800 lb Krogan Airdrop

♂ | ♊ | NY | ♥ He/Him/his hi im allen and i mostly just reblog stuff (im on a huge bioware kick rn so beware) occasionally i art and write fics arigatou for visiting fc: 4055 - 2961 - 2575

[metalslugx-deactivated20220413]

I THOUGHT SMEGMA WAS THE NAME OF THAT FIRE SLUG POKEMON AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[farvann]

a vampire giving themselves a pep talk to a mirror that has a crudely drawn picture of themselves that they drew taped to it

[jamiebythesea]

[sailorcuba]

why is the sims so addictive but only for a short amount of time??? like all u do is play the sims u don’t sleep u don’t eat it’s like you’re on drugs for around two days and then forget about it for the next whole year

[tasmanianstripes]

God creating Adam and Eve then fucking off for the rest of the eternity like

[deanky]

[gaycop]

[salamanderperch-deactivated2021]

if any of you have ever wondered what my life outside of tumblr is like here’s your answer

[nirvanah]

Oliver Hibert

[t00nt0wn]

[frammyjammy]

Best pink boi.

[melonmemes]

[lunah-goodbye]

growing up reading fantasy books was such a bust cause your whole life you’re left wanting more from life and like there’s something missing and you’re just waiting for that missing part to begin but it’s never gonna come

[lunah-goodbye]

[dndaddyissues]

[acidashido]

*blows a kiss* for bi men

[anguset]

Knuckles is awesome

[benignmilitancy-deactivated2021]

[elbiotipo]

[milkpropaganda]

[deerfishing]

[thefloatingstone]

[mush-dooms]

me: “I have social anxiety”

what people hear: “I am a bit shy”

what the internet reads: “OwO cute shy boi,,must protecc!! hehe so quirky!1!!”

what social anxiety really is: taking months of knowing someone to feel comfortable enough to have a real conversation, your mind going blank during small talk, inability to participate in groups of more than three people, mentally rehearsing “simple” tasks such as ordering food or making a phone call and your heart racing anyway, constantly feeling watched, being afraid of getting places too early or too late, fear of being judged over the most random things (”is this a socially acceptable ice cream flavor to buy?” “what if they think my shampoo is weird” “will they hate me if I get up to throw my trash away?” “what if I emptied the dishwasher wrong!”), having panic attacks when you have to ask a teacher for help, constantly feeling left out or excluded even with friends, your hands shaking when you get called on in class, being overwhelmed in crowds and public transportation, disliking being touched, perpetual fear of disappointing those in authority, overall difficulty forming relationships, missing out on milestones or social events because you either have no friends to go with or know it will be overwhelming, preferring to be in groups of three so that conversation isn’t solely up to you, making so many everyday tasks so much more difficult than they need to be due to a crushing fear of being judged by random strangers you will literally never see again and needing to be seen as flawless

[teathattast]

[aimforrest]

me and the bois GETTIN EVOLVED

[teathattast]

when the vitamin gummies kick in

[essence-of-armbarring]

this is it. this is the only mood when you make a bad post on tumblr.com