Greetings from Hell

My life is tragic

[microtear-deactivated20181213]

Carbs? Love her

[meanplastic]

[unshrink]

me every morning:

[meladoodle]

[arabaquarian-deactivated2016010]

According to National Geographic, this is what the average American will look like in the year 2050

[greasers-or-greasers]

so we’re all gonna look like Handsome Squidward? 

[confirmance]

do you ever like randomly wake up in the middle of the night check your social networks then go back to sleep 

[gnarly]

highkey i just wanna get kissed

[sexanax]

dont catch feelings you’ll die

[sexanax]

no offense but why am i a dumb bitch who doesnt take her own advice

[iglovequotes]

[westsaintpaulpanerawhore]

tbh…. I hate communicating….. we can only be friends if u can read my mind…..

[marieannelise]

When there’s too much shit you need to get done at once

[mybloodkink]

*someone threatens me with a knife* Me: joke’s on you, now I’m horny

[petitfrenchie]

[drapetomania]

Hi-fiveing after sex because you were both so awesome.

[cozyafternoons]

*slaps ass* “hit the showers kid, good game”

[volcainist]

This is me 100%

[ghay]

hang on i have to respond to this

[onlytwitterpics]

[wev]

do u ever just see a boy…. and you’re like.:… wow…..i wouldn’t mind if he kissed me………

[lmaoalien]

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

[accioheadcanons-blog]

“i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg”