. Dona Paloma, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!

Elena: So, I've been thinking Isabel- Isabel: That's dangerous.

Mateo, acting tough: You guys don't want to mess with me. Gabe: Yeah, Mateo will straight up cry in public. Don't try him. Mateo: Exactly, I will straight up- Mateo: Mateo, tearing up: Gabe, why would you say that?!

Shuriki: Elena is okay. Armando: She's okay? She said she was going to break my legs! And don't tell me she didn't mean it, okay?! 'Cause she gave me the mackerel eyes, she meant it! Shuriki: Armando, Elena threatened me. She threatens Carla every day. She probably threatened Luisa before breakfast this morning. It's what she does. Grow a pair.

Francisco: Hey, wanna hear a funny joke? Isabel: I only like dark humor. Francisco, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle? Isabel: Francisco: An IMPASTA!

Shuriki: I'm not doing too well. Isabel: What's wrong? Shuriki: I have this headache that comes and goes. *Mateo enters the room* Shuriki: There it is again.

Carla: So, you lied to me? Fiero: That depends on how you define lying. Carla: Well, I define it as not telling the truth. How do you define it? Fiero: Um, reclining your body in a horizontal position?

Naomi: Esteban, don’t go picking a fight with Gabe. Don’t forget, he's powerful, he could make life difficult for you. Esteban: Wow, I wonder what it'd be like to have a difficult life.

Isabel: I drink to forget but I always remember. Carla: You're drinking orange juice.

Esteban: Oh no! I’m doomed! Isabel: Seriously? All you have to do is not insult Dona Paloma at her own memorial service. Esteban: Exactly! It’s impossible!

(I really want the stories behind these adlsjflhk)

[uraverageimp]

Some of these are kinda accurate ngl 💀

[reverseavalor]

So, how does sort of new friends has Estaban made during his time back?

Elena: He looked so happy to pick his own horse! Even tho I told him Valiente was a difficult one.

Victor: They are a match made in heaven then, heh.

Elena: Victor…

[uraverageimp]

WHATS HAPPENING TO ME I'M.. I'M!- 👩🏻🚶🏻‍♀️->🐴🐎

[ad-wills]

[uraverageimp]

Real