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steam repeatedly notifying you that a friend is booting up a game thats clearly not cooperating feels like ur sitting inside and someone outside keeps trying to rev up a lawnmower

mintbees

memorydatas

does anyone else remember when michaels (art supply company) accidentally made omegle again

shadowthian

when they What

memorydatas

michaels added a feature for a while in sept. 2020 where shoppers could ask questions that would be answered live by other shoppers anonymously. which led to some good michaels interactions.

plasmalink

The axe forgets. The tree forgets. The squirrels in the forest forget. Nobody remembers

plasmalink

post cancelled

whatmoredoyouwangfromme

I WAS GONNA SAY “this is funnier cause its not loading” BUT THEN MY SCREENSHOT CAME OUT CROOKED?!?!

IDK WHAT HAPPENED

plasmalink

a mere dutch angle is nowhere near enough to capture the depths of my insanity

daikaiju-arts

(Based on this!)

3ofusjust3

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joeyclaire

gaynfl-moved

STOP CENSORING YOURSELF ON THIS WEBSITE. FUCK SHIT SEX MURDER ALCOHOL DRUGS FAGGOT DYKE QUEER TRANS BITCH SLUT WHORE SEX SEX SEX SEX!!!!!!!!!!!

your-sleep-paraylis-demon

OK OK. UH UHHHH..... KILL?

gaynfl-moved

harvestspriteirl

waitingforthesunrise

Just realized that the reason I love making friends on tumblr is because it’s exactly how you make friends on the playground as a six year old. No, I don’t know their name but they love mermaids too and built this awesome sand castle. No, I don’t know their age but their imaginary cheetah is friends with mine. You like this show? You like this character?? You can sing the theme song really loud??? Here is a flower crown. Here is a juice box. You can share my time and I might never see you again but part of you stays in my soul forever. In my mind we’re still on the swing set and the sky is blue and nothing will ever be wrong again.

creative-anchorage

sycamorality

would anyone's imaginary cheetah be friends with mine...

arsonstick

my imaginary cheetah would be friends with yours

sycamorality

okay!

bleekay

had a fucked up dream i had a book that turned out could never be read again the same as the first time because each reread the characters became incrementally more aware that the events of the book had happened before and they were “reliving” it and i reread enough times that they became self aware, figured out they were in a book, acknowledged me as the reader, and some lost their minds or had existential crises, became violent to other characters or themselves, some begged me to never stop reading or they ceased to exist and others begged me to end it all stop reading and keeping them trapped in the endless loop of torment, and the literal only way to get the book back to its first run was to hand it off to someone else to read for the first time and for some reason i physically couldn’t tell anyone about it so i’d have to just hope whoever i gave it to would only read it once and i could never open the book again to check if they were okay and back to normal because i was terrified of fucking them all up again :(

bleekay

i'm glad people are finding this fun as a concept and making references to stuff that this reminds them of but i really gotta express how bad of a nightmare this was for me. i had fallen in love with the original story and characters (though on waking i couldn't tell you the details), unintentionally warped their story beyond recognition, and found myself an unwitting god that could not provide mercy for some without doling torment to others. one of the characters started offing themselves every time i started another reread. stress dream doesn't even begin to cover it

theboredvoid

there's always some bullshit happening on reddit

7aceofdiamonds7

salpho

Kinda love how scared miis are in this game. They fear their tiny island being crushed by normal sized food. You can give them a piece of elastic and they look at it with immense horror. They scare each other easily. When truly horrified they just stand still frozen in shock. These are little prey animals to me. I want to protect them from scary things like normal sized steak and haircombs.