DANI >:)

they/she I LOVE MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE

[uremogurl-dani]

i guess i never really made an about me post...

SO HERE YA GO!!!!

name: daniel/dani call me whatever

pronouns: he/it

fave colour: orange, purple, red

hobbies: kandi, drawing, drums, music

fandoms: mcr, dhmis, fnaf, furby, icp, misfits, system of a down

(but ill mostly post mcr because the special interest is real)

BRO I AM NEURODIVERGENT BE NICE

a good way to describe my vibe is imagine yellow guy from dhmis and current gerard way mixed together. that is me. just sprinkle some mania and transgenerism.

send me asks literally for anything, be annoying, i will be your tumblr bestie.

THIS IS A PRO-CRINGE BLOG

of course unless you’re in my dni, then please kindly fuck off. you are free to exist and have fun, just not with me.

DNI:

dream smp stans

people who like current p!atd

taylor swift fans

18+ blogs (im a minor no duh)

people who dislike the use of the f-slur (i dont like sticking to labels so i just call myself a faggot)

radfems, transmeds, transphobes (if you know you dont like me, dont interact no duh)

just if youre a generally bad person (racist, queerphobic, ableist, etc. cause you get it)

OKAY HAVE A NICE DAY!!

[uremogurl-dani]

he makes me want to puke all my guts out

[shinypocketknives-deactivated20]

so much hate on the dash rb to hug the person you reblogged this from <3

[onlytwitterpics]

[catoverlord]

[iamonlykidding-deactivated20210]

[ouchmyworm-deactivated20190708]

[verdeinvolumes-deactivated20190]

[braetsch]

[star-cocks-deactivated20181217]

[pastelburrito]

[jojomangaedits]

[rainbowgazes-archive]

[gamerphobic-deactivated20200727]

[thewomenandthechildren]

It’s time to activate it…

Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!

[aliiiiiiice]

[avocadosfromfigaro]

[chrono-meter-r]

CACKLING actually

[what-is-my-aesthetic]

When I wear my favorite outfit

[collide--withthe--sky]

[mister-girl]

If a movie isn’t spooky, sexy or camp I’m not watching it. It has to be one of the three at the very least or it’s not worth my time.

[fakenudes]

i think even more people should call taylor swift a climate criminal she got off too easy for that

[fangorn-forest]

funniest method to play music in the car: go

[fangorn-forest]

top responses so far

[sunrisecosmos]

#slide trombone player in the passenger seat#driver has to duck in time with the music

(via @praise-the-lord-im-dead)

praying my brother in law and sister never see this (trombonist married french horn player)

[mossbawn]

can we stop talking abt vaginas like they're disgusting. roast beef etc

[mossbawn]

if you're so disgusted by ur girlfriends vagina tht u tell her to get labiaplasty then i would recommend breaking up with her and going to live in a monastery for the rest of ur life. if that's how ur going to be then just never fuck again

[mossbawn]

you're not going to be so in favour of removing parts when i come at u with a knife

[1966loveminuszeronolimit]

[aropride]

ray toro. you agree

[aropride]

100K RAY TORO IMAGE!!!!!

[wingscanspeak]

I am going to eat this entire candy cane.

[nightowlsupreme]

You’re going to get a cavity

[wingscanspeak]

good

[wingscanspeak]

30 min later, not much progress. 

[wingscanspeak]

Its been an hour. I bit my tongue, my teeth hurts and I’m almost halfway done…

[casualfanboy]

One hour and half done. That’s impressive That takes real skill and perseverance

[wingscanspeak]

an hour and a half. my grandma called and I didnt take it so i could eat this… i hate everything

[wingscanspeak]

i’d rather be eating anything but this

[wingscanspeak]

two and a half hours…. my mouth will never taste normal again

[wingscanspeak]

3 fucking hours

I’ve tasted Satans asshole and it tastes like 3 hours of mint. 

[wingscanspeak]

Please. Please don’t bring this back.

[butchercat]

‘Tis the season.

[clausy4life-deactivated20190624]

It’s November

[killjoygem]

TO BE JOLLY

[taiscerayne2426]

I’ve tasted Satan’s asshole and it tasted like 3 hours of mint

[wingscanspeak]

Y’all can’t forget this for like one year can you

[ep-10]

I am concerned about some artists I have seen not knowing how to draw an analog clock properly, let alone knowing how to read one.

This is a lesson to teach anyone how to read an analog clock.

The answer will be in part 2.

Part 1 | Part 2 (TBA)

[nofuntour84]

[uremogurl-dani]

They baked him

OH MY GOODNESS THEY BAKED HIM

[evilwizard]

okay, skeletons have xylophones, demons have fiddles, ghosts have theremins and vampires have pipe organs. but what of the humble werewolf? what instrument does she get for her very own?

[chimera-posting]

Werewolves are vocalists. What instrument could rival her beautiful howl?

[cam-pteryx]

They’re in a band together