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I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

twinsfawn

baby i could treat you so good you just have to get past my strange and off-putting demeanor and my kubrick stare and my inability to behave like a human and the 40 layers of icy fortress walls i have up and answer my riddles three

thecollectibles

A Prayer by lei min

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Cute Duck w Hat Crochet Pattern PDF by CrochetByKelsieG

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Phone Wallpapers

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Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse

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RadenWA is honestly a hero for these

they're got even more than these, too!

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Just so you know… There is no “the queen”. Why?

There are so, so many queens.

They make up half of the human population.

We call them “women”.

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And I am a loyal knight fighting for all of them. I slaughtered a dragon for women today, actually. Here’s a picture

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randalkirkland

THE LOST BOYS (1987) dir. Joel Schumacher

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Ponyo (2008)

lesbiantorao

"I... don't like my brother."

stealingpotatoes

i hauve a cold

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geardrops

ok but alaska and san diego

are technically in the same country

arrowheadedbitch

Ok but Alaska is also bigger than most countries

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Art by Helder ALMEIDA

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lordofno

Okay but I went and found the clip and NOTHING could prepare your for this man’s delivery.

yeahiwasintheshit

Right right… you kids prob didn’t grow up knowin emo phillips like we did… lol… funny to think that I posted this years ago and everytime I see a notification and re read the post to laugh cause it’s so damn funny, I always hear it in his voice, and a vast majority of y’all have (had) no idea lol

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Emo Phillips delivery style has been described as being “like he takes a handful of random pills before going on stage, and they all kick in at different times”

And yes, once you’ve heard his voice, you will never unhear it when you read his act.

I remember the first act of his I saw, which included the never to be forgotten:

I was an only child… eventually And When I was a kid, my favourite time of the year was waking up to see that magical first snowfall. The delicate snowflakes landing gently on the window, tracing intricate patterns. I’d yell “Yippee! Snow!” and run up to the front door and shout “You know the deal… You have to let me in now.”