Urban Fruitcake

Sophie. 18. Book lover. Cat mother. Donut addict. "If you ever find yourself in the wrong story, leave."

[roxilalonde-deactivated20251105]

my favorite trope maybe ever is the shitty witch. the witch who doesnt give a fuck about atmosphere or anything. if you ask her for an energy potion she’ll make you coffee with redbull in it and toss in a few herbs for flavor. her spellbook is this crusty ass 50-cent journal she picked up at walmart with coupons wedged between the pages. uses a candlestick for a wand. her familiar is a rabid squirrel she picked up off the street that exclusively dines on raw meat. probably owns a set of brass knuckles. they’re not enchanted or anything she just likes to do things the old-fashioned way sometimes

[disparition]

and when Persephone was in the underworld she ate just one bite of avocado toast and so, from thence forth, was cursed to never own a home

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

People who prefer hot weather: Snow and ice are a pain, and the cold is just kind of uncomfortable even when you wrap up, you know?

People who prefer cold weather: MY SKIN LITERALLY MELTS OFF EVERY SUMMER I AM A FUCKING HUMAN SOUP AS WE SPEAK

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

you wouldn’t believe how many people reblogged this to whine about hot weather in the tags.

[nucleic-friend-deactivated20171]

too cold? put on another layer!

too hot? change into thinner clothes!

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? uh, get naked I guess?

still too cold? put on another layer!

still too hot? Ţ̡̜̮̗̟̯͘ͅA̛͈͎̤͙̳̦̱̜̺̪K̢̻̥̥̥̪̙̜̩̗̼̤̻̻͖͍̜͈͉͠ͅE̟͕̩͔̪͓͔̥̦͇̣͇̳͕͉͜ͅ ̠̝̥̖̭̦̼́͝O̩̦͓̠͉̲̲̱̪̹̻̼̭̯͎͈̕͢F̷̸̢̛̙͇͔̜̙̮̗̲̤͇̯͡F̧̨̱̤̲̫͕͔̼̭͙̠̙͙̹̻ͅ ҉̫̠͓̙̠͔̕͜͠Y͡҉̴̘̭̬̳́O̶̶̧͚̞̣̯̩̫̜̩͉̤͎͖̖͟ͅU̶̵̺̠̪̘̱̮̮̙̻͈̣̦̭͠͝͞R̨҉̦̺͓̩̺͖̘̪̥̺͚̱͚͔̪͓̖̰ ̷̸̺͇̳͇̖̥̻̳͚̗̥͙̪̣́S̡̞̳͖̭̯͉̻̠͔̥̹̫̣̼̹͇͜K͏̧͍̪̗̖̜̫̙̱̫͈̟̝̮͈̻̺̯̟̠̀Į̧̙͙͔̠͖̟̕͝Ǹ͖͎̳͍̪̱̞͇̺̘̩͘͜͠

[the-mighty-birdy-deactivated202]

The cold is easily shut out, the heat is inescapable hell

[magicalism]

You can wear fur coats, you can’t wear ice suits

[bled]

[doafhat]

[chloe-reads-deactivated20190504]

trying to stick to a book buying ban

[wnq-movies]

You know it’s love when all you want is that person to be happy, even if you’re not part of their happiness.

Julia Roberts (via wnq-movies)

[theclivechronicles]

I don’t know if I was in a particularly receptive mood or whether it was the day, but this afternoon the trees and the sky and everything had quite an extraordinary effect on me.

C.S. Lewis // All My Road Before Me (via theclivechronicles)

[deconsecration-deactivated20170]

JAN 1ST DIDN’T WORK OUT SO FEB 8TH NEW YEAR NEW ME

[luciensfox]

[mishacolins]

[wordsnquotes]

I knew it wasn’t too important, but it made me sad anyway.

J.D. Salinger, The Catcher in the Rye (via wordsnquotes)

[bookswithdylanw]

[ssabd]

[clockworkbibliophile]

pillow by @bookwormboutique 💘

[fuckosexual]

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

[exceptionals]

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say

[mairio]

You’re stronger than you believe. Don’t let your fear own you. Own yourself.

Michelle Hodkin, The Evolution of Mara Dyer (via iso-la)