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lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131

so this dude invented “a device” to help shy dudes pee in public restrooms

except it’s literally just a crushed velvet cape with suction cups on the hem

trailerparkhardcore

Suction warlock

dongstomper-deactivated20161230

don the piss robe

macklemorehentai-deactivated201

+6 stealth -8 charisma

iamoutofideas

pisslord

shabootyisland

it took two fucking years but i finally found piss cloak again

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life-of-eris

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

aceofsquiddles

gucciballs-deactivated20200720

i genuinely hope this site never changes. its like performance art at this point

castorprince

this is an out of context screenshot of a much larger post about the negative impact that the keeping of “manicured lawns” has on the environment, not to mention it is an unnecessary drain on money and energy. but OP couldn’t make fun of the original post because it’s much more succinct than this tiny excerpt.

joner

if i don’t mow the lawn my dad will take away my xbox

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USE HEADPHONES 🎧

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You wake up one day and realize you’re in a parallel universe. You’re not sure what exactly is different, only that everything seems a little… off. Your suspicions are confirmed when you go with your friends to the mall and Take On Me comes on, and it sounds like this.

hamncheeeese

this song makes me feel like i’m half asleep on the bathroom floor of a 7-Eleven at 3:17 in the morning and i was trying to make my way back to my hotel took the wrong turn on the highway and i got too tired to keep searching so i just gave up.